3 ways are the way to go (564 hits)
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Submitted by checkyourmail (View user info) at 2004-07-06 18:34:12 EDT
So I was sitting at a stop sign the other day and I was like "dude, 4-way stop signs are so lame." That got me thinking, why not do a 3-way stop sign? I mean, if you're coming to a stop sign, who thinks "I really should add something spicy to my sex life." No one, I tell you! This is because a 4-way is just impossible! They never happen! But 3-ways happen to me all the time, and I think that stop signs should be there to remind me of the glorious times I had being a slore and contracting herpes from only God knows who.
And think about this: if there wasn't a stop sign there, EVERYONE would want to drive that road because they wouldn't have to stop. Saving gas, less wear on the breaks-what's not to love?! It could totally be turned into a lucrative commercial endeavor. The revenue for the city would be staggering! Think of the traffic this "frentersection" (free-intersection) would get; slap a tollbooth there and watch the dollars roll in!
Additionally, the property surrounding the 4 stop sign-less intersection would be prime real estate. Think of the money that could be made charging youth groups to stage car washes there. McDonalds would pay out their hindermost just to build one of their crappy "restaurants" there. Drug dealers and prostitutes could be freed from the bondage of their chosen professions. They simply set up shop on the frentersection, make enough money to get a college education, and become respectable citizens. Crime would drop dramatically as these denizens of depravity become citizens of civility.
The tax problem would also be solved! If every city in America installed frentersections, the impending social security deficit would be no more! The massive revenue generated by the frentersection would more than cover this looming disaster. Then it's on to the national debt; the ludicrous amounts of cash that will certainly be produced by the frentersection would, by my calculations, cover the national debt by the year 2023. The national debt will bring this country to its knees in a few short years, if not taken care of, and the only solution I see is the frentersection.
This brilliant idea would change the face of America today. Solving our collective difficulties with sex, money, taxes, debt, and crime-what more can one idea accomplish? Mr. Kerry, I petition you to put the frentersection on your platform. With it you would crush Bush with ease. In conclusion, I believe the frentersection to be the single most world changing invention to come along since Thomas Edison invented sliced bread. The masses must unite in a grassroots campaign to get the frentersection into mainstream thought! WE are the ones with the power! WE are the ones who can save America! It MUST prevail, and the revolution starts with Ubersite!
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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-04-28 17:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Garbage.
Submitted by Dashal (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the crap! This is utterly brilliant! In fact, just tonight I was highly irritated by a stop sign when I was in a sort of hurry and I thought, something has to change. We CAN change America!
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for writing while drunk...
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to let out an odd little scream once you were done.
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-07-06 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was stupid, but it made me laugh. Whether that was the authors goal or not is unknown...
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-06 20:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That would be cool, for some reason.
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-06 20:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not right, to minus two something without reading it, idiot.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-07-06 19:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eh, you gave effort, and this made me smile. or this could just be a drunk post. ill give you the benefit of the doubt.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-06 19:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i didnt read it, but im going to minus two this shit anyway... mwah hahaha GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!