If You've Ever Reviewed One Of Little Miss' Posts, This Is For You (1517 hits)
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Submitted by Avals (View user info) at 2004-07-12 11:22:54 EDT
Another literary masterpiece has appeared on our beloved Über, written by none other than the famous and infamous Little Miss. (If you wish to observe this literary bloodbath for yourself: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38174 ; but be forewarned - this is not for the faint of heart.)
This time, our intrepid heroine wishes to conduct an intelligent discussion concerning her newfound enthusiasm towards Heavy Mettle (sic).
I am writing this as a dire warning to all of you who are at this very moment rushing to unleash a review containing your incredible gems of wisdom and wit on Little Miss' poor battered post. (In other words - all of you.)
To you I say - don't! Don't give her the satisfaction. Don't grant her the attention. Most importantly, don't help her new cesspool of shittyness once again skyrocket to the top of the Most Heated list mere minutes after it was posted.
Think about it: here we have an apparently retarded, illiterate moron valiantly posting post after post of utter garbage and vehemently defending said posts with the help of witty retorts such as "y cant u just rate me on my talant and not how new i am" and... Well, actually, that's the full extent of her witty retorts.
Seriously, think about it; do you really believe ANYONE can be as thick; as utterly, hopelessly moronic as this? Please, for the love of god and all that is holy, put the key in the ignition of your mind and turn it. It's so obvious that this is an Über user under an assumed alias that it hurts.
Why does he do it? That, I know not. Perhaps it pleases his sick and twisted mind to see his post sitting proudly atop the Most Heated pile. Perhaps he finds the impressively large number that is his hit count pleasing to the eye. In the end, the reason makes no different. The only thing you need to know is this:
As long as you keep responding to this user's posts and graciously assisting his climb up the steep slope that leads to the summit of the Most Heated list, he will keep posting his inane bullshit, terrorizing you with his senseless slaughter of the English language.
Please, I beg of you, heed this warning and do not write another single review for this user's posts. No matter how witty your insult, how hilarious your one-liner. In the end, it is only hurting you and me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-07 06:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here here to that. But of course I have to go back and click on the link now to tell that little puss bag off. And I think she's the alter of a man too. Perhaps this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61369
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never was a truer word spoken. That's a lie.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-28 20:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Avals, I sent you that song. Check your yahoo mail.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-28 17:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey avals, if you can keep a secret email me at ohlookasquirrel.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
w00t lil miss 0wnz j00
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn straight that's anger! Son of a bitch can't even raise a dog right, who the fuck is he to -2 me?
I can see it now:
Dog: <Goes over to carpet> Sniff Sniff
PukingDog: You better not be thinking about soiling my carpet, you dirty mutt.
Dog: Woof! <Raises leg> <Pisses on the carpet>
PukingDog: Why you son of a bitch! That's it, you're officially ignored!
Dog: Woof? <Sits down, craps on the carpet>
PukingDog: ...
Dog: Woof! <Starts running around the house> <Jumps up and knocks over a frying pan)
(Carpet catches fire)
PukingDog: <Scrambles for the fire extinguisher> Why you damned mutt! I oughta ignore you so bad!
Dog: Woof! Woof? Woof!
(Curtains and couch catch fire)
PukingDog: ...
Dog: Woof Woof!
(House is engulfed in flames)
PukingDog: Oh my god I'm burning up alive! Oh the humanity! Make the pain stop, MAKE IT STOP!
Dog: Woof!
PukingDog: ...
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true.
and with this last comment below here, i sense.....oh, what is it....
anger maybe?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-08 16:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, I'm sorry PukingDog, I didn't see that post. If I did, I wouldn't have written this. Jesus Christ, give a guy a break here, will you?
Incidentally, while we're on the subject of your post; this sentence:
"IT IS NO DIFFERENT THAN A DOG OR A BABY - GIVE POSITIVE ATTENTION TO DESIRED BEHAVIOR, IGNORE THE UNDESIRABLE BEHAVIOR."
Makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. Where did you read that ignoring it is the best way to teach a dog not to do something? Christ, if the dog pissed on your goddamn carpet, fucking beat it so it doesn't do it again. Who the fuck ignores shit like this? What the fuck kind of punishment is that!?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-07 04:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why make a big deal of this person, you fuckwit?
Why is this site cursed with so many idiots?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-08-07 04:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We have been over this...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26794
Submitted by mujer_alterada (user info) at 2004-08-07 04:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your goofy way of writing!
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-08-02 08:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I did, of course, mean to +2 this.
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-08-02 08:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, little miss troll, fuck off. Really, cut the charade already, will ya'? Reveal your identity now and reap the fruits of a hit whoring well done.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-31 22:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if u like this joke ull love my new post its relly funny hears the thing http://www.ubersite.com/m/39733
y r granmas teeth like stars
bcoz they come out at nite
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-31 09:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Zoidy, problems at home. No would you piss off and leave me the fuck alone? You keep saying how pathetic I am and how much you hate my stuff, but for some reason you keep popping up on all of my posts to talk to me.
P.S.:
sic1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk)
adv.
Thus; so. Used to indicate that a quoted passage, especially one containing an error or unconventional spelling, has been retained in its original form or written intentionally.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-30 09:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just like how something that matters so little bothers you so much
Problems at home?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-07-30 05:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
ps. please explain (sic). I know i should know, but i don't. If you tell me, I'll then know.
pps. Someone did tell me once, but i forgot.
Something to do with quoting someone else's writing, no?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-30 05:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fuck!?
Oh well, nobody cares. Keep your fucking AOL retards; I don't care.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:46:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
UR SUCH A FAN! LOLOLOZZZZZZZZ!!!1111!!
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-29 14:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UR SUCH A FAN! LOLOLOZZZZZZZZ!!!1111!!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, she/he/it's climbing the Most Heated. Again! God have mercy on our souls.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-29 07:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
having written this post, you must understand the anger that builds up after reading one of the devil childs posts. She is evil... and her posts DO make me think... just not about plants... or dogs... or cats... Please.. someone teach her how to die.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck my cock and die you stupid bitch.
Do you never get tired of trolling? What the fuck does it give you anyway!? What good can your real user possibly achieve with this idiotic hit-whoring? Look, I'll tell you what: give up, tell us who you are. You're (in)famous enough as it is; drop the act and rake in the hits for your REAL posts.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-29 05:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi guys i have a new post http://www.ubersite.com/m/39733 go there its relly funny its all these funny jokes n stuff u guys will like it i hope ok bye
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-29 00:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Like, totally.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do? Do tell, do tell.
Feel free to email me if you don't feel like telling to everyone. jeremiah_christ.at.yahoo.com . Call me hun. <wink>
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Har har har...I know who LittleMiss is.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-27 14:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right UniBrowZIT, I am Little Miss! I mean, it's pretty obvious I'm a retarded AOL-er with a craving for attention, isn't it?
Jesus Christ... You try to do one good thing... One lousy fucking thing to make Uber a better place, and what do you get? Shit! Shit and dick!
I was just trying to make people see the bloody light, you know? Just another of life's small lessons handed to you on a bleedin' platter; you know, like to a five year-old. But nooooooo... We're too good to listen. Fine, fine and dandy. I guess we'll keep seeing more and more hitwhores on the Most Heated and less and less good posts. Fine by me; I'll eventually just push off and find me a new place like this. There must be one somewhere. I can always leave the captain to go down with the ship; I'm just a bleedin' seaman.
Not that this matter anyway, of course; Little Miss is long gone now, thank god.
Submitted by fitzie (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think this post deserves a positive rating for the message it is trying to send out.
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-27 09:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, Avals, you don't want her to get attention, and to get this point across you make a post about her? Hmm, mayhaps you're Little Miss just trying to get more attention to your little scheme?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-14 12:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What have you done to me? How about being born, for starters?
Oh yeah, and your second rating doesn't count any more; which means that you have inadvertently given me a +2 for insulting you. Irony at its finest!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol wtf!!!! i meant -2 oops hehe
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf omg u f***in suck get a life u loser n stop tryna b so mean to me wtf did i ever do 2 u
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-14 08:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I understand FilthyAssistant. Unfortunately, that doesn't really do much good, does it? Yeah, maybe 10 more people will see a good post they wouldn't have otherwise noticed; but dick-sucking hit whores will still be getting thousands of hits while good posts get a couple of hundreds at best.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-12 19:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, no, I don't mean go and camp somebodys post to keep it on recently reviewed - I mean go dig into the archives of uber past, find something you like and review it. Repeat with something else. There are some classic posts that I never would have seen if someone hadn't commented on them while I was idly browsing.
Go find anything by Circe - guarantee you won't be dissapointed.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-12 14:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FilthyAssistant, although that sounds like a lot of fun, it won't work for two main reasons:
1) That would require me to review the post roughly once every 10 minutes. Honestly, I'm bored, but I'm not THAT bored.
2) Since I'm in a different timezone, I'm either out of the house or asleep when the most people are on Uber. (At least, that's how it seems.) So basically even if I am able to keep a post on the most recently reviewed no one would read it but owls and crickets.
Plus, no one gives a fuck. I'll just be insulted for camping the post.
Look everyone, I'm sorry for posting this. I know it's shit, and I knew I'd get nothing but -2s for it. But the fucking stupidity of the situation annoys the fuck out of me; people repeat the same goddamn things on each of Little Miss' posts. She never listens, but everyone thinks they're so smart and witty for their latest comeback, but are annoyed that "that shitty post is still on the most heated." Well guess what fuckers, IT'S YOUR OWN GODDAMN FAULT!
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-07-12 13:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, what kind of sick fuck would do that?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-12 12:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell you what, go find some stuff on uber that you do actually like, and bang it on the most recently reviewed. Take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Or something.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-07-12 12:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see a reason for this.
Sure this is a little bit of attention for LM in the short-term. However, if this actually works, then . . . well, then it works. Ta-da. Get over yourselves irony hounds.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-12 12:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
posting this doesn't help whatsoever.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck how much attention you give Little Miss. You can shower her with flowers and candy for all I care. The only thing I care about is the little bitch not getting on the fucking Most Heated again. I guess I was deluding myself into thinking that I could prevent this. Of course, we all know full well no Uber user worth his salt will ever give up throwing his little witty insult in there. Sure, a day later we'll all bitch and moan about shit like that getting on the Most Heated, but today... Today we will let our insults fly! We will all pitch in and donate our own little share of reviews to push the shit we hate so much to the top of the Most Heated! And then and only then will we notice how much it being on the Most Heated annoys us.
(But of course, once we notice this the post will be flooded with a deluge of, "Fuck, why is this on the Most Heated!?" Serving only to keep the offending post there even longer.)
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could you repost this and replace little miss with JerahmiaC? Thanks, that'd be greeeeat.....
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I get it. This is that... whatdoyacallit.... Irony, right?
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ah...so you don't want us to give 'little miss' the satisfaction of attention so you submit a post about 'her'?
....ok.
Submitted by Jonnukah (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Avals, you are the epitome of fucktard.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I am Little Miss....LOL ROFL!!!!!11111
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-12 11:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For your information: I am little miss.