last night at work nsfw (799 hits)
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Submitted by wangtoast_intollerant (View user info) at 2004-07-07 19:43:37 EDT
so i was at work last night and this guy his wife and kids come in, and i'm like "fuck i hate kids" because i always have to get them paper cups and shit, it's a real pain in my ass. so i took him to his seat and said "here you are sir" and he gave me a dirty look and that really pissed me the fuck off. so when i took his order he asked for soup and his kids for soda so i went into the kitchen. when his food was ready and jerked off and blew a load in his soup. then i pissed in the kid's sprite and farted on their straws.
i came out of the kitchen and gave him and his kid's their food and he looked at it and said "excuse me what the fuck is this" and i was tired of his horse shit so i karate chopped him in the sternum he said "arrgguuumphh!" and then flogged him upside the head with my immense cock. he fell to the floor dead or knocked out i didn't fucking check because i was to busy giving his daughter a donkey punch only i wasnt fucking her i just uppercut her right in the melon and kcocked her polly pocket ass out cold. then the little boy started to scream so i drop kicked him in the balls and played a little sweet chin music for that pussy. every one in the fucking resarant started to run like little bitches except for the wife who was getting fucked up the ass by me so she couldn't.
she kept screaming to me to stop but i was like "go fuck yourself bitch oh wait im already doing it hahahahahaahaah" so i grabbed her face and stuck my dick in her nostrils and busted a nut and her eyes got real big an her head exploded. my boss came over and fired me so i sodomized him then dismembered him and threw the parts in the deep frier in the back and then i ate him to get rid of the evidence. then i farted five minutes later and it smelled just like my boss and i wanted to bring him back to life and kill him again just for him making me smell his corpulant ass. the cops are looking for me but i'm too pissed off to go to jail.
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Last night at work???
Ummmm, I don't think anyone employees people like YOU
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
English motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Submitted by LymeDisease (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
homo
Submitted by LymeDisease (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bitch
Submitted by LymeDisease (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cocksucker
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish_ (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-08 08:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your worthless
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<sputter>
Submitted by Dashal (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
puke on toast, or worse.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-08 01:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Breathe.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-08 01:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck bart, he's upset because you get more pussy than he does.
He's participating more because he doesn't really like you.
On a sidenote, I was seriously considering dipping my nuts in peanut butter lastnight.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was dope.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-07-07 22:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This would have been better had you picked a different topic, written coherently, and talked about something that hasn't already been done a thousand times.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-07 21:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what does nsfw mean?
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-07 21:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-07 21:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Punctuation Reference Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36059
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-07 21:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok SF I was reading this and trying to think why it should score higher than a minus two when i started laughing.
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2004-07-07 20:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you aren't exactly lighting up the world either, asshole.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37761
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2004-07-07 20:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's a -2 simply because you already got three very undererved +2's...and oh yeah, you're now in the running for dumbest post I've read all week. Congradulations!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-07 20:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"uppercut her right in the melon and kcocked her polly pocket ass out cold"
+2 for that! I was laughing for ages
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-07 20:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, this shit always makes me laugh.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-07 19:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote this a month ago.