Let Christ Into Your Life And Abolish Fags Or Burn In Hell (NSFW) (10409 hits)
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Submitted by JermiahC (View user info) at 2004-07-07 08:04:57 EDT
I have recently posted an article detailing the dire straights which America is currently entering, and revealed the only way to solve the growing emergency. Unfortunately, people seem to be under the false impression that this article was a joke. I would like to assure you that this is no joke but indeed a state of extreme emergency which we must address post haste. Someone even commented about my use of the term homosexual instead of faggot. As I now see, there is no point in trying to be politically correct on this web site in order not to offend people. Therfore, I will say my point clearly here: faggots are a cancer destroying our great country from within with their disgusting and sinful way of life, and must be dealt with immediately if we want America to continue existing!
Please, I implore you, read this article and convert to the teachings of Christ before it is too late! http://www.ubersite.com/m/37678
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Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-03 13:22:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap at 2004-07-21 10:57:16 EDT (#)
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Cmon, someone talk back, i just want someone to take offense and say some crappy insult to me,Cmon, anyone that doesnt have any better insult than the F word!!!!!!
Submitted by JesusesGayBro at 2004-07-20 17:44:45 EDT (#)
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Hey all, im rootin tootin Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap at 2004-07-20 17:43:24 EDT (#)
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I already have a psychiatric help, I prefer, counseler, an i would like some pickles with that and it would be to go please!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:46:20 EDT (#)
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What THE FUCK is wrong with you? Seek psychiatric help. Like, right now!
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-20 16:45:25 EDT (#)
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Not funny, Crap-blesser.
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap at 2004-07-20 16:33:50 EDT (#)
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All im trying to do is be a good catholic, but its people like you that turn this religion around, to be vandales, murderes, and - [twich] [gar] need--- NEED TO KILL , AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-20 16:31:49 EDT (#)
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That's "crotch" poindexter.
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap <HairyPencil.at.Comcast.net> at 2004-07-20 16:31:41 EDT (#)
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Polly wanna cwacka?
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:47:36 EDT (#)
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thank you. but i take great pride in being a loser. i think i'll just wait until someone wiser figures out your true identity.......(.)(.)
eh eh
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap <HairyPencil.at.comcast.net> at 2004-07-20 13:58:03 EDT (#)
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I LUV U ALL, AND GOD BLESS MY CROCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GobBlessMyCrap <HairyPencil.at.Comcast.net> at 2004-07-20 13:54:37 EDT (#)
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I luv big burly fat [sniffle] guys, I luv em, oooh get one in white, 5ft 9in, with big juicy tender mucles, mmmmmmmmmmm i cant wait, I LUV U JERIMIAH, i will finally find true [sniffle] Happiniess
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-20 12:09:05 EDT (#)
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That's alright, I'm sure I can find some big burly guy just released from prison to love you... All night long.
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap at 2004-07-20 11:57:52 EDT (#)
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I just wanna be [sniffle] loved, that all [sniffle] i ever wanted, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, [sniffle][couph] IS IT? Is it [sniffle]?
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap <HairyPencil.at.Comcast.net> at 2004-07-20 11:55:41 EDT (#)
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I am a catholic of great honor, and reputation, but i do not deserve this disgu- nvm i do, im a Catholic prig, [sniffle], and i hate my life [couph] I HATE YOU ALL [sniffle] Why, jerimiah , WHYYYYYYY
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-20 06:18:43 EDT (#)
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Nope, I have to use a dildo because I never fucking said I was a guy, you moron.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-20 06:14:08 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, he has to use a dildo because he's inadequate.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-20 06:13:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-20 06:02:27 EDT (#)
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I love slamming your mamma in the ass with a dildo, you cunt.
Submitted by vaya (user info) at 2004-07-20 04:00:18 EDT (#)
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I hate fucking hicks.
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap at 2004-07-19 23:32:53 EDT (#)
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Luv is the answer to all of gods children, you and me are all blessed with love, and beuty, I love you all, luv luv luv!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 14:29:20 EDT (#)
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Heh... Yeah polly, everything. The whole shebang. Sorry, it's all a big load of bullshit.
Don't worry though, you sound nice - not at all like a loser. Hell, I'd probably tap that. (Don't hit me!)
As for who I am, I'll give you a hint: the links at my post here - http://www.ubersite.com/m/38006 hold the key. (You can skip the porn ones - I don't do porn.) Special clue, just for you. ;)
Your guesses go here - http://www.ubersite.com/m/38796 .
Now show us your boobs! (Sorry, Ubersite tradition.)
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-19 11:04:36 EDT (#)
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oh yeah. i'm a loser...and exceptionally lost. shenanigans on everything than? the post and confessions and ex-wife and what not. not a clue who you really are....
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-07-19 10:53:23 EDT (#)
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You BASTARD!
But you kept me entertained for the long week before my holiday and for that, I thank you.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 09:56:21 EDT (#)
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Kent, didn't we go over this already just now? Oh right, I'm sorry, I forgot you were retarded.
I never post anything decent!? That's funny, I wasn't aware you even knew who I really am.
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2004-07-19 09:51:53 EDT (#)
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The beast shall reveal itself, and it shall be...Norman Lear?
Me rikee lo hitwhore cunt.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-19 09:48:41 EDT (#)
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Go eat some more shit. You never post anything decent anyway.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:57:52 EDT (#)
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Ah... But Falco, you are forgetting that what I am doing here isn't just a hit-whoring post; it is a saga! Therefore, do take into account the hits both here as well as http://www.ubersite.com/m/37678 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/38006 . (Not to mention my latest here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38796 .) All told, I have exactly 11,063 hits as of the time of this writing, which means that while I have the greatest respect for your hit-whoring abilities, you just got p0wn3d!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:52:30 EDT (#)
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And before calling me "stupid-ass" (another winner insult there, tough guy), you might want to consider the fact that you're talking to me about forcing my beliefs on others AFTER I ADMITTED THE POST WAS FUCKING HIT-WHORING.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:52:08 EDT (#)
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In all honesty, I have no idea what the fuck it is you said. The fuck kind of insult is "shenanigan fucker" anyway!?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:51:36 EDT (#)
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My hitpost whored this bitch alive.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:38:46 EDT (#)
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You know what I said, you stupid-ass.
Fuck you.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:30:39 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38796 .
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:30:13 EDT (#)
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"Shenanigan fucker"? Are you trying to imply I have sexual relations with shenanigan!? Is that even possible!?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:13:02 EDT (#)
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Don't start forcing your beliefs on others, you shenanigan fucker.
Even these George Michael lyrics mean more of a shit than this fuckin' post:
I Want Your Sex - by George Michael
There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes
I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends
CHORUS
I want your sex
I want your love
I want your sex
I want your...sex
It's playin' on my mind
It's dancin' on my soul
It's takin' so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that i love you but you still say no
I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control
CHORUS
BRIDGE
It's natural
It's chemical
(Let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual
(Can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you
Sex is natural, sex is good
Not everybody does it, but everybody should
Sex is natural, sex is fun
Sex is best when it's (one on one)
(One on one)
(Huaah) (Sex)
I'm not your father
(Huaah) (Sex)
I'm not your brother
(Huuah) (Sex)
Talk to your sister
(Huuah) (sex)
I am a lover
(Huuah) (sex)
(Huaah) (sex)
(Huuah) (sex)
C-C-C-C-C-C-C'mon
What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love you 'til it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me
What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love you 'til it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me
Sex with me
Sex with me
Mmmm, have sex with me
C-C-C-C-C-C-C'mon
Faith - by George Michael
Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you.
Oh, but I gotta think twice
Before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play
Because I play them, too.
Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion,
Time to pick my heart up off the floor.
And when that love comes down without devotion,
Well, it takes a strong man baby, but I'm
Showing you the door,
'Coz I gotta have Faith
I gotta have... Faith
Yes, I've gotta have Faith, Faith, Faith
I gotta have Faith, Faith, Faith.
Baby, I know you're asking me to stay
Saying please, please, please don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues.
Maybe you mean every word you say
Can't help but think of yesterday
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules
Before this river becomes an ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
Oh baby, I reconsider my foolish notion
Well, I need someone to hold me,
But I'll wait for something more.
Coz I gotta have Faith...
(repeat chorus)
Before this river
Becomes an ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
(I've just got to have faith)
I've reconsidered my foolish notion
Yeah, I need someone to hold me,
But I'll wait for something more....
(pause)
Coz I gotta have Faith
(final chorus)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-07-18 22:59:14 EDT (#)
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why, why, WHY must you fools fall for this weak religious shit every fucking time?
goddamn i hate this site sometimes.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-18 21:41:29 EDT (#)
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Heh, JoeAverage...I remember him.
Good times. :)
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-07-18 20:48:30 EDT (#)
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Jer,
You should meet my friend. His name is JoeAverage. I think you two would get along.
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-18 20:47:20 EDT (#)
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I knew it!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:39:40 EDT (#)
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ALAHACKBAR!!!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:38:59 EDT (#)
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No, the truth of the matter is, that I am:
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:38:37 EDT (#)
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Bart? My god, why would you say a silly thing like that? Avals? What on Earth pushed you to that conclusion!?
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-18 14:38:58 EDT (#)
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I think your Avals. (I apologize to Avals if he's not you though.)
Submitted by great_pen155 (user info) at 2004-07-18 14:34:19 EDT (#)
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You need serious counseling, JermiahC, I have a gay atheist friend who is an excellent counseller, if you want I'll give you his contact number.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-18 13:21:00 EDT (#)
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Are you bart?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:29:48 EDT (#)
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I'll tell you later.
Feel free to guess in the meantime. 100% guaranteed no one will get it right!
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-18 12:29:05 EDT (#)
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Haha!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:28:51 EDT (#)
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(Drum roll)...
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:28:41 EDT (#)
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And my real identity is...
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:28:27 EDT (#)
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I'm a dirty dirty hit whore, and I like it!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:28:08 EDT (#)
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Fucking shenanigans! I admit it!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:27:55 EDT (#)
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This is bullshit!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:27:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah, ok...
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-18 12:27:45 EDT (#)
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I don't mind, this "Melinda" character deserves it.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:27:39 EDT (#)
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Oh hell...
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:27:27 EDT (#)
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Would you??
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:27:18 EDT (#)
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Too much.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:27:05 EDT (#)
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Don't think anyone would mind..
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:26:53 EDT (#)
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Oh well...
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:26:45 EDT (#)
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Aren't I?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:26:38 EDT (#)
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Damn, I'm replying a lot lately.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:25:53 EDT (#)
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Honest!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:25:47 EDT (#)
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Like a rotten fish!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:25:33 EDT (#)
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It actually stinks.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:25:21 EDT (#)
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I liked that mailman's peener better than your stinking cunt.
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-18 12:25:17 EDT (#)
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Melinda, I think you should be a bit more understanding of your husbands homosexuality, after all, your not really helping. Heyzues, you can't turn gay, your born gay.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:24:53 EDT (#)
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You know what?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:24:38 EDT (#)
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To ever bitch the bitch of the bitch!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:24:25 EDT (#)
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Honest. She's the bitchiest bitch
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:23:49 EDT (#)
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It's funny because it's true.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:23:40 EDT (#)
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Heh...
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:23:30 EDT (#)
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She's SUPERBITCH!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:23:12 EDT (#)
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She's not just a bitch...
Submitted by Melinda (user info) at 2004-07-18 11:12:37 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and I AM a bitch. So?
Submitted by Melinda (user info) at 2004-07-18 11:09:22 EDT (#)
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ASTRONOMICAL chance that this is true? So you do believe me after all?
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-18 10:37:00 EDT (#)
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This is so full of shit. I don't believe a single fucking word of this entire post. I was a little skeptical but now I don't believe a single fucking word.
But on the astronomical chance that this is true. I just want to say that your husband is obviously going through a very hard time and you didn't love him enough to stick with him, or at least not be so bitchy, it's just like a bitch to kick a man when he's down. Maybe you're just angry that you turned your husband ghey.
Submitted by Melinda (user info) at 2004-07-18 03:48:23 EDT (#)
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Because his wife isn't a helpless little Christian housewife who needs her sorry excuse for a husband's help to even turn on the TV. I've been reading this site long before that pitiful bag of gay love found out about it. He must've seen me viewing it more than once, which makes me wonder why in the hell he would post this here. Then again, Jeremy never was the brightest bulb.
As for telling him in person, I never want to see his ugly mug again.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-07-18 01:54:39 EDT (#)
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Why the hell would his wife post this on the internet? How did she know he was here?
Shit... most importantly, why the hell wouldn't she just tell him in person.
No more pity help.
Fucking shenanigans.
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-17 17:17:51 EDT (#)
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oay. his wife is on here. this should get interesting. hey malinda?are you a devote cursing christian as well? man. i am simply awed by this holy family. i wish i was apart of it. you know. after comtemplating. i think i like JermiahC better....you can't exactly blame him for fucking a mailman.....you don't seem quite nice or loving and what not. really. all these crazy christians cursing and going against what they preach. i love you all really.
Submitted by Melinda (user info) at 2004-07-17 15:09:30 EDT (#)
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Why you damned faggot, you have the gall to come here and complain about me after having gay sex with the mailman in our own bedroom?! You're pathetic you know that? Did you actually think I wasn't going to find out about this site?
I want you to know I'm getting that divorce, and I'm taking the kids and everything your sorry ass owns! Don't go complaining that you have no money. You should have thought about that before you let our children see you fucking someone else. And a guy no less!
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-17 14:55:18 EDT (#)
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jermiahC. i am a girl. and i'm not gay. just letting you know.....i wouldn't be picking up girls anywhere. alright than.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-07-17 13:00:14 EDT (#)
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I'm from Minneapolis, and the gay community here is huge, as it is in most urban areas (except a few in the deep south). If you live around SanFran, LA, NYC, etc... there should really be no problem finding a church that accepts/embraces gays. Public universities in large cities are almost always hubs for local gay communities and churches. I would guess that the yellow pages has a "churches" category. Otherwise, you could always google.
glhf.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-17 09:29:28 EDT (#)
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polly, I think you realize that's not how it works.
I'm sure you've had some one-night stands in your time. Would you be able to come to any of these girls asking them to give you a place to sleep and a job?
Submitted by scoobidydoo2003 (user info) at 2004-07-17 08:13:22 EDT (#)
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WOW! I think not even one person agrees with you. You are a real loser and will die alone.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-17 07:56:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I should've totally picked up on the sarcasm in your voice; shame on me.
Douche.
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-17 07:30:51 EDT (#)
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And go Broncs.
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-17 07:29:18 EDT (#)
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Good job. You got me there. What can I say? I guess I didn't read it close enough. I mean, it is a really great book and everything....
If you didn't sense any sarcasm in my comment where I said I read it, shame on you.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-17 06:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-16 19:57:26 (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-16 03:39:08 (#)
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"Satanism would be an okay religion if it weren't so violent. I agree with some of it's philosophies, but too much of it is just a joke to keep me satisfied. With atheism, I can be my own savoir, and I don't have to sacrifice virgins!"
I think you're confused; you're talking about devil worship, not Satanism.
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Whoa. I appreciate your critisim of my infallible knowledge. It makes me chuckel. My prostate grows weak.
I have read the Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey, dumbass. I know all about Satanism. Satanists do sacrifices. It says so in that book. If it says so in the Satanic Bible than it must be one of the things of Satanism. It's not like I care anyway. That book had alot of stuff in it that pissed me off because it was so stupid. God. I hate religions.
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I really should go -2 all of your posts for that little burst of stupidity. LaVey is spinning in his grave. Thank god Avals handed you your ass.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-17 04:04:17 EDT (#)
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I have read the Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey, dumbass. I know all about Satanism. Satanists do sacrifices. It says so in that book.
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"Under NO circumstances would a Satanist sacrifice any animal or baby!" (Excerpt from The Satanic Bible)
Woah there brainiac, are you sure you were reading the right book?
Incidentally, your infallible knowledge doesn't seem to include spelling 'chuckle'. (As well as 'then' and 'a lot', for that matter.)
Of course, if you're so sure of yourself, I'd love to see some quotes that - you know - actually support the shit spewing out of your noise tube.
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-16 22:15:27 EDT (#)
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um. which question........ and yeah. why don't you meet up with your mailman buddy again?...or is that the question you were calling ridiculous. i really don't understand.
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-16 19:57:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-16 03:39:08 (#)
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"Satanism would be an okay religion if it weren't so violent. I agree with some of it's philosophies, but too much of it is just a joke to keep me satisfied. With atheism, I can be my own savoir, and I don't have to sacrifice virgins!"
I think you're confused; you're talking about devil worship, not Satanism.
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Whoa. I appreciate your critisim of my infallible knowledge. It makes me chuckel. My prostate grows weak.
I have read the Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey, dumbass. I know all about Satanism. Satanists do sacrifices. It says so in that book. If it says so in the Satanic Bible than it must be one of the things of Satanism. It's not like I care anyway. That book had alot of stuff in it that pissed me off because it was so stupid. God. I hate religions.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:35:16 EDT (#)
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polly is that actually a serious question or are you kidding?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:31:32 EDT (#)
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"A little more creative"? Fine. What do you suggest? Bestiality? Threesomes with aliens from another planet?
I'm sad everyone still thinks this is fake after all this time. But at least you weren't a dick about it like some other people here.
Christian churches that embrace homosexuality? Is that even possible? Isn't that kind of contradictory?
Anyway I'm interested. What should I look for in the yellow pages?
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:21:36 EDT (#)
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i still don't know why you just won't get with the mailman...he still has a job doesn't he? hey there's an idea! work for the government.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:12:59 EDT (#)
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she-
nan-
i-
gans...
gone a little too far in my opinion. Fucking the mailman? You could have been a little more creative.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
At the risk of sounding like a moron, I have advice in case this is not shenanigans:
There are a lot of Christian churches that embrace homosexuality. They can/will help you out, and maybe even give you a place to stay. If you live close to an metropolitan area, grab the yellow pages and look for said churches. They are alomst always in urban areas, so if you're from the country, it's time to pack up and leave. I don't think you have anything else to stay home for, why stick around?
Submitted by ambrosiablue (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmmm, I go away for a week and suddenly you're gay?
Does this mean you must be abolished then?
Sorry for wanting to ban you JC,
didn't realize the extent of your denial.....
I wish you the best of luck with that, honestly.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-16 03:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Satanism would be an okay religion if it weren't so violent. I agree with some of it's philosophies, but too much of it is just a joke to keep me satisfied. With atheism, I can be my own savoir, and I don't have to sacrifice virgins!"
I think you're confused; you're talking about devil worship, not Satanism.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-16 02:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahhaha, good troll.
Submitted by orange-cat (user info) at 2004-07-15 22:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU FAGGOT YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO HIDE YOUR SEXUALITY
YOUR A FUCKING HOMO
AND I HATE YOU AND ALL THOOSE LIKE YOU
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-15 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Satanism would be an okay religion if it weren't so violent. I agree with some of it's philosophies, but too much of it is just a joke to keep me satisfied. With atheism, I can be my own savoir, and I don't have to sacrifice virgins!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-15 17:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Asshole. Read this http://www.ubersite.com/m/37067
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Satanism isn't really a religion in the conventional sense of the word.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Go Jews!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's the "heat" and when exactly did I start losing it?
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tellllll, meeeee, peeee-pulll, am I-ee go-inggg In-say-ay-ane?
In-say-ay-ane?
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+2 for the Sabbath reference :-D
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if this is fake, it's funny.
Way to change positions after the post started losing heat.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha...JC is giving in...the idiot.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-15 10:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, don't care.
Submitted by krytz (user info) at 2004-07-15 06:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
christ gives some good head
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2004-07-15 06:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GAYS = BAD
GOD = GAY
hahahaha your fucked
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-15 06:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you can get a job at the post office, since they obviously hire gays, there shouldn't be a problem. And whats the mail mans name? maybe he could be a reference.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-07-15 05:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tellllll, meeeee, peeee-pulll, am I-ee go-inggg In-say-ay-ane?
In-say-ay-ane?
Submitted by Stormlord (user info) at 2004-07-15 05:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I agree with your 'all fags must die' policy, but I am strongly opposed to your 'God exists' policy."
Couldn't have said it better.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-15 04:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's pretty funny.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-15 04:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just looked that up on the FBI's web-page!
Apparently you're wanted for child molestation! Go figure!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-15 04:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, you know what? Here, here's my home address. I honestly don't give a fuck anymore.
Diamond City, Highway 125 NW
I'm looking forward to seeing you tough guy. Just keep in mind I have nothing fucking left to lose.
Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-07-15 02:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post your home adress if your so tough.
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-07-14 23:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with your "all fags must die" policy, but I am strongly opposed to your "God exists" policy.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-14 23:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"God doesn't want lesbians or bisexual chicks in heaven? I'll gladly go to hell then...fuck it"
Heh heh....nice.
Submitted by worksucks (user info) at 2004-07-14 20:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bellebrown cracks my shit up
by saying gays are going to burn in hell...do you mean LESBIANS too?
If god doesn't let lesbians into heaven..or at least the bisexual chicks...then god is gay in my book.
Real fucking gay.
I mean shit, watching naked chicks rub all over each other gets me harder than trying to push a penny through a brick wall.
God doesn't want lesbians or bisexual chicks in heaven? I'll gladly go to hell then...fuck it
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 20:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know satanism has nothing to do with satan...but frankly i dont give a fuck about religion.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-14 18:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:40:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Satanism sucks too
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Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:39:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
i know! ill worship the devil! hes the one that gives people earthly belonging right? he can help me get out of debt and put my life in order! and when i die ill have a place in hell and wont have to suffer like the rest of the damned souls!
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Satanism has nothing to do with worshipping Satan, it's just called that because it's pretty much against all Christian beliefs. Satanism is the belief that YOU are God, that you do what YOU feel is right, not some book.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-14 18:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would rather let Christ into my pants.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-07-14 18:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, you shit slinging cunt, I don't give a fuck what you have to say, you're still a fucking douche bag in my books. So suck on this -2 and die.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-14 18:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God, I'm out of it for like two days, come back and look whats happened. The way I see it, there are two things you can do. One, you can sit around all day and be depressed. Two, you can realize one important thing: you're still alive. You have life; shitty things happen to everyone, but life keeps going. Try this...go outside (or look outside, even) and take a look at the people outside. How many of them does shit happen to? All of them; but they're still there.
Granted, thats a nice big problem, but you know what? Life goes on. Get a new job, get a new place and after that, deal with the religious stuff. Take care of what is immediate, then take care of the peripherals. Sitting around being sad is no way to deal with a problem; yes, sometimes shit looks bad, but so what? It goes on.
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-14 18:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lou at 2004-07-14 15:14:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
"DO ANY OF YOU CRAZY, BIBLE-BEATING LUNATICS REALIZE THAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED PURELY ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT?" -Lou, you mean "BIBLE-BEATING LUNATIC" Not plural, considering most of us agree with you.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-14 17:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, if he doesn't have proper paper work showing it, then it's obviously false. Talk to your lawyer.
As far as "me going away" I'm the only person even paying attention anymore.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 16:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And as for suing my employer for unlawful termination - it would be a great idea, except for a few problems:
*They would never convict him anyway. He'd just say it was because I was not concentrating on my work or something (not hard to believe considering what happened), and not because I was gay.
*Do you honestly believe I have the money right now for a long drawn out court battle that I probably won't even win?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 16:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, my reply doesn't seem to have submitted, so I'm going to have to repeat it:
What would you do if you found out this was true? I don't know, but I'm not going to take the chance and find out. I would be hesitant to give out my contact information to someone I met online even if he seemed the nicest person in the world. Why would I give it to you, after you have spent the last couple of days vigorously insulting me? And you still haven't told me how the hell you could help me anyway. Thanks, but I think I'll pass on your help.
As for finding out where I live - it's not hard when you have my phone number, provided you're not a complete fucking retard. A 1 second Google search will yield you this for example: http://www.switchboard.com/ .
Quite honestly, I don't give a flying fuck whether you believe me or not. Why should I? You've spent the last couple of days doing nothing but insulting me and making fun of my problems. It would probably be a relief for me if you finally decided this was bullshit and stopped responding.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-14 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So your employer fired you for being gay. Hm. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me.
I was wondering how you kept your internet connection. Canceling your phone bill won't change what I intended to do, however.
I never said I wouldn't send a gay man to your doorstep at 3 am in the morning...But why would I? Ask yourself why I would send a gay man to your doorstep. Why, after everything, would I do anything to hurt you? I have said that I thought you were a hypocritical peice of shit, but the entire time I have also maintained an attitude of this being false. What would I do if I found out it was true? Would I attempt to have something done to you? The chances of me even knowing where you live are slim to none, and knowing a gay man in your area is even less.
This entire time I have been arguing with you because at first you were a hypocrite, and now because I think this is Bullshit.
and as to why I would help you?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37638
Because I know what it is like to loose everything because of something you have done. Because I know that it helps to have a decent person to listen to you bitch and moan, cause that's what you need to do.
But I doubt that you will e-mail, because I know this is bullshit.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 15:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I've been unemployed SINCE MY EMPLOYER FOUND OUT I'M GAY AND FIRED ME. Does it really surprise you my employer was Christian as well?
And HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!? You've just spent the last few days insulting me however you could, and now you expect me to believe you're going to help me and give you all my contact information? Please, like I don't know that if I do that I'll have a big tattooed gay man banging on my door at 3 in the morning wanting to anally rape me. How the fuck could you help me anyway!?
And just so you know, I've cancelled my phone line so I have one less bill to worry about. The only reason I still haven't cancelled my net connection is that it's the only thing keeping me sane at this point.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-14 15:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, you might think I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I always keep some money in the house, and I also have an open account under my name with a bit tucked away for a rainy day. Unfortunately, as I've said before (and you repeatedly ignored), most of my money is in a closed account under my and my wife's name. That closed account is now OFF LIMITS to me under court order. That little money I have is a big help right now, but it's not going to last long, what with mortgage payments to make and all. Are you actually stupid enough to have ALL of your money in one CLOSED bank account!?
And no, unfortunately, I doubt the divorce will take less than a month. You see, the court and my wife don't really give a fuck that I don't have enough money to survive until the divorce is final. Like I said, I should've gotten a fucking good lawyer.
How much explaining do I have to do before you realize my life isn't a fucking joke!?
Oh boo hoo! My wife caught me fucking a dude, now she's taking away all my money! Boo Hoo!
You must be unemployed, therefore none of the money is fucking yours. I haven't ignored the fact that you have a dual account. You call me stupid for having all my money in one account. I call you stupid for putting the majority of your money in a joint account, you dumbass.
You are not real. You are some uberuser that signed onto another account. This is all fake.
If you want me to beleave you, email me @ yurgheymehnz.at.hotmail.com and give me your real name, and your phone number.
If your as desperate as you say you are, you should be willing to do anything to get help from anyone.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 15:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, you might think I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I always keep some money in the house, and I also have an open account under my name with a bit tucked away for a rainy day. Unfortunately, as I've said before (and you repeatedly ignored), most of my money is in a closed account under my and my wife's name. That closed account is now OFF LIMITS to me under court order. That little money I have is a big help right now, but it's not going to last long, what with mortgage payments to make and all. Are you actually stupid enough to have ALL of your money in one CLOSED bank account!?
And no, unfortunately, I doubt the divorce will take less than a month. You see, the court and my wife don't really give a fuck that I don't have enough money to survive until the divorce is final. Like I said, I should've gotten a fucking good lawyer.
How much explaining do I have to do before you realize my life isn't a fucking joke!?
Submitted by Lou at 2004-07-14 15:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DO ANY OF YOU CRAZY, BIBLE-BEATING LUNATICS REALIZE THAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED PURELY ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT?
This is not the United States of Jesus and it never has been! This country was made so that everyone can be themselves without being hasseled.
I'm not gay, but I'm sick of people that think just because this country was founded by Christians (who were seeking religous freedom by getting away from other crazy Christians) that this is a Puritanical country.
It's not! It's the LAND OF THE FREE! So, if two guys want to have sex, does that really de-value your relationship? Is it really bringing forth the Apocalypse (and even if it is, wouldn't that be a GOOD thing for you because YOU are going to Heaven?)?
So, please! This land is your land and this land is my land. Don't push your beliefs on me and I won't push my beliefs on you.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-14 14:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:44:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, AlahAckbar, I'm either a) very weak or b) was wrong before when I said being gay was a choice. Either way, you got me. Is that what you wanted? Is that what makes you happy? Well you got it buddy!
Now, you stupid fucking idiot, can't you understand a simple thing?
A) The account is registered under me and my wife's name.
B) That court has prevented me from doing anything with that account at least until the divorce is final. That means I could march to the bank right now and put my fist down. They'd still just tell me to fuck off because I have no rights on that account.
And yet you "stay in your house, and don't go anywhere....." so that would mean your un-employed, right? You haven't left the house for "a week" and you've been living on pizza...so therefore you have had it delivered.
You "have enough money to live on for one month". From where? Did you just magically have the money in your pocket?
Also, at the rate that the divorce is going (being that, you know, it takes months to get one) you shouldn't worry. It will be over before the end of the month.
SHENANIGINS. And calling me a stupid fucking idiot isn't very christian, douche.
Submitted by Whatajoke at 2004-07-14 14:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously dude.
You need to start smoking God's gift of weed....and calm the fuck down.
Hey, and it sounds to me like you're pretty fundamental (emphasis on mental here)
with your beliefs so, if that's the case, how can you justify a divorce?
Submitted by Whatajoke at 2004-07-14 14:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-14 13:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jerry, you pathetic loser, if your going to Hell, it's because of your prejudice, not because of your homosexuality.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-14 12:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"This post is totally fake. I demand that the name of the uber user who created these posts be revealed, so we may shower them with +2s and happy times. This was a good joke, and it's time for the engineer to be known."
Ooh, ooh! Me, it was me! Shower me with +2s and happy times!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, AlahAckbar, I'm either a) very weak or b) was wrong before when I said being gay was a choice. Either way, you got me. Is that what you wanted? Is that what makes you happy? Well you got it buddy!
Now, you stupid fucking idiot, can't you understand a simple thing?
A) The account is registered under me and my wife's name.
B) That court has prevented me from doing anything with that account at least until the divorce is final. That means I could march to the bank right now and put my fist down. They'd still just tell me to fuck off because I have no rights on that account.
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn. I wish I could spell "hypocrite". Oh well.
I do not waste my symphathy on strangers.
This post is totally fake. I demand that the name of the uber user who created these posts be revealed, so we may shower them with +2s and happy times. This was a good joke, and it's time for the engineer to be known.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, AlahAckbar, they still believe in forgiveness. What that means is that if I go to them now and say, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I will stop being gay" then they will forgive me. Trouble is, I can't do that. I can't stop being gay, and I can't bring myself to lie to my family. Is that something you can understand, or does your entire world work in binary? The same thing with going to the church. They will help me, but only if they believe I am trying to change. But I can't change. I'm not a Christian and I can't lie to myself anymore, can't you understand that?
HA HA! Your a ghey menz! Hey....GUESS WHAT! I've got you in a logical jam again.
If your church believes that being gay is a choice, but you "Can't Stop being gay" then it's not much of a choice is it?
If you "can't stop being gay" then either a) you are fucking weak and you need to grow some willpower, or B)it's not your fault! It's chemical! You know, like science says it is?
So take your pick: either a) you are a lying douche (my choice) b) Your fucking weak and need to grow a spine, or c) the christian church is wrong!
Which is it. Either way I'm not going to feel sorry for you. Because no matter what, even if this is all true, which I know it's not, your still a lying hypocrite. Just like I said you were.
I hold no pity for liars, nor hypocrites.
Also, only a dumbass would let his wife withdraw from his account while he couldn't. March your happy as to the bank and take your wifes name off, or freeze it. More reasons why this is bullshit.
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That first line should start with "If you don't have money, I suggest..."
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you don't get a job, I suggest you get a job, forget about worrying about hell, sonce you already think you doomed for it anyway, and get a new mantra. Try Atheism! You're already a fag! Might as well sin all out and become an Atheist. A stress free mind is the gift my advice would give you, if you took it, but you are too far sub merged in the cult that shuns you to understand my wisdom.
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-14 11:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"my wife came home a week ago to find me fucking the gay mailman. if that wasnt enough, she screamed so loud and the fucking kids of course came to investigate. what the hell are you supposed to tell a 12 yearold kid who just saw his daddy fucking some guy up the ass?"
This HAS to be a joke, and this is my reason.
But if it's not, let me just say, you are the biggest fucking hippocrit I have ever seen. If you are so intent on getting all the fags out of America, you know what you could do? Just get rid of the only one you can. Yourself. That's right Jerry. I think you should kill yourself. Here are my reasons:
1. You are gay so you think you will go to hell anyway.
2. You are the biggest hippocrit to ever have existed.
3. Clearly you have no more purpose in life. You had kids (sadly) and your wife left. Your job of keeping the human race alive is done.
4. Nobody likes you.
5. If you don't kill yourself, you may join an army of Christian radicals, and die in a pointless military operation.
6. Everything you touch instantly becomes defiled.
7. If you don't kill yourself, you may infect innocent children with your dangerous beliefs.
Clearly, the list could be longer, but because you probably didn't even read this review, there is no reason for me to write it, except for my own physical satisfaction, which is what I live for.
I bet the whore of Babylon wouldn't even do you, you stupid son of a bitch.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 10:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, AlahAckbar, they still believe in forgiveness. What that means is that if I go to them now and say, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I will stop being gay" then they will forgive me. Trouble is, I can't do that. I can't stop being gay, and I can't bring myself to lie to my family. Is that something you can understand, or does your entire world work in binary? The same thing with going to the church. They will help me, but only if they believe I am trying to change. But I can't change. I'm not a Christian and I can't lie to myself anymore, can't you understand that?
And my wife DID NOT FREEZE THE ASSETS. The court forbade me from withdrawing from that account until the divorce is final. She can still use MY FUCKING MONEY any way she wants. You want some advice? If you're ever going through a divorce, get a fucking good lawyer. Maybe YOU'LL be able to avoid getting everything you fucking have taken away!
This is some kind of sick joke to you, isn't it? You can't accept the fact that you're calling shenanigans on a real person's life here. Well you know what? Fuck you asshole! I'm sick and tired of your shit. I wish my family was as convinced that I'm lying as you are.
Submitted by K at 2004-07-14 10:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What makes you so sure god exists?
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 09:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shoulsd find something else to do...like starting a new account and pretending you love children
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-14 09:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:39:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
i know! ill worship the devil! hes the one that gives people earthly belonging right? he can help me get out of debt and put my life in order! and when i die ill have a place in hell and wont have to suffer like the rest of the damned souls!
Jesus christ people? Wake the fuck up. THIS IS SHENANIGANS. It is some other uber user, as I've been saying pretty much all along.
Going from "Praise Jesus!" to "Worship the Devil!" over the course of one night is ridiculous.
Here's what happend: Some dumbass uberuser said "I know! I'll create a Bible thumping bastard to piss everyone off! And came up with JC. Then, he posted a few things, etc. etc. But then he met up with some opposition, people who were not just going to -2 him, people that wanted to actually have a debate with him (I know I was doing it in the "examples" post, I don't know who else) and he got in over his head." Now, some of you still beleave it? Jesus. You can still beat him with logic. watch:
JC, if your entire family, and all your freinds are christians, then they must beleave in forgiveness right? Therefore, your whole "I have no one!" whine is bullshit.
Also, your wife filed for divorce. Unless she has her own seperate account, then SHE WOULDN'T FREEZE THE ASSETS. Why? Because if she did, then she wouldn't have money to pay for the things your kids need. Now if you are "truly" in need, GO TO THE CHURCH. Remember the statement "It's my duty to try to keep people from going to hell!" What the fuck do you think their duty is? They are not going to just say "Oh, yur ghey menz, stay away before you get your gheyness on me!"
Even now your logic is stupid. Jesus. Shut the fuck up. You've been beaten. Go back to being whoever you normally are and let this dumb ass shit die.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 09:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But how can god help me when I am a sinner? I want to stop. I want to be a good Christian. But I can't. I love men and I can't stop. please help me, what should I do?
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:49:31 EDT (#)
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If you believe so firmly in god then i guess hes the only one that can help you.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh god, what am i saying? i cant go on like this!
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Satanism sucks too
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know! ill worship the devil! hes the one that gives people earthly belonging right? he can help me get out of debt and put my life in order! and when i die ill have a place in hell and wont have to suffer like the rest of the damned souls!
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:13:14 EDT (#)
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See thats my main problem with religion. Its the most un-natural thing, yet it is forced upon people at a very young age. Im not saying religion is wrong, it can help some people to feel happier with a purpose but a lot of the time it can do things like this.
If your friends and family werent such devout christians maybe they would be more understanding of you.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 07:58:12 EDT (#)
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See, here's the kicker: My wife filed for a divorce. Now I can't touch any of the money we have in a closed account in the bank. That's most of our savings, if you didn't guess so yourself. That means I'm fucked with enough money to feed me for maybe a month until I run out and am kicked out on the street for missing the mortgage payments. That means I don't have enough money to just walk away, no one to turn to for help (since all my friends and family are devout Christians and now want nothing to do with me), plus I love my kids and I can't leave them.
How can you expect me to suddenly say there is no god when all of my life I lived according to his laws? No matter how hard I try, I can't escape the thought that I will go to hell for what I did.
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-14 07:29:06 EDT (#)
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My advice is dont give a fuck what your neighbours think, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get on with your life. What does it matter if the neighbours know you fucked the mailman? Im sure youll all get over it. Maybe you should get out and meet some real people who are more understanding of your position.
Oh and by the way you wont be going to hell because religion is a load of shit. It was basically started as a way of social control, basically to give people morals. For example by telling you that by being gay you will go to hell it just puts fear into you and causes you to supress your feelings thus making to frustrated and doing stupid spontaneous things like fucking the mailman.
If you had just been gay from the start you know for a fact that your life would be much happier than what it is now. I suggest that you just start again but this time dont try and be something that your not!
Aother thing, when you die the most likely thing that will happen is youll lose all conscious thought and feeling. Think of it as when you sleep without dreaming except the fact that you wont be waking up...ever.
Submitted by quazar (user info) at 2004-07-14 06:44:27 EDT (#)
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I have just registered here and my bullshit meter is going off
the scale. Shenanigans.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-14 05:50:12 EDT (#)
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If your living at your house then just leave. If everybody in town thinks you're a closet homo, then just leave your town. Also, if you don't have a job to go to then whats keeping you there. If your wife wants nothing to do with you, then just go anywhere but where you are now. And if your kids are anything like you they probably don't want anything to do with some queer, so just walk away from the problem. when ever I have a problem I just walk away and never look back. Hey maybe the dude you were doing has a place for you to stay.
I am in no way saying that I believe this story of yours, I am just attempting to stave off boredom.
SHE-NAN-IGANS
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 05:04:04 EDT (#)
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"Seriously if you're for real then you need to do something to try to turn your situation around."
Easier said than done. What do you suggest?
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-14 04:51:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 04:35:35 (#)
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heyzues I'm glad you find my problems funny. Now I'll be able to die happy, knowing I brought you joy in life. You fat motherfucker. I hope I'll see you burn in hell with me!
And for your information, there are some very nice and understanding people on this web site. Just because you're a bestiality loving asshole, doesn't mean everyone here is.
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Holy shit, do you have like a crystal ball or something. Cause not only am I fat, but I also take it up the ass from my dog.
Seriously if you're for real then you need to do something to try to turn your situation around.
But I still think this is fake. After methods cheating girlfriend post I will never be that naive ever again, to believe I could get free porn was just to good to be true.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-14 04:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
homosexuality is a disease, and AIDS is the cure.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 04:35:35 EDT (#)
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heyzues I'm glad you find my problems funny. Now I'll be able to die happy, knowing I brought you joy in life. You fat motherfucker. I hope I'll see you burn in hell with me!
And for your information, there are some very nice and understanding people on this web site. Just because you're a bestiality loving asshole, doesn't mean everyone here is.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-07-14 04:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"oh god who am i kidding? i cant preach to you. im no devoted follower of god. im a pathetic and useless excuse for a human being. the truth is, i have no one left. my wife came home a week ago to find me fucking the gay mailman. if that wasnt enough, she screamed so loud and the fucking kids of course came to investigate. what the hell are you supposed to tell a 12 yearold kid who just saw his daddy fucking some guy up the ass? my wife took the kids and left. now the whole fucking neighborhod knows about this and i cant even stick my head out the door. ive been living on pizza for the last week and havent left the house once. i dont know what to do im so lost. please someone help me"
I stop reading uber for like half a fucking day, I come back, and jerry's gay. I can't beleive this is real, no fucking way. Cause if this was real then jerry would have to be the most retarded person in the world to be asking for pitty from uber users, because I know i'm not the only person who nearly pissed them selves with shear unadulterated joy, after reading that above paragraph.
SHE-NAN-IGANS
+2 for fooling me.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-07-14 03:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JeremiahC got served.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-07-14 03:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha...only tooks us 8 days to crack this mailman fucking hypocritical faggot. Is this some kind of record or something?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-14 02:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU FUCKERS FIND THIS FUNNY DO YOU? MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER AND YOU'RE FUCKING CRACKING JOKES. NOT THAT IT MATTERS, SINCE IF I KILL MYSELF I'M GOING TO HELL RIGHT NOW. HOW'S THAT FOR BEING STUCK BETWEEN THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE YOU FUCKERS? OH BUT WHAT I AM SAYING? WAS I EXPECTING HELP ON THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE OF A WEB SITE? FIGURES. TURNING GAY MUST HAVE TURNED ME DUMB AS WELL. BUT IT'S OK THOUGH, I HAVE MONEY LEFT FOR AT LEAST OH A MONTH BEFORE I'M OUT ON THE STREET SUCKING COCKS FOR MONEY. BUT YOU DON'T CARE DO YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES?
Submitted by Tyler_Durden (user info) at 2004-07-13 21:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking knew it!!! You say you have noone left...what about the milkman?
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-13 20:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on Jerry, living on pizza can't be that bad.
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-13 18:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and i started agreeing with you and showing compassion. ack. good love wasting on a gay person fucking mailmans. hey. i say you have it good. now you can marry the mailman and eat pizza.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-07-13 18:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...First I think he's a troll, then his insistance creates doubts. Then I respond only too late to notice that he finally flipped. Don't I look like an ass.
Nice farce...I bought it.
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-13 18:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was indeed some nice shit you pulled there.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-13 18:26:14 EDT (#)
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ack. of course i don't feel like an ass. man jerry that was some nice shit you pulled there.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-13 17:49:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-13 15:43:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh god who am i kidding? i cant preach to you. im no devoted follower of god. im a pathetic and useless excuse for a human being. the truth is, i have no one left. my wife came home a week ago to find me fucking the gay mailman. if that wasnt enough, she screamed so loud and the fucking kids of course came to investigate. what the hell are you supposed to tell a 12 yearold kid who just saw his daddy fucking some guy up the ass? my wife took the kids and left. now the whole fucking neighborhod knows about this and i cant even stick my head out the door. ive been living on pizza for the last week and havent left the house once. i dont know what to do im so lost. please someone help me
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Now THAT'S funny.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-07-13 17:38:54 EDT (#)
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A brief interlude in this vitriolic debate.
JermiahC may represent, to one degree or the other, the views of some Christians. He represents what the media loves to blanket-label "The Religious Right" (as you read that phrase it really helps if you imagine James Earl Jones was saying it as Darth Vader). The cold fact is that
99% or upward of Christians represent exactly the kind of people that Christ himself despised the most. This percentile includes, of course, our mutual friend Jerry C.
If you have any knowledge of the doctrines of Christ (not the apostle Paul or Peter), you know that Christ did not condemn anyone except for hypocrites. In fact he stated directly that he did not come into the world to condemn it (John chapter 3). He stood up for an adultress that was going to be executed. He offered kind words and wisdom to a Samaritan whore. He healed people sick with leprosy that any other Hebrew of his time would hardly look at (they were by the ancient law unclean). He cared and was concerned for the people who had hit rock-bottom. He sought to help them because they realized that they needed it. The Gospels of the New Testament are full of Christ's philanthropic philosophies. Maybe you should read it, beings you claim to be a Christian (meaning literally, "Christ-Like").
On the other hand, Christ condemned and even loathed the Pharisees who were the religious leaders of the time. He again and again pointed out that religious sanctification should exist between God and onesself, and should never be a source of pride. Christ called these religious hypocrites, who flaunted their good deeds and criticized the common sinner, white-washed sepulchres. In other words, they looked great on the outside, but were fetid and rotten within. Your kindered spirits, Mr C, were the enemies of Christ. Men like you crucified the messiah because he saw through your transparent bravado. You hated him because he was good and still cared about those who were not.
I leave you with a verse Jermiah...
Matt 7:20-23
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-13 17:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU BALL-SNIFFING CRAP. YOU WENT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT HOW ANTI-GAY YOU ARE, YET YOU ARE GAY! I USUALLY DO THIS, BUT YOU, JERRY, SUCK BALLS!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL LOAD OF CRAP I EVER NEW! GET A LIFE! In a nutshell, up yours jerk.
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-13 16:39:57 EDT (#)
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Um, what are you supposed to do then, preach to yourself?
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-13 15:43:59 EDT (#)
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oh god who am i kidding? i cant preach to you. im no devoted follower of god. im a pathetic and useless excuse for a human being. the truth is, i have no one left. my wife came home a week ago to find me fucking the gay mailman. if that wasnt enough, she screamed so loud and the fucking kids of course came to investigate. what the hell are you supposed to tell a 12 yearold kid who just saw his daddy fucking some guy up the ass? my wife took the kids and left. now the whole fucking neighborhod knows about this and i cant even stick my head out the door. ive been living on pizza for the last week and havent left the house once. i dont know what to do im so lost. please someone help me
Submitted by Original_Aboriginal (user info) at 2004-07-13 15:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's really scary is this sick fuck actually believes the shit he's spewing. If you ask me that's what's wrong with not just America but the rest of the world.
Another observation; it seems to me religion is, perhaps inadvertantly(???), a major cause for problems in the entire world. Not all religions mind you. Budhism is a good example of just finding your own groove and grooving on it. I've always liked Budhism.
I'm an Aboriginal Traditionalist and my beliefs have a lot to do with the spirit realm and ancestors 'looking out' for family still on this earth. It works for me and has enough freedom in it's structure to venture and find my own path. I've done lots of research on the major religions and have found a teaching that's typical in most that I would contend to be the major flaw and perhaps cause of so much fighting. They condemn the teachings of others.
Christianity, the largest religion in the world with upwards of 2 billion followers, says that if I don't accept Christ as he was born 2009 years ago then I am denied a spot in heaven. Islam, with second largest folling at 1.3 billion says that you are to completly surrender yourself to the teachings of the Qur'an, otherwise you're fucked (what's really fucked up is Allah is the same God as in Christian beliefs and they still can't get along).
Now, that being said, you can't tell me that if I live my life without causing major harm to anyone else, I live a morally rich life and surround myself with good things that I'm not diserving of the same kind of peace in whatever afterlife there might be?
No religion that I would follow would condemn a man with such broad strokes on a planet with 6 Billion people on it.
I believe in a higher power, I call him/her/it God as well. I believe it to be the same higher power that guides the rest of the world that so chooses to believe in one, and if you don't believe in one, I believe if you live a morally rich life you will be afforded every peace/paradise that everyone else will get.
His messages have just fallen victim to everything else on this planet. Mankind fucked it up.
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-13 15:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So what? They're doing nothing wrong! Your just being naive and taking the word of a 2000 year-old book!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-13 15:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LISTEN TO ME! FAGS ARE THE BANE OF OUR EXISTENCE AND A CANCER ON OUR SOCIETY! WE MUST GET RID OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM OR WE WILL ALL BURN IN HELL FOR FAILING GOD!!!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-13 15:30:47 EDT (#)
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Big Al - gays are going against every law of nature - thus, every law of God. It is unnatural for a man to have sexual relations with another man. It is vile and sinful.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-13 15:28:02 EDT (#)
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Sigh. Yes fluff, I accept you even if you do not believe in God. However, realize this does not mean you are not going to hell for it. Nevertheless, I will pray for you.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-07-13 11:04:00 EDT (#)
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."
-Billy Joel
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-13 11:01:15 EDT (#)
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Okay Jerry, what is your thinking? What did gays do wrong that they deserve eternal damnation?
Submitted by Snoopy at 2004-07-13 10:50:37 EDT (#)
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Wa givs dog? y put down a da homos? u r going to hel dog.