The equivalent to almost every post I've seen on the front page tonight (NSFW) (907 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.34 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BleedTheSky (View user info) at 2004-07-08 01:58:35 EDT
What the fuck is this bullshit with people scanning their faces getting average scores of 1.86? Stories about fags getting +2's (granted I gave him a +2 for calling a stupid bitch a cunt). I decided to include for your viewing pleasure the photographic eqivalent to almost everything I've read so far tonight.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-08 22:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's...yellow...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-07-08 21:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-07-08 11:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-08 05:17:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"What the fuck is this bullshit with people scanning their faces getting average scores of 1.86?"
You seem to have scanned yours, here. Why isn't your score positive?
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hahaha
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-08 10:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-07-08 04:08:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
rofl fag
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Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 10:02:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
You really need to clean those unsightly water stains in the bowl. And flush the fucking toilet first you disgusting shitmonger. I really hope an alien or a dead relative's ghost were observing you while you took this picture. So much that is wrong with humans in general is best exemplified by this kind of behavior. Next time, drop a firecracker in there first and then take a picture.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-08 05:17:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"What the fuck is this bullshit with people scanning their faces getting average scores of 1.86?"
You seem to have scanned yours, here. Why isn't your score positive?
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Why isn't mine positive? Apparently because people like atz can't take a joke. And also apparently because Toiletchunx wants a picture of a clean toilet to masturbate to. I don't really think the fuse to a firecracker would stay lit if I dropped it in water. I don't know though. I'll have to try it out.
And as far as "Getting struck by lightning while simultaneously getting hit by an 18-wheeler" goes, I'm all set. It wouldn't happen even if I wanted it to. It's because eighteen wheelers have these massive metal trailers on the back of them that are much taller than me. It would act as an incredibly large lightning rod. Why don't you guys ever think your insults through? This shit is weak.
Tuesdaydelay however, is quite obviously the genious of the bunch - resorting to middle school rhetoric for a rather quite EFFECTIVE insult. Rather clever, if you ask me.
Whenever anybody reads anything that I write, the first thing they should do would be to assume that I am in no way joking when I say words like "fag".
But what do I know? That wasn't even my shit. Hell, that wasn't even my toilet.
Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 10:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really need to clean those unsightly water stains in the bowl. And flush the fucking toilet first you disgusting shitmonger. I really hope an alien or a dead relative's ghost were observing you while you took this picture. So much that is wrong with humans in general is best exemplified by this kind of behavior. Next time, drop a firecracker in there first and then take a picture.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-08 08:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It would be nice if you somehow got struck by lightning and hit by an 18-wheeler at the same time. If you have to, though, you can always just go give head to the muzzle of a gun.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-08 05:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"What the fuck is this bullshit with people scanning their faces getting average scores of 1.86?"
You seem to have scanned yours, here. Why isn't your score positive?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-08 05:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-08 04:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-07-08 04:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
rofl fag
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-08 03:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is pretty cool
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-07-08 03:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is that??? It looks like a fucking poop monster or something with two legs sticking out.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-08 03:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suck my ears free of wax, bitch
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-08 02:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! A poop!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks bleed, i'm touched
+2 to balance out Heimsdouche
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Notice how I said ALMOST every post. Yours was literary gold, Don.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How good of you to push efforts down the page with this whore's cunt discharge.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, mine was dealing with a very deep topic. It took me so long to write that post i had to shave while i was writing it
twice
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-08 02:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's disgusting. Positive zero.