Do I look like a sinner? SPT (885 hits)
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Submitted by Hi_Me (View user info) at 2004-07-15 14:45:50 EDT
I am just curious about how all the religious fanatics pick who they approach
about conversion.
Now understand I do believe in God, yet I don't attend church. There are many
reasons for this. But my biggest problem is how alot of people maintain that
they are betteer people based solely on their religous beliefs.
Now if your religion is so great why are you knocking on my door at 8:00am
instead of at church praying with all your halleluah, hail mary, WWJD t-shirt
wearing buddies? If your beliefs are better than everyone elses then why do
you insist on peddling it door to door as if it were "The Super Sucker 2000"?
(the best vacuum ever)
Usually it doesn't bother me when i'm handed a pamphlet or something unintrusive.
But today something happened to me. Did you see the light? you ask. No
Did you witness a miracle? No. Did some preacher man smack you on the
forehead and rid you of that nasty cold? No
I'll tell you what happened.
This morning I am at work doing my job. A young guy comes in to pay his insurance, and
I make the normal small talk while i process his information. I hand him a reciept and
he is on his way.But he stopped and said "have you found god?"
And seeing as how my mouth works faster than my tiny little brain I replied...
"I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him"
(No no no no no no you ass they have jebus on their side. Don't fuck with them
you will be struck down at your desk!)
Luckily that didn't happen (whew) but i did get to listen to a 15 sales pitch
on how great this guys church is and how I should come.
So being the nutless little girl I am I lied and said I would check it out.
So now god is even more pissed because I am a big fat liar.
Anyhow that brings me to my point (yes there is a point, actually it's more
of a rhetorical question)
Why do i always seem to be the target of these religious inquiries?
Do I look like a heathen? Do I have a scarlett letter on my forehead?
Is there some sort of criteria that i fit which causes me to be constantly
questioned on my morals, and faith?
I have decided next time I am approached I will pretend to have Tourettes Syndrome.
Jesus Freak: Have you found God?
Me: shit fuck damn cock whore!!!
That should solve the problem.
oh and here is something fun
http://www.jesusdressup.com/
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:00:14 (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, -1 for bitmap.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense taken whatsoever munkey my dear.
everyone is entitled to their opinion and if that is
Rb's opinion it's ok. plus he's way cute so he can say whatever he wants hehe.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm... Jme, I hope I did not insult your post because I worded that incorrectly. I love your posts.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Munkey - Im sexually frustrated everyday. it doesnt change the fact that our the last 4 posts, 3 had SPT in them.
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Reallybored,
well look at it this way. A person such as myself or JME, who obviously aren't
up to par with JMG, Razor, Envenom, and Willzone, have an idea for a decent post but
can't do as good a job as they do. Now, slap a SPT on it and it excuses our
incompetance. SPT kind of gives us a repreive. It's like saying I do well on most days and
today I am going to slack. Even though the post is prolly not better on any other given day.
You following me on this?
So JME has a witty post and slaps a SPT on it cuz although it's the same way she always writes
this one label gives her an advantage that she doesn't have most other days.
now, if you want to get all pissy about SPT there are posts out there that say
gaga gogo shitfuckdamn cock... those you could focus your frustation on
Oh, and no hatin'. i just disagree with ya. I still wuv you.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmmmmmm well we are practically neighbors
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:58:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:41:48 (#)
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i can't help it if i am not as talented as some of the other people
here and i only post on shit post thursday. i'll stop with the spt.
will that make you happy rb?
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You do that and throw a bj in on the side, and we will be even.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:41:48 EDT (#)
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i can't help it if i am not as talented as some of the other people
here and i only post on shit post thursday. i'll stop with the spt.
will that make you happy rb?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:37:46 EDT (#)
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thank you munkey.
it's ok that i suck and i annoy people, that just puts me closer to my goal of
an uber hate post. blah. i thought it was funny. but then again i'm easily amused.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:28:03 (#)
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:47:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok. You really need to stop putting SPT in all your fucking posts. Its annoying as hell.
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somebody is sexually frustrated today.
jme the post was funny. do the tourette's idea.
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Munkey - Im sexually frustrated everyday. it doesnt change the fact that our the last 4 posts, 3 had SPT in them.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:47:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok. You really need to stop putting SPT in all your fucking posts. Its annoying as hell.
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somebody is sexually frustrated today.
jme the post was funny. do the tourette's idea.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:07:48 EDT (#)
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oopss sorry about the picture
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:05:11 EDT (#)
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Maybe they target you because they know you're a shitty writer and they think that maybe a little Jesus in your life would inspire you to POST SOMETHING HALF-WAY INTERESTING!!!!!!!!
Murphy
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:01:34 EDT (#)
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if it makes you feel any better i only do it on thursdays RB.
and i'm sorry i annoy you.
thanks snuggles you say the sweetest things
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-15 15:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, -1 for bitmap. I do hate those people though...
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:55:09 EDT (#)
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Maybe its because your destiny is being called up? Or maybe you just look like a sucker...I don't know, it could be either.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only because I want to fuck you in every posistion known to man then cover your body in my man juice. Then go on a picnic and hold hands.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-15 14:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok. You really need to stop putting SPT in all your fucking posts. Its annoying as hell.