my antisemitism post. (1088 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2004-07-07 11:58:05 EDT
i work in a laser-game place. basically we have a maze, and you wear a harness and carry a laser gun and run around the maze shooting other players. as you can imagine this is fairly popular with kids. we are only one of two ermaining such places in sydney - a city of around 3 million or so now (i really have no idea). as you can now imagine we see a fair cross-section of society at our establishment.
which brings me to jews.
we regularly have groups of jewish kids coming in, organised by their synagogue and 'shaperoned' (i guess) by a couple of older, but still only early-mid twenties jews.
we also get a lot of other special interest groups in: scouts, christian church groups, troubled youth organisations (who, while youd think would be the most trouble - given the prefix "troubled" are actually by far the least hassle), handicapped organisations; you can pretty much name it and we see em.
and without a doubt, the jews are by far the biggest trouble of all of them. in fact, you can take pretty much every other groups annoyance factor and add them all together and you still wont come close to the sheer pissoffitude (i recently discovered you can add the suffix '-tude' to pretty much anything to create a new and healpful adjective) of the jewish groups. they are rude, they make an utter mess of both the toilets and especially the foyer. they blatantly disregard the bins and our pleas to use said bins and just throw rubbish on the floor. they try to screw us for better prices, which is fair enough, but not after coming regularly for three years and STILL asking the same question (particularly to staff members they havent seen before, the scammy cunts). they are regularly laet for their scheduled games: they book for say 1pm, which means their first game physically goes in at about 20 past 1 (we even allow a late factor). they regularly turn up up to 30 minutes late. sure they come from the other side of the city and the commute is a bitch, but i heard of a recent development which helps you get to places on time:
its called 'leaving earlier'.
once, they turned up two hours late on a busy weekend (which you generally have to book three weeks in advance) and then proceeded to try and argue with me about why i could no longer fit them in. another time they had a barbecue in our parking lot, taking up valuable parking spaces, cooking without the tray for the oil from their cooking to catch in, so our driveway had a nice sheen of oil running across it to a gutter (which in turn lead to the ocean - way to look after our beaches you cunts); then left the parking lot festooned with bits of leftover discarded food and wrappers - the food attracting rats and pigeons.
this epic tale of woe is not by any means an exhaustive list of their transgressions, either.
so, with my only experience of jewish people (aside from tv jews like seinfeld, but they dont count) being these experiences and some stories a mate has told me about his jewish uncle and family, i am therefore forced to make the sweeping assumption that all jews are rude, money-grubbing, arrogant, dirty, fucking cunts.
until (hopefully) proven otherwise.
and caulaincourt, before you even think of trying to agree with any of this to put forward your own brand of hate - youre a fucking utter toolbag who loves nothing more than to wallow in his own percieved martydom and noone gives a shit what you have to say (even less than what i have to say). burn in hell you fucking moron.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-15 03:54:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-15 03:37:50 (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:23:49 (#)
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jesus fucking christ apollo, who gives a fuck? i mean really, can this be any stupider?
cut this bullshit and write a fucking post. the whole point of assuming a new username is to leave behind the baggage and expectations and shit that builds up. to see if the hits one may get are due to some innate magnetic ability to draw the punters in, or just because one has been here for a while as is 'known' - regardless of any placing on some list...
by doing this youve just made it a pointless exercise, you may as well have jsut changed the apollo external name and left it at that."""
I FUCKING MEAN IT YOU SMUG SANCTIMONIUS LITTLE COCKWIPE.
I WANT A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW.
OR I WILL THREATEN YOU ON THE INTERNET.
SCARY EH??
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:15:46 EDT (#)
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C'mon id, you know you can do better than this.
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:11:05 EDT (#)
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Loser.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-07 22:10:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:04:12 EDT (#)
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This was a joke, right?
Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-07-07 21:58:43 EDT (#)
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Sorry, ID, this was teh SuXXor.
I live in Melbourne's bagel belt, there's a jew on every corner and I have a view overlooking the St Kilda Hebrew Congregation on Charnwood Grove. I live a couple of k's from the largest Synagogue in the Southern Hemisphere (www.melbournesynagogue.org.au) and have Jews as friends, collegues (work and uni), Uni lecuturers, coffee makers in the morning... I am lousy with Hebes. Rabbi Joseph Gutnick was the president of Melbourne Football Club for Christ's sake.
And NONE live up to the stereotype.
Actually, most of them are generous to a fault.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-07-07 14:43:44 EDT (#)
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Yer a tool, doomed boy.
While "laser tag" was a fair-to-middlin' game for 12 year olds in the late eighties, many of those same obnoxious jewish kids who were playing laser tag then, are just now getting out of active service in the IDF after 3-5 years of playing the less popular but more rewarding version of this game ( nitrocellulose propelled fmj tag). Lucky for you, they do not live in australia ( mostly, 'cause a few do visit ). I am tempted to visit australia just in order to explain these things to you firsthand, except damned quantas keeps trying to jew me out wholly unreasonable amount of money for the fare & so, being the money grubbing stereotypical jew I am, I'll just have to wait for continetal drift to bring you within reach the reach of my swift, kosher kick in the tuchas.
oy, goyishe kopf!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:46:41 EDT (#)
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jeremy, sometimes you gotta be a little less one-eyed about things. agreeing that these particular jews were a bunch of fucking cunts (and i think that is completely fair to say) is no different to saying that some american tourists can be loud and obnoxious. or, from my point of view, australian "end-of-season football team trips to bali" tourists are utter, total pricks (which is most certainly true). instantly jumping on me over this is silly.
as for my 'sweeping statement', blanketing all jews with the same comments: well, youre way smart enough to realise that this is merely a hit-whoring tool employed to garner reactions like yours and put this on the most heated (which it wont make it to, coincidentally).
i have said some bad things about some particular jews, and i have provided lots and lots of reasons for it. the only thing contraversial about this post is the word "jew". if it makes you feel better, substitute the word "jew" for "yank". the post is not changed. having done that, do you feel you would reply in the same manner? honestly?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:30:26 EDT (#)
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+2 because Razor is a jew.
Submitted by Si <c.at.c.com> at 2004-07-07 13:29:08 EDT (#)
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Hey man,
I used manage a laser-tag (before we got bought out and shut down) place in Birmingham, UK: Quasar. I always had similar troubles, except it'd be the "peaceful" muslim groups who'd been organized by their mosque. Fucking troublemakers, they frequently cheated, damaged my equipment, complained about the size of the arena, constantly complaining to other staff about ME, who they invited to play when I kicked their asses. Turning up literally an hour late, then complaining when I couldn't fit them in for the next 3 hours due to kids parties, etc! GRRR! Thanks for the bad memories! *lol*
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:21:11 EDT (#)
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I once got jumped by eight black teenagers. I do not have a problem with black people because of it, nor did I make the incredibly fallacious assumption that because SOME black people were like that, ALL black people were like that.
Here's a doom code for you Sam - I-D-I-O-T
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:14:45 EDT (#)
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the last bit made it
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:12:42 EDT (#)
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I dated a jewish chick for 2 years. She had huge titties. That is all.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:07:30 EDT (#)
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I have heard of a recent development that makes you seem more literate. It is called "CAPITAL LETTERS"
JK: I feel your pain, man.
Welcome to customer service.
Remember: The customer is always right, even if they are fucktards.
Submitted by sneak (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:52:29 EDT (#)
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Your fucking right. I wanna burn them alive. 1. they have to many fucking kids and 2. they are too fucking cheap. im not saying this cause im jealous of jewish wealth cause i got enough money. and i dont need a jewish investor to fuck it all up for me.
Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:50:59 EDT (#)
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... theres only 20 of us in the world... give us a fucking break..
like a german leader pre-hitler once said, "if there were no jews, someone would have to create them"
Slut
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:47:27 EDT (#)
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you know whats great? (i really should have added this into my post): the fact that if you say anything bad against jews (and they are a distinct group of people) you are instantly a nazi.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:45:58 EDT (#)
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is that the one in Manly ? I think Jewish kids are the problem. spoilt fuckers
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:42:17 EDT (#)
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Hm. I'm Jewish and I really hate when I see shit like this--and I see it all the time. It drives me nuts. It seems that every Jew I know is a slimy piece of shit. They just encourage the stereotypes, which are mostly true.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:41:23 EDT (#)
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fuck it, man, just let it fly - warts and all. it is only uber. i save that kind of effort of school papers and the stories i send on email - which i type firstly into word and everything.
here i just type and see what goes. youll note i no longer ask for criticisms on my posts (not that they arent noted and appreciated). dont get the impression i have no regard or respect what youre saying, its just what i do on uber: type and send.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt or whatever his name is happens to be a complete cockpile and shouldn't deseve anyone's time.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:36:02 EDT (#)
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no apollo, my rants rule, but im trying to do something here and i cant quite bring myself to do it even though i really really want to.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:34:52 EDT (#)
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idd,
god forbid you do a reread before you hit that submit.
I'm not talking about "laser."
fix your typos before you post...you come across more intelligent.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:28:18 EDT (#)
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dude, start posting fiction again.
your rants suck.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:27:46 EDT (#)
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I guess. My problem lies within the French Canadians occupying the North East of America. I swear they're plotting something. If I could just somehow infiltrate the Franco American club.....
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:27:09 EDT (#)
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actually will, the mispelling in the US of the word 'laser' is becasue the word 'laser' is actually an acronym. or so i hear.
they are not spelling mistakes - my spelling is impeccable, they are typos; and seriously, a few typos, who gives a shit? im not writing for the nobel prize for literature here. i ranting some shitty rant about jewish people.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:19:53 EDT (#)
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Besides the typical lack of puncuation and capitalization that i've learned to ignore in your posts...and besides the US/British "s" and "z" differences...there were too many eyecatching spelling mistakes to warrant a + anything.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-07 12:01:32 EDT (#)
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This post didn't teach me anymore hate than that I already know.