Always let a fat man burn (6672 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.73 on 326 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-07-08 23:08:06 EDT
When I was 15, I got a job in a little italian restaurant as a busboy. I would help the waiter bring out the food, get drinks, desserts, make the capuccinos and espressos, and anything else no one else wanted to do.
The clientele in this establishment varied, from all walks of life. We had an 80 year old man and his wife come in daily, and a few times a week their 50 year old lesbian marathon runner daughter would come in with them. She was a real cunt, and would order the same thing every time, dry chicken cutlet and a salad. If it wasn't cooked just right, she would get real nasty, demand that the food go back, and ask for a discount. I hated that bitch.
We also had a gay couple that dined their every single night. They weren't just any gay couple, they were life partners.
The "wife" was about 5'4 and 140 pounds, and very timid. I named him Olive Oil. His lover was easily 400 pounds, wore a toupee, and was atleast 3 heads taller than Olive. He bragged about getting his stomach stapled on a regular basis, but it never seemed to make any difference. He busted them as quick as they could put them in.
I nicknamed him "Slagg, Devourer of Planets", and he carried a few villagers in his pocket to pick his teeth with after every meal.
On Thanksgiving Eve, Olive Oil and Slagg came in for their usual dinner. They ordered the same thing they usually did, Olive Oil ordering his pasta primavera, and Slagg devouring three Samoan islands and a nearby nebula for the main course.
Being that it was Thanksgiving, we had the place decorated for the holiday, along with those cardboard and tissue paper turkeys on every table, and the usual candles.
Slagg had just finished massacring his prey, scooping up the last villager off the plate and bellowing in triumph. He roared for dessert, and I went into the kitchen to bring out his usual trough of chocolate ice cream.
I brought out dessert, and made some room on the table, pushing the paper turkey off to the side of the table. Within seconds, Olive Oil uttered an effeminate screech, and I turned to see what had happened. It seems that I had moved the paper turkey directly on top of the candle, and it quickly caught fire, blazing merrily.
I panicked and swung my arm out to bat the turkey away from the table before it could do any more damage. The only problem was that the turkey went sailing directly into Slagg's lap, instantly lighting the paper bib tucked into his shirt on fire. His eyes opened wide, and he started bellowing like the Rock Creature that he was. He tried to stand up, but thanks to his girth, he teetered, tottered, teetered some more, and fell backwards over his chair, his stubby legs flailing valiantly in the air.
Stop drop and roll.
The first two parts are easy, but when you're 400 pounds, the third step is kind of impossible.
He wiggled back and forth a little , but never achieved full roll.
At this point, Olive Oil was blubbering incoherently and crying like the little bitch that he is, telling me to do something. I decided that the best thing to do, in the heat of the moment, was to stomp on this fat mans chest.
I had no other options. (besides taking the wine bucket full of water next to the table and pouring it on him, or grabbing the fire extinguisher from the wall and putting the fire out. But that would make sense.)
I began to stomp him in the chest repeatedly, perhaps enjoying it just a little. His eyes opened wide, realizing that not only was he on fire, but some guy was kicking the shit out of him. When the fire was finally out, and Olive Oil stopped screeching, my boss came out of the back to hear what all the commotion was about.
He surveyed the scene, saw the crying homosexual, the smoldering fat man, and myself, standing over him triumphantly, and turned beet red. It took myself, my boss, and several flustered patrons to get Slagg up off of the floor, and they left in a huff, as if this was all my fault.
My boss fired me that night, telling me I was bad for business.
That's the thanks you get for saving a life.
Next time you see a fat man on fire, let him burn. It's just not worth the effort.
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 00:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"He surveyed the scene, saw the crying homosexual, the smoldering fat man, and myself, standing over him triumphantly"
There were 3 Methods?
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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wtf was I on?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-12 04:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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If this isn't on B@W it should be.
-Dave
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Ranking: 2
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That's fantastic.
I don't recall every setting anyone on fire, but I've got some horror stories from my time waitressing at a mom&pop Italian restaurant. I was there all through high school. Boy this brought back memories...
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
You know, I still think you are an asshole, but I grudgingly admit you are sometimes funny and write well. But don't let it go to you head, bitchboy; one of the two points is just for "Slagg, devourer of planets." That was pretty funny.
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
fat dude looks like he blew chunks all over hisself
he probably read one of ajs or conrads posts
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
A fat gay man on fire? Awesome.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-15 01:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:07:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn you that link is fucking addictive.
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Still wondering who this is..
*thinks really hard*
Fucking Xanax..
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Ranking: 1
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
oh by the way next time leave out the picture
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-14 00:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're my brother, right? Probably just hiding under an alias.
Truly hilarious, thanks. I needed that hehe. Far too many people think they're funny, but fer truth you are! Gosh, don't stop here! Bless ya
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
"I had no other options. (besides taking the wine bucket full of water next to the table and pouring it on him, or grabbing the fire extinguisher from the wall and putting the fire out. But that would make sense.)"
Fifteen year old badass. Youd've been my dreamboat at age thirteen.
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
Fuck reading the four hundred and twenty nine reviews before mine.
430: +2
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Ranking: -2
I enjoyed this post. Great work!
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Ranking: 2
I laughed. But the laughter might have been caused by the guy in the cubicle next to me freaking out over something. All I heard was swearing, smashing and now mumbly-bitching. I'd go over and help him, but I'm too busy not giving a fuck.
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Indeed.
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: -2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-10 10:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Great post, though.
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 2
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Ranking: 0
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Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Break me off a lil' sum sum, you're chaging the world, one letter at a time, you wonderful lovetoy!
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Knockin' it out, you're not too stupid afterall, you cake eating superstar!
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy measles, great post, you ass-kickin' lovetoy!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup. Very smart
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy measles, great post, you ass-kickin' superstar!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 22:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Break me off a lil' sum sum, this is the best post ever, you stupendous cash money allstar!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LOL HAHAHA ROFL LMAO HA, this is the best post ever, you happy cash money allstar!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let me guess, he put a script through to uberboard?
good work anyway
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 22:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickin' ass and takin' names, I want to do you, you zany hot piece of ass!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to see I wasn't the only one that took more than one try to catch on.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 22:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, OMG LOL HAHAH LMAO ROFL, you zany sex fiend!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LOL HAHAHA ROFL LMAO HA, OMG LOL HAHAH LMAO ROFL, you stupendous hot piece of ass!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome, you're hot, you ass-kickin' hottie!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 22:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LOL HAHAHA ROFL LMAO HA, good job, you perfect hottie!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 22:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, you're not too stupid afterall, you perfect sex fiend!
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-07-09 21:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy measles, great post, you ass-kickin' hot piece of ass!
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-07-09 21:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Break me off a lil' sum sum, this is the best post ever, you monkey-lovin' cash money allstar!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-07-09 21:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm giving you this minus two based solely on the fact that you are a hit whore with that stupid link. Otherwise this was a great post.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 21:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickin' ass and takin' names, OMG LOL HAHAH LMAO ROFL, you nipple-pinching genius!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 21:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickin' ass and takin' names, great ass, you perfect ray of light!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-09 21:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, great ass, you cake eating porn star!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-09 21:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent use of the Uberboard.
I will figure you out and do it myself!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-09 21:39:25 EDT (