You have a kid? Ok, buh buh! (1046 hits)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-08 13:14:44 EDT
I think of myself as a pretty accepting guy when it comes to female relations. I really don't care if you're black or white, tall or short, skinny or not-fat. While I do have certain things I look for, I will be more than willing to overlook them dependant on other positive characteristics you may have. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I would be able to date almost any girl.
However there is one type of girl I will never date, a mom.
Call me crazy but the idea of having to help raise a child that's not even mine seems a bit I don't know, fucking retarded perhaps? I know, I know, some of you are probably thinking that I wouldn't have to. That a good mother wouldn't expect that of me, and she would raise it herself. To those people I say,"What fucking planet are you from?"
If you date a girl with a kid you are going to help fucking raise it, case closed. At some point that kid is gonna ask you questions like:
"Is Santa real?"
"Where do babies come from?"
"Are you my daddy?"
Ever want to see RB really loose his shit? Just put him in a situation where he's making out with some honey on her couch and then some kid comes bumbling out of the back room asking for a glass of milk. Exit Stage GetTheFuckOutOfHere.
Now this may sound like not really a big deal. I mean I could just not date chicks with kids right? WRONG! Women are inherently evil (don't get your panties in a bunch, men are inherently stupid) and single moms are even worse. You see, single mommies have absolutely no fucking problem with the old bait and switch routine. It goes something like this:
SM meets guy.
SM thinks guy is cute.
SM finds out guy has own place, good job, and nice car.
Guy becomes target.
SM flirts with target.
Target becomes interested.
SM invites target to home.
SM fucks the living shit out of target.
SM continues this routine for a week.
SM invites target over during the day.
SM springs spawn on target.
Target runs away like a 14 year old girl.
How do I know? Because this shit has happened to me before....twice. And in both occasions the moms involved didn't give me any sort of head-ups about it. No conversation, no letters or memos, not even a fucking instant message. Instead it has either been some sort of side comment, "I'll be late tonight, the babysitter is stuck in traffic", or the scene I described above.
So in an effort to help alleviate this problem and maybe ease strain on males today I have come up with the Please Indicate Newborns or Kids (PINK) Program.
What will happen in this program is that single mothers will have to check a box specifying that they are single moms when they go to renew their licenses. This information will they be displayed on their new IDs. Also we are working with some local establishments that check IDs to offer women with these filled checkboxes special pink ribbons to help them show off that they are moms.
Here's one of our test photos.
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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by mommy2K (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
While it is unfortunate that this wonderfully articulate individual has been supposedly wronged by two single mothers, that is no way indicative of all single mothers. I am a SMBC (single mother by choice). I don't need a man to be a father to my child. My child has a father. End of discussion.
I do agree that women should be upfront about their children. What's there to be ashamed of? If the jerk can't handle it , tell him to get lost. My daughter is my life. When and IF I decide to allow someone into our lives on a serious basis it will be because I truly care about him not b/c I need someone to take care of MY child. I have a perfectly wonderful job that more than supports our lifestyle...AS DO MANY SINGLE MOTHERS! So the next time you decide to go on a random bashing session in search of some closure to your bad experiences do us all a favor.....DON'T
Submitted by krytz (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your sister hasn't got any pink left now i'm done with her
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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