spt random shit and a stupid uber poll (837 hits)
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Submitted by Hi_Me (View user info) at 2004-07-08 13:49:51 EDT
In honor of shit post thursday ................
the fortune in my cookie from the chinese restaraunt
"ideas are like children: there are none so wonderful as your own"
(obvious they don't know my child)
lucky numbers 21, 26, 27, 33,44
if any of you win the lotto you owe me a bottle of southern comfort.
what kind of drunk are you? take the test at
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/test/drunk/
and the stupid uber poll is..............
if you could sleep with any celebrity and not get in trouble with your significant other
who would it be?
this poll was inspired by this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/37767
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-09 09:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:13:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
i just read on another post that you a made a comment insuinating (sic) that i was giving you oral sex.
Thats gets a +2 in my book.
oh and as for the hot chick, it would be Monica Bellucci.
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hahahaha you liked that huh? i thought it was pretty funny myself
i'll tell everyone it was great too ok
Submitted by danieldandy (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh my bad. the link to the drunk site was broken. i did a little searching and found it.
i'm "I'm so drunk"
by the way rum n monkey is an awesome site.
Submitted by danieldandy (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the chick would have to be patricia heaton...the ultimate MILF from Everybody Loves Raymond. hey, she can be hot. but comicbookguy tops it off with the 3 boobed gal from total recall. i totally forgot about that movie. wise choice sir.
oh the drunk rating site failed. the link is broken or something. oh well. to make up my own rating...last night i had trouble standing up and aiming into the toilet bowl at the same time. in retrospective, i probably should have done it lady style. silly me.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How could I forget Johnny Depp????
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Benicio Del Torro....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would do Vince Vaughn or Colin Farrell.
I like fortune cookies. They have a surprise inside.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:10:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:51:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rachel Leigh Cook or Jewel
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Jewel? Why? So you can try and shove your dick between the gap in her teeth???
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Thats what I would aim for after I tittie fucked her...
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, that post you linked kicked ass. (thanks for the plug, by the way).
Submitted by jboogz (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
J-LO. I heard Suge Knight on Howard Stern talking about her Sex Tape and how she 10 kindsa nasty with guys, girls, midgets, whathaveyou. Plus that rump is so biteable.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Dahm Triplets
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just read on another post that you a made a comment insuinating (sic) that i was giving you oral sex.
Thats gets a +2 in my book.
oh and as for the hot chick, it would be Monica Bellucci.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:51:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rachel Leigh Cook or Jewel
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Jewel? Why? So you can try and shove your dick between the gap in her teeth???
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
the chick with the three boobs from Total Recall
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HAHA! Classic.
Jessica Alba fo'shizzle.
Mmmmmm Jesssssssssica Alllllllllba.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boo boo dee doo...
PLUS 2!
Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:00:37 EDT (#)
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David Hasselhoff. Can anyone think of another man who more deservedly needs a stiff one in the kiester?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:57:46 EDT (#)
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the chick with the three boobs from Total Recall
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got that fortune before. I remember it.
I'm an 'I'm not Drunk drunk' by the way.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does that mean i can't be your groupie anymore?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RB,
i can't let it die it's my chance to shine.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rachel Leigh Cook or Jewel
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:51:34 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention. I invented SPT, and guess what? It was a crappy idea. Let it die.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was right, brandon does suck.