corn nugget SUCKS, just look at her name! (1057 hits)
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Submitted by Silly Girl (View user info) at 2004-07-07 22:55:04 EDT
First of all- the bitch can't spell.
I mean, come on... how can someone who doesn't understand even the most SIMPLE spelling rules post on UBER?!
(I know- what a travesty!)
Furthermore- she spazzes out sometimes. She's one of those stupid americans who's "medicated". Weakling.
And- did you SEE the flag she posted? It was a picture of Shandythedogs PENIS!
Whore!
Then to top it all off, listen to what happened to her two days ago- Her trusty laptop went KAPUT!! Well bitch, that's what you get when you buy from Dell! So after listening to her whine about not having a computer, I said, "Listen Bitch- just go to Best Buy and by a fucking monitor and hook that up to your laptop." (I would have said ANYTHING to make her stop whining). She did what I told her (if anything, she is good at taking orders at least), and then she put that big ass monitor on her dining room table, of all places. It looks SO janky.
Then today, boy, you're going to love this- her car got repoed!! YES. Yes. Not only can she NOT spell, she is also WHITE TRASH!
Oh there's more! After she got home from fighting with her ex-husband over her stupid Volkswagon that he stopped making payments on, she realized her LAUNDRY was still sitting in the washer- wet. Her cheap ass didn't have any quarters in her "coin jar" so she had to spend the next twenty minutes looking around her messy ass apartment (which is messy because a certian GUY FROM THE INTERNET has held her attention for a very long time, and she has not done anything besides talk to this boy for the past few days) looking for four quarters.
So she put these quarters into the jank-ass dryers... lamenting, 'Oh, can the day get any worse?' (ah, always playing the victim, this bitch!), she leaned against the dryer and cried... What a wimp, right? Damn!
Finally she mustered up the energy to go to Thrifty to rent a car for the next few days. She had exactly 280 dollars in her checking account- and she knew she could rent a car for a week... now THAT she could afford.
She jogged to the rental place (oh come off it... she didn't jog the whole 3 miles... she admitted to walking some!), only to find out that they wanted to hold $380 before they would let her have the damn Dodge Neon. "no no, it doesn't cost that much, but we do hold an extra $150 which will be refunded after you bring the car back."
Then she cried- IN FRONT OF THE RENT-A-CAR guy!! Has she NO self respect?
After returning home she clambered up the stairs to get her laundry from the dryer.
That shit was STILL WET. The dryer was broke. She was out of quarters, too.
I mean, this girl sucks.
(yes, those ARE bananas in her tailpipe... she sucks)
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-21 11:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Sims fixing your screen. Maybe your screen was set up for a resolution it couldn't handle and that's why it didn't work? And with Sims running a compatible resolution was used, thus making it work properly?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-27 23:07:56 EDT (#)
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I'm STILL using the monitor/laptop setup...
Weird thing- every time I try and play The Sims (shush, it's fun!) on my computer, all of a sudden my laptop screen works again.
It's very odd.
The Sims fixed my screen.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-27 22:33:00 EDT (#)
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The word janky made me laugh.
I'm typing this on an Inspiron 8200. You two have me scared.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-10 22:48:17 EDT (#)
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Woody- You know, when people split up certian arragements are made with finances and kids... we had purchaced the car while married- we split up, he paid for the car.
I had stuff I paid for, too.
Submitted by woody (user info) at 2004-07-10 13:07:40 EDT (#)
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Very funny and original. My question is why is your ex-husband responsible for making your car payments?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:22:57 EDT (#)
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Hmm... So clicking my heels together won't solve the problem?
I think I'll just make due for now with this monitor I hooked up. It's not a pretty site, but... well, who cares? It's kinda nice having a "real" monitor. I never really took my computer anywhere anyway.
One of my old boyfriends is a computer-geek of sorts... perhaps I'll have him fix it for me.
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I got a new car- it's a station wag. I'm the bomb-diggity now!!
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-09 09:32:54 EDT (#)
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Well, there are two possibilities of what might be the root of this problem. It is known that the screen itself is still working, since the display is still there, just not bright enough for anyone who doesn't have super powers to see. Two parts work in conjunction to provide light to the laptop's LCD screen. They are the FL(fluorescent) inverter board, and the backlight. Either one of the two parts, or if you're unlucky, both of the parts could be causing this problem.
The inverter board is what provides the power to light the screen, and the backlight(as probably obvious)lights the screen. Either way, the parts are pretty cheap. The hard part will be the installation. If you've never tinkered with computers, I would suggest that you try to find a computer repair store that knows how to do this. As I hear, it is quite difficult to do. I'm going to have to do the same thing over the weekend - try to find a repair shop. I don't really feel like shelling out the money to buy a whole new screen.
Good luck!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-08 21:57:32 EDT (#)
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Gamma- It is the same case... I wasn't there when it happened, but I can make out shapes and such. Explain away.
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Net- no shit? I'm def. not one of those "woe is me" people... the stuff in this post is all true- but written in jest- I know I have a wonderful life, wonderful family, wonderful friends, etc...
but damn, my car got repoed!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:12:46 EDT (#)
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A messy apt is better than no apt at all...
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-08 12:45:19 EDT (#)
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Corny: I don't know if you were around/on your computer when it happened, but most likely, maybe 30 minutes or so before your screen died, if you were on it, you would have noticed some flickering. Followed by the darkening of your screen. With mine, you can still make out shapes very faintly, but good luck on trying to read text or anything of this nature. If it's the same case as your laptop, I'll explain to you what I believe to be the problem.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-08 12:01:11 EDT (#)
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GAMMA holy fucking shit!
That's exactly what mine did!! HOLY SHIT!
The techs at work (I work at best buy) told me that my screen went bad... and it would be somewhat costly to fix it. This extra monitor thing is working out just fine though. It's MUCH bigger and nicer to look at, but unfortunatly my laptop isn't quite "portable" now, since my screen is out.
Holy fucking weird. Our computers died on the same day.
I was thinking maybe it was a virus? I dont know that a virus could do that though.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-07-08 11:57:23 EDT (#)
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Very nice. On a very maybe coincedental, maybe pure uselessness of dell comment, Is that a DELL INSPIRON 4150? From the picture, it seems to be exactly that. Funny thing is, I have the EXACT same laptop, and EXACTLY 2 days ago, either the inverter board or the backlight died, causing my screen to stop functioning, and requiring me to plug in an external monitor. Sound familiar? One last thing, dell tech supports are morons. Don't waste your time with them. They know nothing about computers. Their reply to me after 10 minutes on hold: "Turn up your brightness".
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-08 08:08:59 EDT (#)
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Original self hate, I likey
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:58:26 EDT (#)
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Herpes... Are you trying to say that Leena would use words such as "Janky" and "white trash" in regards to me?
I can't wait to drink my coffee.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:20:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-08 06:12:12 EDT (#)
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here here
serves her right for hanging out with bad english men on the internet
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-08 04:19:31 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I hate that bitch too!
Submitted by vex (user info) at 2004-07-08 03:30:26 EDT (#)
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I've never heard the word "janky" before.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-08 00:00:10 EDT (#)
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Written in the key of Leena?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:26:12 EDT (#)
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ah yeah, I'm fine with all of it...
The only thing I am pissed about is TRUSTING that my ex would pay on my car. Holy fuck that was naive of me.
Plus my clothes are going to stink from being hung dry. That sucks.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:20:53 EDT (#)
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I almost feel bad +2ing this. Shit happens, just gotta hope it doesn't stink too bad. The smell will pass.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:08:00 EDT (#)
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Self deprecation = sense of humor.
Big tick for that.
Nice post you silly girl.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:04:37 EDT (#)
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You are a very strange woman, Cornhole.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:02:52 EDT (#)
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Best self-hate post EVAR!
Bananas in the tailpipe made me laugh.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:02:46 EDT (#)
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ha