I am a addict. (2315 hits)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-15 11:08:30 EDT
I love breasts.
No I'm not talking about chicken (I'm a leg man on that issue) but about human female breasts. I love em, can't get enough of em. However the problem comes when I try to figure out why I harbor these feelings.
Let's think about it for a second, what are breasts really? Glands and milk ducts surrounded by fatty tissue and topped off with an areole and nipple. Does that really sound like something so lovely? Not really. Hell, I don't even like milk. And as for fatty tissue, I cut that shit off my steak every time.
So why the torrent love affair? Why do I loose all my mental facilities when I see a nice pair? Why have I in the past overlooked otherwise very negative physical features because of the greatness that lies somewhere between the naval and the neck? Why why why!?
Could it be that I was breast fed as a child? That some sort of mental condition was laid down on me when I was just trying to get my snack on? I doubt it. Many of my others friends were breast fed as babies (don't ask how I know this) and they lack the similar driving force to touch/taste/molest every nice pair that comes down the road.
Maybe I'm genetically predisposed to liking them. I will probably never know the answer to that as both my grandfathers are dead, and asking my grandmother if her husband liked her boobies as opposed to other features is not on my list of things to do.
In the end it doesn't matter how. How is only an afterthought. Crack addicts don't worry about the how, they worry about the when. When am I going to stop?!
For me I don't know if there will ever be a when. I don't know if I have the strength, courage, or drive to give them up. I have heard of other people trying to focus on the ass or legs, but I really don't want to trade one addiction for another. I guess ill just have to live with my problem, and hope it doesn't destroy me.
I hope I can make it.
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Flatuloso (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huzzah for breasts!!!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Neg2Man gets a +1 because of "I am a addict."
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stin - Um yeah, i think we need to meet.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-07-16 08:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I forgot to mention that my favorite size is a 34C. Yes its a little on the bigger side of things, but i dont think its asken to much."
Oh RB, you've lead a sheltered life, haven't you.
36E and proud, baby! It's ok, you don't have to applaud ;o)
LOLROTFLOMG!!one!oneonetwothreetesting!!!!?
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Something about talking about boobies has that effect.)
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-15 22:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nah...my thing is sexy feet and hands....and mouths...........and monkey buttons......shit...I love the whole package
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-15 22:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boobs don't excite me that much. To be honest, the female body really isn't a big issue for me. I like a girl if she's intelligent, has a good sense of humor, and has a sense of individuality.
But it was still kinda funny.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-07-15 21:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THis is hard-wired into our brains. Big tits mean the woman can feed kids well, so our evolutionarily-geared minds have come to regard that as attractive.
The common act of a man slapping his cock against a woman's tits in a porno is completely inexplicable.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-07-15 21:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's human nature to want a female with big tits. The reasoning behind this is that a female with large breasticles can nourish your offspring in ways the itty-bitty titty committee members cannot.
So dont blame it on yourself, blame it on human nature.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I jerk it to good boobies. But I'm not about letting good boobies jerk me...... if you know what I mean.
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So you dont titty fuck?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I jerk it to good boobies. But I'm not about letting good boobies jerk me...... if you know what I mean.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it never ends dude.
boopees are zee greatest pepulls in zee whirld
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:50:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco - Your 100% correct. The titties in that pic suck ass. The only reason i used them is because i like the shirt.
Whataefag - I sorry this took so long. I started it that day, but then trashed it because it sounded crappy. This post is crappy, but fuck it.
To the people who commented on my shitty spelling and grammar - WooT!
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For a lesson on grammar, go here...http://www.ubersite.com/m/38474
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like tummies, hips, and necks....oh, and ears. Fuck it, i like women.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco - Your 100% correct. The titties in that pic suck ass. The only reason i used them is because i like the shirt.
Whataefag - I sorry this took so long. I started it that day, but then trashed it because it sounded crappy. This post is crappy, but fuck it.
To the people who commented on my shitty spelling and grammar - WooT!
Submitted by madmax (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any man who says he is not an addict is either:
1.) homosexual (not that there is anything wrong with that)
2.) lying
or
3.) dead
Hooray for boobies!!!
Submitted by Random Schmoe at 2004-07-15 12:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you are a addict than I am a anabolic organism.
Nice grammar fucktard.
Submitted by lickalotopuss (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tits rule
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's mental faculties (not facilities) and it's a torrid love affair (not torrent love affair).
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you hate me because of how racist I am, let me tell you that I am a very nice person in real life, especially to black people.
So nothing's gonna change? Cool!
I can't give you more -2's, because Bart changed the system.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY! At long last, and as promised ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/26941#409553
Well done! Bravo!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those tits in the picture arent anything special. Should have used another. But i like titties
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I mean, reallybored, is that you piss me off so much...well I remember when I commented on a Fetish post, you replied to mine with that insulting attitude of yours. What I am proposing is that we pretend that neither of us exists. As in if I were to review a post, you won't directly review it with an insult but rather, your own review of THE POST! I shall do the same. We don't interact with eachother in any way on this site, but there presents a little problem that you need to get out of the way...
...the utter desire to put me down, which fails most of the time. Can you honestly resist the desire to bully people? CAN YOU? That would be grand.
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Actually it doesnt fail. Reread the first sentence you wrote. I get to you. Thats why i do it.
KoolMang you're a racist/anti-semtic fuck. You are a hateful bastard. I know why too. Its because your life fucking sucks. We both know it. Hell you've stated it on other posts. You hate because people hate you.
Normally im never a bully. I was never one in JRHS, HS, or college. Fuck i hate bullies. But you deserve to get ripped on. You bring it upon yourself. As long as you keep hating on other people strickly for superficial reasons, i will rip on you. Sorry buddy but thats life. If I met you in real life and heard one of your shitty remarks about other people, i would fucking knock you out. I think most other people would too. But since i cant, i will just rip on you when i deem it necessary.
I will never go and read any of your crap posts, but if i see you somewhere else make any sort of retaded comment, i will fucking rip into you. Get use to it. I'm not leaving this site for a long long time. And you can spam -2s over all my shit and you know i dont give two shits.
Either become a better person, or deal with it. Its your choice.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-15 12:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I mean is, I'm sorry for any wrongdoing I may have done, which I didn't, to kickstart your shitty verbal behaviour. Let us not interact with eachother again in any way, okay? I promise, as long as you will.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:50:34 (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:33:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read the post, but this is just because you are such an egotistical bastard, that you go and make assumptions about my life and future life, and don't generally give a fuck.
Don't ever visit one of my posts ever again, and I promise you this'll be the last time I give your post the dreaded -2 that doesn't even matter.
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AHAHAHAHAH
This kid cracks me up. Anyway, i havent been to one of your posts in months. So quit your bitching.
Oh and by the way, i still think your a pathetic shell of a person (id say man, but your arent even fucking close) whose only social contact comes from this site. Good luck with life. Your going to need it.
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What I mean, reallybored, is that you piss me off so much...well I remember when I commented on a Fetish post, you replied to mine with that insulting attitude of yours. What I am proposing is that we pretend that neither of us exists. As in if I were to review a post, you won't directly review it with an insult but rather, your own review of THE POST! I shall do the same. We don't interact with eachother in any way on this site, but there presents a little problem that you need to get out of the way...
...the utter desire to put me down, which fails most of the time. Can you honestly resist the desire to bully people? CAN YOU? That would be grand.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
very cute
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:33:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read the post, but this is just because you are such an egotistical bastard, that you go and make assumptions about my life and future life, and don't generally give a fuck.
Don't ever visit one of my posts ever again, and I promise you this'll be the last time I give your post the dreaded -2 that doesn't even matter.
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AHAHAHAHAH
This kid cracks me up. Anyway, i havent been to one of your posts in months. So quit your bitching.
Oh and by the way, i still think your a pathetic shell of a person (id say man, but your arent even fucking close) whose only social contact comes from this site. Good luck with life. Your going to need it.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read the post, but this is just because you are such an egotistical bastard, that you go and make assumptions about my life and future life, and don't generally give a fuck.
Don't ever visit one of my posts ever again, and I promise you this'll be the last time I give your post the dreaded -2 that doesn't even matter.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Olsen Twins Playboy Pics
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2004-07-15 11:18:07
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:18:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you and SPT.
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Check out those times! Reallybored, the recovering Boobie addict took exactly 48 seconds to click on and review a post entitled "Olsen Twins Playboy Pics".
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"trying to get my snack on"
I loved that.
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shhhh
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:12:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
I appologise for my grammatical faux-pas but i now realise that "A" is a vowel
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What the fuck? Reallybored made the "grammatical faux-pas". Not you.
Unless you're one and the same...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nothing spices the day up like a good rack. she should of had her shirt off though.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot to mention that my favorite size is a 34C. Yes its a little on the bigger side of things, but i dont think its asken to much.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can do it Otto, you can do it Otto
Submitted by negative2man. (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I appologise for my grammatical faux-pas but i now realise that "A" is a vowel
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobies...
round....
soft...
Boobies...
<drool comes out of mouth>
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm the same way.
I think it has something to do with that fact that women try too hard to keep them under wraps, and men want what they can't have.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA that shirt is great.
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Correction: "An Addict". "An" is for words that begin with a vowel.
Somebody has cloned my name. I'm not impressed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobies rule!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/38470
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-15 11:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for mentioning breats.