Click here to return to the list of messages.

Men who wifebeat and the women who make them wifebeat (779 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.65 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Pol Pot (View user info) at 2004-07-06 01:43:53 EDT

It is a fact that in the US, 95% of domestic abuse cases between husband and spouse are deliberately provoked by the female in the relationship. Picture this scenario: You come home from work after a hard day at the office. You have been up to your armpits in paperwork and assholes' bitching. You come home at 7:30 pm after struggling through heavy traffic and walk through the front door, and there is your wife, on the couch with her feet up.

"Oh, sorry. I thought you would have picked something up on the way home for yourself, considering how late you were coming home. I just heated up the last individual serve frozen lasagne, so it looks like I am set for the evening." Says your wife. She has been home all day, doing nothing. Watching Oprah and The Bold and The Beautiful. The house is also a little untidy.

If this isn't asking to be punched, I don't know what is. Women are always the catylist in domestic violence situtations.

Now picture the same scenario, but with no wife in the picture. You come home from work, not expecting cooked dinner, but a clean house because you hired a cleaner since there is no wife at home to do cleaning. You pick up some McDonalds and come home, watch some TV. No domestic violence. Women are to blame.

User Reviews

Submitted by koreanboi2030 (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

IN KOREA PAPA BEATY MOMA UNTILL SHE DIE, TEN WE MOV TO USA! NEWY ORK

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-07-07 08:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not taking away your right to write fucking shit like this, but you can't take away my right to give it a big fat minus two.

I don't like the subject matter, I don't think it's amusing, and those of you who think I'm a whiny pussy because I don't like it can print off a copy of this piece of fucking trash, wrap it round a stick of dynamite, ram it up your arse, and try refluxing toluene with a nitrogen-based solution at 80 degrees C for twenty minutes. Hopefully, the resulting explosion will light the fuse and save your housemates the cost of a tin of red paint.

Or in short, fuck off.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-06 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-06 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To all those who say "oh he ripped off someone elses post!"
See this:
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:49:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

heh. I'm honored. You whore.

the person who posted it liked it.

To this crap about "boo hoo, it's not a subject to be joked about" fuck off. Grow up. Take a fucking joke. Christ.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-06 14:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

i've already told you twice!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-06 13:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sucked like ham.

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-06 13:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what I've been saying to my wife all along, just before I slug her in the gut.

Submitted by master-beta (user info) at 2004-07-06 13:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All you people who gave negative ratings because this guy ripped off someone else's post: good for you. All you dipshits that gave negative ratings because this guy parodied domestic violence: go fuck yourselves. I would give a negative rating for the rip-off, but not for the parody. Life is taken way too seriously, and even though shitty things happen, you still gotta learn to laugh at them. It's wrong to make fun of an individual's and their personal stories of abuse, but jokes about the general subject should be fair game, and anyone who thinks differently is a big fat sloppy giner that can go fuck themselves squarely in the ear.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-07-06 10:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

You wait until you've seen a friend in intensive care, monitors bleeping all around her, a machine forcing the air into her lungs and tubes administering blood, meds and fluids.

You wait until you've tried to hold her hand to tell her it's ok but you can't because it's got no skin on the back where it's been torched with a welder.

You wait until you can't recognise your beautiful, loving friends face because it's so swollen and distorted from the punches, and you can no longer tell what colour her skin is because of the bruising.

You wait until you get that phone call at 3am to say come down to the hospital to say goodbye, because we don't think she's going to live to see 4o'clock.

You wait until you arrive when they're pulling back to covers so that you can see the crumpled torso where too many ribs have been broken.

You wait until you've seen it, and if you can still make jokes about it after that, then go ahead.

I hate sinking to this level of insult, but quite frankly, go fuck yourself.

Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-07-06 07:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Its been said. And said better. http://www.ubersite.com/m/12250

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-06 06:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-06 05:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is bob and tom:

the article sucked but the title was fucking hilarious.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-06 05:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

because i've been hit before i have to give this a negative rating. domestic abuse is scarring for life and should not be parodied.

you suck.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-06 04:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

\/ on-file skank

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-07-06 04:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another name in the 'pro' column under the heading 'Automatic neutering of Idiots.'

Congratulations.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-06 04:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOD BLESS THE HISPANICS!

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-06 03:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"I'm Lionel Richie and I disapprove of this post"

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-06 02:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know there's trouble when a post starts with "It's a fact that...."

So you're opting for McD's and TV over a women on your couch. OK.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-06 02:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking asshole, good job ripping off another man's post. May you rot in hell.

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-06 02:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So I'm assuming there's about a 0% chance of you commiting any acts of domestic violence.

Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://endabuse.org/

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're absolutely right.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-06 01:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh. I'm honored. You whore.