Hey Sideburns you are a fucking liar and for this I hope you do get in a accident, bitch! (1119 hits)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-08 14:54:58 EDT
Yes on this day Snuggles target is everyone's favorite loser, Sideburns. He claims to have gotten in a horrible car accident thus getting his gang of retards to wish him well. Well Snuggles calls bullshit. You see Snuggles often travels that very part of Florida on his way to Miami to pick up his coke. There are no 100 foot drop offs there, so that makes Burns, you guessed it a fucking liar.
Why would he bother lying? Why not, he knows you fucking tards will believe anything he says. I having already contacted him about selling you all magic beans that make you write better. He said sure as soon as he finishes playing you guys for the dumb shits you all are. Seriously we have been laughing it up since he posted that crap. You people are fooled easier than a bunch of Indians, on a side note I have shiny rocks and firewater anyone want to trade that for thier house?
But Snuggles is also a double crossing asshole so here is out AIM convo from last night:
JustinFromTR:Hey Snuggles those Uber nerds believed my fake ass story!
SnugglesAssassin:I know, your following of tards is really eating that shit up.
JustinFromTR:So when you want to hang out and fuck some down syndrome girls.
SnugglesAssassin:As soon I am done with this 12 year old chinease chick.
JustinFromTR:You won't tell anyone I am full of shit will you?
SnugglesAssassin:No problem man, good luck with your dumb ass groupies.
See fools he's fucking with you. Maybe the two broken arms he has would clue you in that he was lying. Or the fact that they were letting use a computer. My good friend had a very similiar accident and believe me it was MONTHS before he was pissing by himself. But maybe Sideburns really is superman, or just a pathetic fucking loser who needs attention from his groupies. So keep eating up his crap and wait for the slap in the face when you find out it's horseshit.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-01 15:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, this is it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love sideburns, but haven't you guys ever heard of parody... the aim convo is the dead giveaway. I;m pretty sure snuggles doesn't expect you all to really believe him and this shit's been going on all day with Gibs death... now that shit was really starting to bore me, about time someone took the piss out of the assholes posting that crap.
+2 for the first shenanigans parody I've ever seen. a shenanigan of a shenanigan.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-18 09:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did i forget to -2 this?
Oops
Submitted by TheToddfather (user info) at 2004-07-11 19:31:00 EDT (#)
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Don't know which one's spammin, so you both get it.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 23:43:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-08 20:12:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucker, stop posting as Brendan and Snuggles on the same page.
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GayJ shut the fuck up and lick my nuts, at least I get the text in my posts fucknuts.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-08 20:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucker, stop posting as Brendan and Snuggles on the same page.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-08 20:12:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:21:46 EDT (#)
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apollo I am shocked you disagree maybe I should come to England and show you the old how's your mother.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares.
I hope all you fuckers die.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:16:21 EDT (#)
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Wiki that was a joke.
As for sideburns "best fiend" fuck off man, this is an obvious plea for attention by a lonely person.
Mystia I fucking love you and your -2's, I jerk off to them at night.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:08:21 EDT (#)
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^
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:40:00 EDT (#)
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Thanks. Lot of good that did.
:)
Submitted by Daryl at 2004-07-08 18:17:16 EDT (#)
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Hey wiki. I think you're the girl that lives in FL that Justin was going to move in with. I'll give him the computer now and let him get on aim
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-08 18:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FINALLY someone tries to clear something up.
It now makes MUCH more sense.
As for Justin.. we'll see what happens with that.
Submitted by Daryl <hondacruisin094.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-08 18:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, this is Justin's(Sideburns) best friend Daryl. He was in Florida visiting me and helping me move back to South Carolina. He was somewhere near Orlando or the outlying area(I don't know exactly where), his car ran off the road and through a bunch of trees and kept tumbling downhill. It wasn't a dropoff I believe. I suggest you give the guy a break, he doesn't remember the damn accident so of course he's going to get some parts of it wrong. He's also on so many antibiotics at the moment. It was raining so I can only conclude that he skidded off the road because of the wetness.
He's not lying, even if he were, who really cares? I'm sitting here with him right now. Hospitals DO let you use laptops ya know. And he didn't break both of his arms like you said. He fractured he left wrist, broke his right leg, right foot, right ankle, a few ribs and his hip. The glass from the windshield had to be removed from his head so they shaved his head completely bald. He had a few stitches put in there as well.
He's already been in the hospital for almost two weeks. He should be out by the weekend and heading back home to SC.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-08 17:51:58 EDT (#)
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Why would my "retarded ass" drive this to Most Heated? I really don't give a shit.
I believe I was the first one to say that there are no dropoffs in the Orange Park, FL area. I would know..it's where I live.
As for everything else.. I'm not involved. Leave me out of it.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:29:35 EDT (#)
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RB I am hoping Wiki see's this her retarded ass will drive this to most heated all by herself.
I also have nothing but love for Burns on this, he made all these retards think he was hurt when he wasn't. Right now he's sitting at home jerking off and laughing at how fucking gulible you all are. I just wish I would have thought of this, but then again most of you would have been happy.
But all in all Burns fucking pwned you people.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:21:12 EDT (#)
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and RB, if your not into the "crap", why are you asking?
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:19:21 EDT (#)
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Hey snuggly, why do you get pissed at anyone that responds in a way you dislike?
All that anger must be building up inside. You must be ready to POP!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:17:19 EDT (#)
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for the picture.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:13:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:07:14 (#)
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RB I found the pic on one of his posts.
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No offense to sideburns, but he looks gay as hell in that picture. I wonder how wiki feels about that.
(Isnt he dating that girl wiki? Im not into this whole Days of Our Uberlives crap)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:07:30 EDT (#)
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If he was really in an accident... then I'm sorry I laughed hysterically at the picture.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 16:02:53 EDT (#)
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Toilet your daughter licked my cherries then I covered her face in baby batter, damn now I want some young pussy.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:52:43 EDT (#)
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Well damn it. Now I can't hate you.
Damn you and your sweet talking ways.
Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:31:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:25:37 (#)
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Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:24:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Even though he may be right, I still don't like Snuggles. My kid had a bear like that. I talked her into giving the damn thing to our Rott and he promptly turned it inside out via it's imaginary stuffed toy asshole.
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I remember her, she loved it when I raped her ass.
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My kid would surgically remove your microscopic cherries and feed them to you in a nice burgundy sauce. Damnit, now I'm hungry.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:26:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:25:03 (#)
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Fuck you snuggles you want to fuck with someone you can come fuck with me!
I will hand you your ass.
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Ok as soon as I get through my list of people I fucking despise, then I can hate you, but for now I love you.
Submitted by hank_scorpio (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:26:20 EDT (#)
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WEAK
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:24:48 (#)
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Even though he may be right, I still don't like Snuggles. My kid had a bear like that. I talked her into giving the damn thing to our Rott and he promptly turned it inside out via it's imaginary stuffed toy asshole.
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I remember her, she loved it when I raped her ass.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you snuggles you want to fuck with someone you can come fuck with me!
I will hand you your ass.
Submitted by ToiletChunx (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even though he may be right, I still don't like Snuggles. My kid had a bear like that. I talked her into giving the damn thing to our Rott and he promptly turned it inside out via it's imaginary stuffed toy asshole.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:08:24 EDT (#)
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I would have to agree with you, as mean as it may sound. His story seems embellished, if not total bullshit.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:07:14 EDT (#)
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RB I found the pic on one of his posts.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:05:57 EDT (#)
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is that what sideburns looks like?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:02:48 EDT (#)
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okay, I love sideburns but the post and the pic did make me laugh.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eh
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-08 14:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not a good post.