Treat The Ladies With Respect NSFW (990 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lickalotopuss (View user info) at 2004-07-09 19:55:24 EDT
Man. I've been prowling around for a while and I've got to say... some of you need a lesson in manners.
Lickpuss has got love for all the ladies. I've seen some ladies post their pictures up in here and have guys rank on how they look. Didn't yo mamas teach you better?
Me? I say "Girl, yous a queen! Look at that smile. Shiiiit."
Doggin' 'em in the ass is nice an all but first ya gotta start out smooth. Got some candles around the room added with mood lighting. Pull her close and smell those woman pheromones. Start by tracing her jawline with your finger lick it. Nibbling on the ears. Then moving down to the tops of those lovely mounds. Ahhh thems so soft like silk. Cept for the nipples. Now you know she's hot an' heavy cuz you could cut diamonds with those things. Take it slow and by this time she'll be gyrating her hips againstya hog. By this time you can smell the sex in the air. Say nice things while undressing her. Tell her she's beautiful. Lower her down onto the bed. Flip her over so's her ass is in you face.
Smell that stank ass. By now she'll do anything ya want. So ram her in her ass. That's right.
Grab them tits and hold on tight cuz she's gonna buck like a bronco. Damn, girl. what's
ya problem. I'm almost done. Can't you touch yaself or somethin to get yaself off? Oh, it's
gonna be like that? Nows when you stick your finger in her ass and give her a shit moustache.
The other hand still gots to be holding on though cuz now she's turning red and spittin.
Now you have to plan yous escape cuz she's gonna get up swingin'. Oh I forgot to mention that
you should have ya clothes ready and a escape plan set. Have ya homie ready outside the door with the car runnin' Then run for ya fuckin' life!
User Reviews
Submitted by lickalotopuss (user info) at 2004-07-16 22:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's still gold
Submitted by GodHatesYou (user info) at 2004-07-16 21:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha your fucking gay dude
Submitted by lickalotopuss (user info) at 2004-07-16 21:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love this shit
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-07-10 03:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was dumb...
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up. I'm dying from testicular cancer and I STILL get more play than you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you started off nice... i was going to track you down and
make you my lover but now... wtf?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.