WWYRSW: Fast Times at Ridgemont High Chick vs American Pie Chick (5525 hits)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-09 10:44:07 EDT
Once again we delve into a world of intrigue and mystery. A world that at every turn new threats and opportunities present themselves. A world of T&A! Its time for......
Who would you rather sleep with?!
In this issue we focus on female teen movie actors. Today's battle royal pits 1980s Fast Time's at Ridgemont High against the 1990s star of American Pie.
*NEW FOR THIS ISSUE!
FTRH:
Name: Phoebe Cates
Age: 41 (19 at filming)
Height: 5 foot 6
Weight: Unknown
Profession: Actress
*Measurements: 34B-23-34
Interesting Trait: She's married to that fucking weirdo Kevin Kline.
RB's personal comment: I never saw FTRH. Yes I know, I suck.
AP1/2:
Name: Shannon Elizabeth
Age: 31 (26 at filming)
Height: 5 foot 10
Weight: I found 119 on a couple sites, but there's no fucking way that's true.
Profession: Actress
*Measurements: 36D-26-36
Interesting Trait: She trains in Krav Maga, the Israeli hand to hand combat system.
RB's personal comment: Do you know how hard it was to find three pics without nudity in them of her?
Now the question is...who would you rather sleep with?
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on the fence with this one.
While Fast Times beats the shit out of American Pie, and I've always had a thing for Phoebe, I do stroke to Shannon Elizabeth's erotic stuff quite a bit. If I could sleep with either of them, assuming that I'd have the chance to screw them at their filming ages, I pick...
...uh...
...I don't know. Maybe I'd just settle for Jennifer Jason Leigh.
And I've been listening to the song from the pool scene ("Moving in Stereo" by The Cars) for months now.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phoebe Cates.
Though she should sort her hair out.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phoebe Cates
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2man to the rescue
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-13 09:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shannon Elizabeth. Who can forget the scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when she walks into the restaurant and Jay cums in the cup over his dick.
"I think I just filled the cup..."
It's CLASSIC.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-07-10 10:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Id go with Phoebe. She looks like she has strong legs. And I like when a girl can wrap her legs around my head and force me down harder.
Plus she got bigger knockers and is still really thin.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first one.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were a guy, probably Shannon. Phoebe's long bangs bother me. Leave it to me to make some girly comment like that. Sorry.
PS: why is 119 so hard to believe? I think that sounds about right.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
screw picking either one...
Time machine back to when phoebe was 19 pick her up and warp forward to before Shannon got her boobs done (pre boob job boobies were nice and perky, but she wanted STAR power) take em both up to a cabin in the woods convince them both that nuclear war was on the horizon and that they must live there with me and make freaky deaky squeaky noises.
and then I woke up.
-Turtle
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orlando Bloom
Although they are both very beautiful women.
Submitted by The_Nipper (user info) at 2004-07-09 19:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two chicks at the same time...hehehe
Drop Dead Fred was gangster
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-07-09 19:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shannon.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-09 19:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shannon elizabeth.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-09 17:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SE
Submitted by SHAKEnBAKE (user info) at 2004-07-09 16:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pheobe Cates mos def!
Just saw Fast Times on cable last night. She got a perfect rack, kinda smallish, but perfectly round.
Shannon Elisabeth got bigger boobs, so gravity(and time) won't be too kind to her.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-09 16:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHANNON
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-09 16:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans. I've seen those pictures before, I'm sure of it.
Submitted by danieldandy (user info) at 2004-07-09 15:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:51:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates.
The other one has teeth like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.
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blitz, you are golden. baraka. hehe.
still, i'd fuck shannon.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-07-09 15:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shannon elizabeth no doubt
wasnt phoebe cates in drop dead fred?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-09 14:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phoebe
In related nwes, have you seen Shannon's husband? I think most of you lard asses that picked her would be pleasantly surprised. They look like a couple from ABC's monday night line up.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-07-09 14:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sean Penn (if Madonna was thrown in the package).
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-07-09 14:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cates wins because she has a hotter cinematic scene.
shannon's aight.
i'd do them both.
that baraka reference was nice.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd rub my cock on Shannon's boobies then fuck her nose and ears until I killed her.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have to got with shannon
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Both at the same time, I'd fuck'em raw.
But Shannon Elizabeth first.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot to add that last weeks winner was Liz Phair.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates, no doubt about it.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Pam Grier not an option?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-09 12:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit!!
now I have cum on my works keyboard!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shannon Elizabeth.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i might just do that
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No brainer, Shannon Elizabeth.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shouldn't even be a contest.
The Fast Times pool scene featuring Phoebe Cates is, and always will be, the single greatest cinematic achievment in teen sex comedy history.
I can still see her emerging from the pool while the cheesy synthesizer music jams in background.
Bum-bump-bump-bump-bump-pa-ba-bump-bump...god, I need a cold shower.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, or in their prime?
Either way, SE edges overs PC because of bigger boobies.
- Will (shallow)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates is hot, but I'm going with Elizabeth. She's smoking.
Submitted by Tom at 2004-07-09 11:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I may quote indian ocean:
"Biggest dork I've met on line"
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:02:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
can we ever have some guys on here dammit?
but if i had to the cates chick she's pretty
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Hey if you want to do a guys version go for it. Personally, finding half naked pics of guys is not on my list of things to do.
PS Shannon is the type of girl i could suck on for a week.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:54:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:47:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pheobe Cates is a fucking GODDESS, even now.
I've had a thing for her since I was like 6.
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Phoebe. Hands down. Without a doubt.
Drop Dead Fred, anyone?
Stop it. Your gonna get me fired for indecent exposure.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can we ever have some guys on here dammit?
but if i had to the cates chick she's pretty
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates, but they are both past their used by dates now.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-09 11:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have a fetish for the name "Phoebe"
Submitted by Fuxtick (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates takes it.
She's got the natural breasts thing going on for her. Elizabeth's look too fake.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shannon Elizabeth, she was hotter than hell in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
Submitted by 38missing at 2004-07-09 10:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phoebe, all the way.
Well, bent all the way over a table that is.
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:47:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pheobe Cates is a fucking GODDESS, even now.
I've had a thing for her since I was like 6.
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Phoebe. Hands down. Without a doubt.
Drop Dead Fred, anyone?
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates. I busted many a load to the pool seen.
Submitted by CaptainStach (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:51:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates.
The other one has teeth like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.
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In my mind, I still have Cates chained up in my basement.
Baraka owns. Nice reference
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I still love and respect Phoebe Cates and everything relating to "Fast Times" - I still have to go with Shannon Elizabeth. She looked mighty, mighty fine in that scene with the web-cam. I say this even though she looks to be about as smart as a box of hair. I know, I know, brains shouldn't matter, but still . . .
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cates.
The other one has teeth like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cates, although shannon elizabeth in AP was pretty fucking hot.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cates
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cates, hands down
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of attractive females: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37958 (NSFW)
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd go shannon elizabeth because i like taller chicks. they have longer legs with which to entangle oneself. she also has a certain exotic mystique
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pheobe Cates is a fucking GODDESS, even now.
I've had a thing for her since I was like 6.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phoebe Cates --- I'd even suck the piss out of her.