perverts (612 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.57 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ESVM (View user info) at 2004-07-06 21:18:11 EDT
Help me with this, yall:
Are all guys perverted and only into sex? I mean, its kind of stupid to sit around all day and think about nothing but sex.... Would any of you say its just a stereotype against dudes or that its not just a stereotype and its true?
I'm not saying sex is stupid (hell no!), cuz guys who don't (or at least don't seem to) scare me, but there's more out there in the world than sex. ...like talking about sex, like most of the people on this site do (fine people...keep up the good work).
Give your input please (--haha, I'm polite).
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-07 10:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is this not a straight -2?
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-07 10:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are dumb, this is a tired subject.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and quit using all of those fucking brakets (it's really anoying)!
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First things first,
You're stupid and fuck you. That being said, I will proceed to vomit in rage at how awful that post was. My GOD. 50 bucks says you're either very unattractive, or one of those morons who wears super revealing clothing and then complains when guys look at you. What the fuck else are we gonna do, you douchebag you? God. You ruined my night. You're going to grow up to be a toolbox lesbian, I know it. I hope you get hit by a bus and rot in a puddle of your own juices.
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-07 00:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Blah blah blah blah (--haha, blah blah ).
==================================================================================================== Damn this post hit home..........great writing.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-07-07 00:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Go to hospital
2. Find X-Ray room
3. Turn X-Ray on
4. Spread legs under machine
5. Hold until ovarian action has ceased completely
Your country needs you. Do your duty.
-Bus
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-07-06 23:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll give my input. I'm going to input my penis into your eyesocket and skullfuck you to death for being so fucking stupid.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-06 23:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SO because I think about sex I am a pervert?
Go me.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-06 23:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
99.99% of my life im thinking about sex/masterbation.
the other 0.01% im thinking your a fucking retard.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me to elaborate further...
I could have the worst case of diarrhea known to man while simultaneously vomiting into the bathtub, and the second I get off the pot, I'm thinking about sex. Or perhaps before then.
Now do you understand?
-2 for having to ask
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not just sex, cunnilingus too.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell no it's not a stereotpye, it's a fact that guys think about sex once every eight seconds.
I'm thinking about music
Now I'm thinking about sex
I'm thinking about football
Now I'm thinking about sex
I'm thinking about weed
Now I'm thinking about sex
I'm thinking about sex
Now I'm thinking about sex
See how that works?
-2 for having to ask
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i like pie
Submitted by KayBee (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Help me with this, yall:
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm the resident pervert...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36933
Submitted by ubersitemakesmypenistemble (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to take you into a cornfield, tie you up, fuck your ass, and leave you for the fucking animals.
Sound like fun? Call me at 1-540-897-0098.
I drive a Ford Focus and I fucking rock.
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Are all guys perverted and only into sex? Yes.
Also though, some guys are into the proper usage of the English language. Oh baby, conjugate those verbs.
What the hell does "cuz" mean? I looked it up but it doesn't seem to be in the dictionary. Is it French?
Also this is a Steven Wright joke but I read it the other day and thought it was kind of funny.
"I was reading the dictionary the other day and thought I was reading a poem about everything."
Submitted by ubersitemakesmypenistemble (user info) at 2004-07-06 22:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to bend you over and pee in your butt.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37681
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:33:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
I only think about sex 90% of the time.
The other 10% I think about jerking off.
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That was hilarious!
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree, most people on here think about sex 24/7/365...but put some thought into your post next time. If you at least wrote on decent sentance, maybe I'd rate you higher, but as it is your crappy grammer and thoughtless writing leaves much to be desired. +1 for the idea, -2 for a sucky post
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm thinking about you giving me a blowjob right now so you can keep your fucking mouth shut.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I only think about sex 90% of the time.
The other 10% I think about jerking off.
Submitted by KayBee Toy Store at 2004-07-06 21:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why dont you go read a book!! Better yet, go back to school. You are trying too hard to engage in interesting conversation and you suck! Women(I assume that you are one due to the mindless comment) just dropped down the food chain because of your comment.
Go fuck yourself!
And maybe after that you will be able to answer your own fucking question and leave us the hell out of it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-06 21:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My input- I hope you die.