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my mom's cunt tastes good i ate it(NSFW ILLEGAL CRIME) (11594 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.65 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Archangel Tyrael (View user info) at 2004-07-06 16:12:53 EDT


today i had sex with my mom. she has been going through some very hard times since my stepdad has been cheating on her. actually hes been cheating on her since she stopped shaving her cunt back in 1999. so anyways.

she was somewhat drunk and crying in her room like normal. i go in there and say hey mom are you ok and shes like no im not ok my life is hell and then im like no no mom you are smart and funny and beautiful and hot and pretty and fuckable. then she stops for a minute and then kisses me deeply. i take off her shirt and suck her nipples until she leaks in my mouth. i take off her pants and granny panties and eat her hairy ass snatch and i mean she had enough hair down there to fucking cover a bear or that hairy fuck guy tom on this site.

so then i shoved her head down all the way on my long 10 inch member until she gagged and threw up. we have a fetish for vomit because we like to eat it. then i had to part her forest bush and then i fucked her very hard until she was screaming my name. i was screaming as well because i am a little pussy i cummed inside of her and then she had a deformed and retarded that we named mable. she picks her nose and eats glue and rubs her shit in her own hair and then eats it. incest is so cool i love it so much and i love the taste of my mom she tastes so fucking good because she is my mom.

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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

funny.

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me laugh really hard and I got a hard on too.

Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sick... But very imaginative

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny and bad. Oh so bad.


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:34:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for
i take off her pants and granny panties and eat her hairy ass snatch and i mean she had enough hair down there to fucking cover a bear or that hairy fuck guy tom on this site.
---
Tom smells like a rotten snatch too.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel dirty for doing this.

Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ditto to what Method said.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i take off her pants and granny panties and eat her hairy ass snatch and i mean she had enough hair down there to fucking cover a bear or that hairy fuck guy tom on this site.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Tom is one hairy motherfucker, that line had me laughing like a loon

Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your mum is a dream

Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for
i take off her pants and granny panties and eat her hairy ass snatch and i mean she had enough hair down there to fucking cover a bear or that hairy fuck guy tom on this site.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-06 19:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Disgusting and obscene--I approve!

This 10 000+ wave has some potential!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-06 17:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

rather good

Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Incest is a sin. Repent and mend you're ways or you will burn in hell.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're right, her cunt does taste good.

Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and a large rapist hasn't pounded your bumhole yet?

That's the real shocker.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keeping with the 4th of July theme, I suggest you take a bottle rocket, shove it up your ass, and light it.

Submitted by A.Tyrael (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

672 engine road
pinenut, mississippi

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is your street address?

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This had so much potential.
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