To Err Is Human, To Forgive Devine: My Eighth Post (What's In A Number Anyway?) (4375 hits)
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Submitted by Fenrir (View user info) at 2004-07-14 19:24:41 EDT
First of i want to apoligize too Loki for my first pots. I don't know who runs this sight, but the security on it sucks. Someone stole my user id and password to do that, it wasn't me. Except the picture. That was definitely mine. ANyway, I just wanted to say I'm sory about that.
Secondly, I want to clear up that whole plagarism thing. I assure all of Uber that this is either the craziest coincidence ever, or Loki is one of those 1337 h4X0rs. And loki, I forgive you for hacking into my PC and stealing my idea if thats really what happened. Let's just let bygones be bygones. As the great Shakespeare once said, "To err is human, to forgive divine."
Fourth, I need some help from Uber. You see, their's this girl. WE'll call her "Jane" for anonimities (sp?) sake. I've been trying for like almost 3 months now to get her attention, but she always just ignores me. You see, she has this boyfriend. We'll call him "Asshole". He SEEMS like a nice guy, but I just know he's not. He looks too much like Gary Sinese did when he played that cop in Terminator 2. Anyway, I needs to konw how ot make her see that i'm way better than him and fall in love with me. Any suggestions?
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Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:24:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:09:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gary Sinise didn't play the cop in Terminator 2, asshole.
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Bullshit! If he didn't then who the hell did?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:17:50 EDT (#)
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Did you just tell me not to hitwhore on your post?
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 09:21:24 (#)
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I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/38366
Cause you hit whore on mine. Douche.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gary Sinise didn't play the cop in Terminator 2, asshole.
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:01:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:00:59 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38492
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Don't hitwhore on my post, douche.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 13:00:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38492
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should write something for "Jane." You're REALLY good at it.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:28:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
whats in a number? how about a negative and a two? hows that for a number.
your writing is shite, either learn how to write or leave, please. ONE LOVE! WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
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From one gangsta ass nigga to anotha. Me and Yes representin the Vegas section. Las and Manch. Recognize. Heres my -2
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Now, I thought that by leaving enough of the "governments of the people" in there, most people would understand what I was trying to accomplish.
Most people did. Except a few select retards. So I went back and explained, which you can see in the ratings section if you really care."
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Declaration of Independince / Constitution...same thing. You are still a plagiarist. That crap above is the worst cover up I've ever seen. Unless you claim that Benjamin Franklin stole your idea.
another +2 for me
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:32:12 EDT (#)
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oooohhhhh, a flame war!
Who's winning?
I give this post a 0, because I'm a neutral Swizterland.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:29:45 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 09:11:12 (#)
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Wow. Your plagerizer, A liar, a retard, and your 12? Man. Your parents must be Proud.
SHHHHH-nanigins!
another swing and a miss by the newbie Fen-whatever.
another -2 to you for being retarded."
To which he replied:
"Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 09:17:23 (#)
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WTF? Who are you to go around accusing me, AlahAckbar? You're whole post is just a rip of the Consitution."
In the words of Method, when I was such a dumbass to call him a liar (many apologies for the name calling.)
"Wow....Just....Wow."
The post in which he says "You're whole post is just a rip of the Consitution." Is this post right here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38309
Now, the title of this post is "Completely Original; I didn't steal it from anywhere!"
It is then a complete and total rip of something. I'll get back to what it was a rip of later.
Now, I thought that by leaving enough of the "governments of the people" in there, most people would understand what I was trying to accomplish.
Most people did. Except a few select retards. So I went back and explained, which you can see in the ratings section if you really care.
Now, this item, which I completely plagerized, but made a few changes, is the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
"Wow.....Just....Wow."
another -2
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 09:17:23 EDT (#)
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WTF? Who are you to go around accusing me, AlahAckbar? You're whole post is just a rip of the Consitution.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 09:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Your plagerizer, A liar, a retard, and your 12? Man. Your parents must be Proud.
SHHHHH-nanigins!
another swing and a miss by the newbie Fen-whatever.
another -2 to you for being retarded.
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 09:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just when I thought we were out of rope... Just face it jackass, you're a jackass.
Not to mention a rip-off and a liar. So now that you've impressed the hell out of me with your
"skills"...Please just drop dead.
Thank you and have a pleasant death!
PS. Please be sure and respond with one of your witty retorts, ie:
"Somebody stole my password"
"The security on this sight sucks" (it's site, dipshit)
"Loki hacked into my computer and stole my post"
And be sure and give those comments a plus rating too, moron.
PPS. Come to think of it, I'm calling SHENANIGANS on this. No one, and I mean NO ONE, could be this great of an asshole.
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Trust me, I'm teh gratest asshole on earth. Jackass! Seriously, is that the best you got?
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 08:59:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-07-15 03:03:12 (#)
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aw thats sweet... maybe she just doesnt like u? :S sorry! have u tried TELLING her what u think? mayeb you should TELL her... TELL her... then send her to uber.
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WTF is :S? If I do TELL her, should I yell at her everytime I get to a key word?
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 08:58:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:14:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I've been trying for like almost 3 months now to get her attention, but she always just ignores me."
If I was a girl, I'd ignore you too.
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Do you imagine what life as a girl would be like often?
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-15 08:55:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-14 20:03:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Heres a quick hint, newbie.
When you reply to your own posts, the ratings don't count. So the 2s and 1s you've been giving yourself here don't mean a damn thing. Maybe you could've taken a look at how the post still had a -2 average even after you +2ed your own post.
Self-aggrandizing idiot.
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Welll look at mister smartie pants. It's not like there's anything on the site to tell me that. Do I look psychic? Also, you are using really big words on a post only about 200 people will see, just to make you seem smarter. Now, which one of is is "self-agrandizing" or whatever?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-15 08:31:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38309
Shut the fuck up. This is shenanigans, pure and simple.
So I'll hit whore it.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-07-15 03:03:12 EDT (#)
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aw thats sweet... maybe she just doesnt like u? :S sorry! have u tried TELLING her what u think? mayeb you should TELL her... TELL her... then send her to uber.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-15 02:58:30 EDT (#)
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shenanigams
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-14 23:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"He looks too much like Gary Sinese did when he played that cop in Terminator 2. "
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That wasn't Gary Sinise, you idiot. It was Gary Coleman.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-14 23:19:32 EDT (#)
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Okay, I'm going to break the trend in this post and actually answer the question at the end. If you want to get her attention, show her this post. You'll get all the attention you want. Be it a kick to the groin, or a fist in the fact; attention is attention.
...now that I'm done being an idiot, don't lavish her with attention. Then she'll view you the same was as every other guy out there. You don't want that now, do you? No, you don't.
Submitted by Hysteria (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is horrible.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just when I thought we were out of rope... Just face it jackass, you're a jackass.
Not to mention a rip-off and a liar. So now that you've impressed the hell out of me with your
"skills"...Please just drop dead.
Thank you and have a pleasant death!
PS. Please be sure and respond with one of your witty retorts, ie:
"Somebody stole my password"
"The security on this sight sucks" (it's site, dipshit)
"Loki hacked into my computer and stole my post"
And be sure and give those comments a plus rating too, moron.
PPS. Come to think of it, I'm calling SHENANIGANS on this. No one, and I mean NO ONE, could be this great of an asshole.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I've been trying for like almost 3 months now to get her attention, but she always just ignores me."
If I was a girl, I'd ignore you too.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I don't know who runs this sight, but the security on it sucks."
1. It's spelled "site."
2. Bart Cilfone runs this "site," and he has provided a contact link up in the corner.
3. Security isn't bad. It's dumbasses that type their password in the wrong box. Some sites actually store raw passowrds in cookies, unencrypted. Now that is bad security. Personally I don't think anyone took your password. You made that that up.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-14 22:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you managed to suck even more this time
congrats
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-14 21:32:35 EDT (#)
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Why are you even bothering to try and rationalize it to us? It's happened, we -2d it, and moved on. If you don't care about ratings, just start over on this account (and change your password, if that was true, by the way) with good posts, and don't look back. Otherwise, abandon this, register a new one, and start fresh. However, if you register a new one and use it to spam and flame, then you will get anally raped by a spiked pickle.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-14 20:22:38 EDT (#)
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I'd hand you a rope to climb out of your hole, dude, but given the way you've acted here I'd expect you'd cut it with the shovel you've been using.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-14 20:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heres a quick hint, newbie.
When you reply to your own posts, the ratings don't count. So the 2s and 1s you've been giving yourself here don't mean a damn thing. Maybe you could've taken a look at how the post still had a -2 average even after you +2ed your own post.
Self-aggrandizing idiot.
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-14 19:53:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should let the whole thing go. It's obvious you copied loki's post, and changed the names to fit your need. Too bad it was something people remembered, instead of the majority of the mindless drivel that comes through here every day.
Let it go! Get over it! You got caught and making more posts about it isn't going to help your case.
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Come back when you've registered and/or aren't afraid to make untrue accusements while logged in.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-14 19:53:25 EDT (#)
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You should let the whole thing go. It's obvious you copied loki's post, and changed the names to fit your need. Too bad it was something people remembered, instead of the majority of the mindless drivel that comes through here every day.
Let it go! Get over it! You got caught and making more posts about it isn't going to help your case.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:52:38 EDT (#)
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I thought a chick was writing this until the very end.
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:34:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:28:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
whats in a number? how about a negative and a two? hows that for a number.
your writing is shite, either learn how to write or leave, please. ONE LOVE! WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
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Like I give a fuck what some loser who cant even spell "shit" thinks. It's S-H-I-T, not shite.
By the way, I think the 'I' key is stuck on your keyboard.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats in a number? how about a negative and a two? hows that for a number.
your writing is shite, either learn how to write or leave, please. ONE LOVE! WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:27:28 EDT (#)
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I took a shit once.
Also, your post sucks.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-14 19:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jump off a cliff. Suicide makes everybody pitty you--then you'll score.