Comics Still Don’t Have to Suck (821 hits)
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Submitted by Shaxberd <dontemailme.at.alltel.net> (View user info) at 2004-07-16 06:54:05 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37237
I'm madder than ever. After my last attempt at making today's comic strips more appropriate for modern life, I decided to take the fight directly to the "artists" that spew this drivel daily. I put them all on notice, the toads that bring us Heathcliff, Dennis the Menace, and the rest of them. Get funny or get out, I told them.
The creator of Garfield told me to go fuck myself. The dingbat who writes Cathy tried to reason with me, but it's gone too far for that. I currently have a restraining order against the heirs of Charles Shultz and am in the process of changing my identity and moving to Wisconsin; those fuckers mean business, that's all I'm allowed to say about it.
I leave you now with these humble attempts to brighten your day. I must go now, got to learn how to milk cows.
And you, Shultz. If you have the balls to show up on my farm, alone and without the automatic weapons, you are going down.
Shax - er, I mean Ralph.
User Reviews
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-19 02:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm drunkity drunk drunk.
Submitted by FreZno (user info) at 2004-07-16 22:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, Shax/Ralph.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-16 19:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-16 19:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Send Family Circus your clip and show them how it's done.
LGF
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-16 19:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-16 18:56:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:35:46 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/28331
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha... I hate crappy cartoonists... Oh shit, does that mean I hate myself?
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Marmaduke was the best by far.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-07-16 11:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-16 10:28:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheh.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-16 08:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loved it
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-07-16 08:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-16 07:11:12 EDT (#)
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