Ladies and Gentlemen... I Give You "The Poo Rap" (3385 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.78 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cyst Master (View user info) at 2004-07-09 18:30:27 EDT
May I be the first to present to you the lyrical sensations that are taking the music world by storm. From the people that taught the Beastie Boys everything they know about dropping phat beats, I give you the Fece Boys' first hit single "The Poo Rap." Keep an eye out for a CD, coming to a local phonebooth/abortion clinic near you!
Fece Boys - Poo Rap
Performed by:
CystMaster
VB (Vascular Bundle of) Love
(Shoutout to IHC)
POO RAP
For your information
I got constipation
With my fascination
In defecation
That be rockin' the nation
With my smelly vibration
Of Excrementation.
After the feces
I bust out my greasy
POOOOOOOO!!!!
'Cuz it smells so cheesy
And you don't want it breezy
'Cuz the smell make ya queasy.
Wijormiclat is a liar.
Fece Boys - Poo Rap.wav (486 kB) [audio/wav]
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grand.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo good sir!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:11:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1089516120836421648
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never plagarized! Bitch, I made all that shit up. I was tatooed with the lyrics on my stomach at birth, and I'm older than you so how the hell could I have plagarized? Bits.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
You do plagerize bitch. You stole it from me. My idea first gayboy. Go eat some men. And you can make me a post saying how gay you are and sorry for being gay and then stop being gay so the gays don't run out of gays to gay it up with. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go make me a pie, bitch. And while you're at it, you can cook me up a post so I can plagarize it too!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a maxi pad gayboy. Plus tembles is mad mad ghey. I hope you eat shit, wait you do. Gte those men off your face. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome shit.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE THIS FUCKING SONG.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST SONG EVER
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo good sir!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1089516120836421648
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 19:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never plagarized! Bitch, I made all that shit up. I was tatooed with the lyrics on my stomach at birth, and I'm older than you so how the hell could I have plagarized? Bits.
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 11:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do plagerize bitch. You stole it from me. My idea first gayboy. Go eat some men. And you can make me a post saying how gay you are and sorry for being gay and then stop being gay so the gays don't run out of gays to gay it up with. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 01:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go make me a pie, bitch. And while you're at it, you can cook me up a post so I can plagarize it too!
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a maxi pad gayboy. Plus tembles is mad mad ghey. I hope you eat shit, wait you do. Gte those men off your face. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck this.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO! Don't encourage his theft! How would you like it if your post was stolen right out from under you? Your blood, sweat, and tears completely stripped from you in a second? I need counseling.
Submitted by ubersitemakesmypenistemble (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by ubersitemakesmypenistemble (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-10 00:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! Rock on!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking thief! You be quiet now! I expect a full written apology in 24 hours or less.
Submitted by MMM (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you asshat. I did it first. You stole it from me. Eat shit and die fuckboy. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ on a bicycle! I give up. +2.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must be because the Poo Rap is so awesome.
-2 anyway.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
- fucking 2 for chrissakes!!! Why isn't my -2 working?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 dammit, sorry.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for blatant plagarism!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You stupid ass hoe!!! That was my post! You totally stole that shit from me I hate you! LOOK!!!! IT'S RIGHT HERE http://www.ubersite.com/m/37934 , AND EVERYONE HATED IT! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK GLOBALWARMING!!!
Yeah that's right, I said it.
Why does mine get -1.7 and you get .5??? That's some fucked up shit. Favoritism obviously. Sorry I can't get 20000 reviews on my messages.
SHITFUCK EVEN GAVE ME A -2!!! He gave it a +2 here. I wanna kill myself now.
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I did smile. In my head I heard the Beastie Boys singing it.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-07-09 19:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37934
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-09 18:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't choose the name because of bart; I like comicbookguy
funny song
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-09 18:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this, but I'm dying from testicular cancer so at this point I like anything that's more alive than I will be in a few more posts.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-07-09 18:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even tho that was such shite quality, that was fucking funny.