God Dammit My Shit Smells So Good (4234 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.82 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-07-11 10:25:02 EDT
My farts and shits produce the finest smell in the world. Such a fine smell, that my crap should be bottled up and sold. It can sit on the shelves right next to CK1, Tommy, and Polo Sport. It will be called "Good Shit", by DrinkDDT.
All of the sexiest women will rush to their favorite department stores to buy a bottle of my poo. Then they'll smear it all over their bodies and walk around smelling oh so fine.
I'm going to have to wear an assbag so I don't lose a single, precious turd. I'm going to have to eat taco bell all day to meet the high demands for my premium shit.
Rich women will pay me top dollar just so they can lay in my bath tub whilst I hover over them, my ass puking its riches upon their chests. On new years eve, a big ball of my poop will fall from the sky in time square, completely submerging the city in brownish green wonder.
Holy Christ does my shit smell good.
And now, you may use this picture to photoshop me sucking cock:
User Reviews
Submitted by zach <lilfootballstud.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-14 19:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm thinking bad thoughts!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do your friends hit you over the head, when you'd be raped willingly? Silly boys.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-14 16:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Submitted by carlos (user info) at 2004-07-14 16:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... ?
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-07-13 12:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I Just gotta hit whore my animation of this one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38176
Oh and nothing personal by it
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-11 20:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
open up wider for my huge cock
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-07-11 19:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Good Shit"...hahaha.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-11 15:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have seen that shirt on only one man before.
And he goes by the name of Diggity.
Do you know him?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-11 14:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Needs more racism or vagina or something.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Greek
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1089564251555323086
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes Grandpa's.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the funniest dudes on Ubersite.
In Kindergarten, I used to sneak into my Grandpa's desk drawer and lick all of his gluesticks.
I'm still sneaking around licking sticks today, just not Grandpa's.
Submitted by mad_monkey_mojo (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-07-11 11:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, the amount of time and effort that went into this is phenominal...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-11 11:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this was great.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-11 11:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that shirt.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-11 10:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Send me 50 dollars . . .
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-11 10:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm prepared to sell one of my kidneys and also possibly my spleen for that t-shirt. Name your price or pick an organ.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-07-11 10:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-11 10:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can see the shiner above my left eye where I got punched the night before.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-11 10:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
This made me laugh really hard for some reason.