I do not suck!! (1022 hits)
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Submitted by Corinne Nugget (View user info) at 2004-07-10 12:10:03 EDT
After reading this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/37802 I decided I needed to turn my life around.
First big change: My Name. Silly girl was RIGHT! What a silly name I had before, "Corn Nugget". I just got off the phone with mom- asking her, "Why ME WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?".
Her response was typical of a blame evading individual, "Corinne, I didn't NAME you Corn Nugget. That's just a name you started using on the internet... I had nothing to do with it at all."
Whatever, mom. whatever.
While I was on the phone with her, I asked if she would buy me a new car. She agreed to co-sign fo a Ford (my family works there, so we get a killer discount). I had visions of Taurus' and Cougars in my head... In fact, that night I dreamt of driving a Mustang. Just yesterday I met her at the dealership to get my new car.
BOY was I surprised!! She got me a FOCUS STATION WAGON!!!!
I can't believe I had ever doubted her... it's the perfect car for a Hot Young (both terms used losely) Girl!
Yeah- lets see you Pimp MY Ride, MTV... there's not shit that can improve such a masterpiece!
Straight from the Dealership I drove to Toledo to get my personal belongings from the Repo-Man. Xander came with me. (he's my Muscle- nobody fucks with a girl and her Golden).
Bonus for me: The repo man had bagged up all of my stuff. Somehow I received everything PLUS an extra CD wallet! I got someone elses CDs! I am now a proud owner of CD's such as "Michael Boltons Greatest Hits" and (no I am not shitting you) "Total Body Workout with Arnold Schwartzeneger"!
The minute we got back home I popped in the Workout CD and got to work, yo!
I cleaned this apartment for the first time in two weeks.
(Granted every few minutes I was running back to the computer to IM someone)
I do not suck.
I rock, bitches.
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-12 05:42:34 EDT (#)
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OH, were you guys hoping to get some Internet Head, or are you bemoaning my lack of sucking for the rest of Mankind?
Shandy- Well, as you know, my first name is Corinne, which is pronounced Cah-rihn (not core een). When you say my name fast (as we are apt to do) it sounds like "crin" which easily translates into "corn" (which is a v. common nic name for me, it seems... friends and co-workers have both picked it up without my help).
Then somehow I got "nugget" added to the end, "Hey Corn-Nugget, want another beer???". Now that I USE that name on the internet my friends don't really call me that anymore... since then they'd seem like they were geeks (you know, it sounds geeky to be running around calling people by their internet name, right?).
I do have a lot of nic names... other people at work called me Rainbow Bright for awhile... and I get Rinny (mainly from my boss)... and CoCo... and Cornholio... and Cori... but I really hate Cori anymore.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-07-12 04:38:36 EDT (#)
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no sucking??? what a shame, what a shame, what a shame
btw, what DID inspire the sexy name CornNugget???
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-11 20:33:50 EDT (#)
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If you don't suck than what good are you?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-11 20:29:30 EDT (#)
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Hmmm I knew a Corinne once. She was HOT.
I kinda liked La Nuggeta however whatever.
Glad to see your shit is working out for you Nugget. It makes me happy to see someone getting it together. Also now your ex has one less hold over you. I would have been happy to give him a shake to get him to pay out your car (if I was there) but you have better wheels now anyway.
Yes having some muscle with you helps when talking to mechanics, service flakes and other bottom feeders.
Lets face it Doggy is probably a lot happier with all that extra space to bounce around in.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-11 09:14:30 EDT (#)
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Ninja... did you SEE my apartment in the "before" section?
I'm def. not high maintinence.
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By the way, I heard you lived in Egypt now... I'd love to talk to you about it, I lived there, also.
if you have msr services:
yahoo: corn_nugget78
AIM: cornnugget78
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-07-11 09:09:37 EDT (#)
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That is prety messed up your mom not taking credit for calling yourself corn_nugget. I mean what did she think you would call yourself when you grew up and started posting on ubersite if she named you corrine.
Oh yeah, you are yummy too. I love a girl with a dog, not in the sick beastiality way(well most of the time not in that way), but a girl with a dog normally isn't as high maintenance or as bitchy.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-11 07:13:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:35:52 (#)
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BAN FETISH
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What does this post have to do with me?
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:51:55 EDT (#)
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dude, i just swallowed a whole bag of shrooms
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:45:49 EDT (#)
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Really? Well, this other time, my friend came up to me and he's all, "Hey, CATAL," and I'm like "Hey whoever you are."
Now get this, then he's like "So, how's it goin'?" and the, I'm totally like, "Not bad."
Man that was an awesome time.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-07-11 01:35:52 EDT (#)
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BAN FETISH
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-11 00:06:14 EDT (#)
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Kaelic-
My dog is actually quite good about making people wary of us. The first day I moved into my apartment someone walked right in. Xander was up and after them before I even realized what was happening. He chased the dude up three flights of stairs and had him cornered in the laundry room.
I was quite surprised. The guy was quite scared. Xander looked like the dog from pet cemetary- head hung low, teeth bared, etc.
Although he's nothing, compared to the dogs I had while growing up. My dad loved Pit Bulls... they are SUCH good amazing wonderfull dogs... so even with Xander being a bit of a hardass when needed, I doubt he could really DO much if it came down to it.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-07-10 23:37:02 EDT (#)
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I actually laughed at part's of this. I read the other post, and I was just like, "What?" but this brought some cohesion to the whole thing ... sort of.
Golden retrievers are such great dogs, but they are the vagina's of the dog world. I have never seen a golden retriever do anything that was even remotely aggressive. I hope he isn't your only line of defense against potential muggers and rapists. I love 'em anyhow.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-10 23:24:47 EDT (#)
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Way to go, nuggy-nug, YOU ROCK!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-10 22:52:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-10 19:16:46 (#)
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You're a girl?
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Rob- it depends on who you ask. Lisa for example thinks I'm a man, but I believe that's just wishfull thinking on her part, you know, in case her and Hidden don't work out.
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CATAL- hah, you DO have great stories... holy shit. +2 for that last dozey!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-10 22:10:05 EDT (#)
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Cor, I always for some reason thought that you would have a tiny little yipper dog. Nice to see that you have good taste in animals.
Wish I could say the same for acquaintances.
That means you, Jamie. Cunt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-10 20:54:13 EDT (#)
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Fuck off cock boy you sanctimonious prick.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-10 20:26:55 EDT (#)
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You got a purdy mouth...
;)
Nice to see things are looking up.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-07-10 20:08:49 EDT (#)
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Damn right you don't.
You rule.
I love you.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-07-10 19:42:27 EDT (#)
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I LIKE MONKEYS BECAUSE THEY ARE FLUFFY AND CUTE AND THAT IS WHY I LIKE THEM SO I LIKE MONKEYS THANK YOu.
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-10 19:16:46 EDT (#)
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You're a girl?
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-07-10 18:44:26 EDT (#)
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Funny. I liked Corn better though.
Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-07-10 18:34:38 EDT (#)
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I would have sex with you.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-07-10 16:55:24 EDT (#)
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Ya know, sometimes, people come up to me and say, "You know, CATAL, you suck." And I just respond, "I do not suck!"
After that though, we usually get into a debate and arguing over the semantics of what sucking encompasses and what sucky qualities I seem to exude.
Then I say, "Maybe YOU suck!"
Oh, me and my stories. I so do not suck.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-10 16:02:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lothae at 2004-07-10 15:52:33 EDT (#)
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Is this the same nerf with the middle finger and longish hair?
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-10 14:55:51 EDT (#)
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Kinda all over the place.
But +2 because you mentioned a city in Ohio.
Woo! Go Bucks!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-07-10 14:39:36 EDT (#)
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You're fucking weird.
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-07-10 14:07:29 EDT (#)
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o k
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-10 13:46:19 EDT (#)
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Made me laugh. Nice dog. Can he do tricks like inflating ballons and such?
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-10 13:31:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:19:23 (#)
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I would totally jack off on your face.
Seriously.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Man, that's just poetry - indescribably beautiful. Keats will be rolling in his grave. In other news, I concur.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-10 13:23:09 EDT (#)
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Sell the Cd's on ebay. You might get a few bucks for gas for that Arnold one.
Submitted by woody (user info) at 2004-07-10 13:10:17 EDT (#)
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(no I am not shitting you) "Total Body Workout with Arnold Schwartzeneger"!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! It was the (no I am not shitting you) that did it for me.
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:26:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:25:49 EDT (#)
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Corinne Nugget:
Corinne is fucking original and its beautiful like your heart
I can see it in your love for dogs..
Nugget jes stands foe how valuable you is
U know, just like gold nuggets...
So for the foo that capped on your name
Please forgive him, cuhz he was prolly dropped on the head one too many times..
+2 for dem sexy shades
and another +2 for those luscious lips
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:19:23 EDT (#)
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I would totally jack off on your face.
Seriously.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:12:44 EDT (#)
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+2 on your looks alone.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:12:13 EDT (#)
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No, you still suck.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-10 12:10:45 EDT (#)
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by the way, YES I am whistling in that picture.