Revelation (566 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 0.5 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Mynameisdavid.at.babiestastegood.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-07 14:06:35 EDT
Ok after this my posts will number three. Which brings upon a radical revelation. So far i have concluded that silly stories about cute animals and one line quips from kick ass movies aren't your cup tea.
Fair enough.
I have, however, figured out what to write about that gets a positive rating and will make me feel warm and tingly inside. Posting a funny picture! Sadly, I have no such knowledge as to how I would embark on such a task. So I guess the next best thing would be to write something more than halfway decent? (BTW I just thought of this after I posted my last thing and took a shit, I feel the Jon (no "H" cuz my toilet is jewish) is the best place to think. Well that or like a library or something. So what shall it be? Comedy, drama, romance, action, a mix of all four? However, I am feeling a bit blue about all of this antisemetic stuff recently, and that Christian zealot isn't making things better. So I guess I shall try to defend my culture whilst devouring a delicious hebrew national.
Yes we have all heard the stereotype, Jews are cheap motherfuckers. However on the flip side (or maybe its not really a flip side, but its something) aren't well all cheap motherfuckers. Example of conversation between Jewey McJew.... no thats too irishy... Jew Berkowitzofskinamentzman and Waspy McGentile.
Berkowitzofskinamentzman: Hey Waspy, can I borrow some money?
Waspy: Fuck off your Jewish your one rich motherfucker I am not giving you any money.... stupid Jew.
See hes being cheap too it just isn't as noticible as this situation
Waspy: Can I borrow money?
Berkowitzofskinamentzman: No, I am terribly sorry I have insufficient funds today.
Waspy: Cheap motherfuckin jew.
SEE! Either way we are screwed. We are either too rich or too cheap. In reality we are all realatively cheap, although I would consider myself pretty generous, it is that in Jews the cheapness stands out more based on the fact it affirms what others believe.
Scapegoats are a bitch
-L'shna tova Motherfuckers
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-07 15:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2004-07-07 14:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My squirrel story was rated better than yours so in ya face
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-07 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude, seriously, don't post again. Everyone's made a few stinkers, but you really need to have your access privillages revoked.
Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-07 14:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The cheapness is genetic. My mother who is not Jewish revelaed to me recently that her grandfather and all of their family at that time were Jewish. Here I've been calling her a cheap jew my entire life---and there you go. So maybe it's not really a "Jewish" thing but a gene we can scientifically identify. Just a thought. And don't try so hard to please people here, most of us are fuckers.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-07 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because joos are funny: http://www.ubersite.com/m/7433