UK Girl in need of Help (483 hits)
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Submitted by <sarawyke.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-13 19:10:42 EDT
Where do I start?
Single girl, sat at home, alone and so bored.
Guys, please tell me where to go from here.
Is there a life after 25?
Ok I'm only just after 25 but there still seems to be a boarder at 25. That's the age of the ideal beauty, I am watching re-runs of SATC!
Is there anybody who can help a UK Girl in need of some help of a masculine touch?
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-13 09:24:23 EDT (#)
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DO A BARREL ROLL
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-13 08:52:47 EDT (#)
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SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!!
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-07-14 00:26:05 EDT (#)
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Here:
*Cockslap*
Submitted by emily (user info) at 2004-07-14 00:15:23 EDT (#)
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There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have
to wait for another night.
-- Homer Simpson
Homers Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-14 00:07:48 EDT (#)
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"Is there anybody who can help a UK Girl in need of some help of a masculine touch?" -I may very well be your savior. Here is my words of wisdom: Get off the computer, your not going to find any masculine touch that way.
Submitted by Geodescent (user info) at 2004-07-13 20:33:42 EDT (#)
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I'd recommend getting out to the city. Then play hard to get with all your would-be suitors. You can score many a free meal that way.
Submitted by Big Al (bored with reality) at 2004-07-13 20:03:11 EDT (#)
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Build a robot. Not some lame thing that navigates through mazes, but a buzz-saw-baring menace. Thats more security that anything masculine could offer.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:58:02 EDT (#)
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girl, go out on the nearest streetcorner. you'll find PLENTY of masculine touch
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-13 19:41:47 EDT (#)
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Do shut up.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:34:36 EDT (#)
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Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:23:43 EDT (#)
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"...there still seems to be a boarder at 25..."
so, there is a tenant in room 25?
Perhaps there is a carpenter working on the 25th floor?
A skater who has scored 25 points?
Aha!!! I have it! A pirate at 25 points off the port bow!!!
I understand now.
Submitted by stinkyjap (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:21:43 EDT (#)
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hey you could always eat some dick.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:15:45 EDT (#)
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no pic no love...
-Turtle
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:15:39 EDT (#)
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Run a nice hot bath, pour in some radox for the ultimate relaxation, maybe a few candles and then slash both your wrists with your mother's rusty Bic razor. The one that has the hard skin from her feet stuck between the blades.
Shenanigans.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:13:33 EDT (#)
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You do need help. Help making better posts that is.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-13 19:11:53 EDT (#)
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get blue tooth