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Laughing at Foreign People:A British Pastime (485 hits)

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Rating: -0.8 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Casus Belli (View user info) at 2004-07-16 07:20:49 EDT


Theres nothing funny about racisim or hating other people for their race, colour or religion.

There IS something funny about being British and being able to laugh at mainland Europeans who are, quite frankly, just plain odd.

Take this piece of genius for example, it is a Czech reporter conducting an interview with Eva Herzigova (woof!) which has then been translated into English by someone who apparently speakes neither English nor Czech.

Enjoy.


By love would you be lends to sacrifice your professional ambitions?
For the great love, yes.

By love would you be lends to refuse to make a film with Spielberg?
It is not a true love then.

By love would you be lends to turn over to live in Czech Republic?
Yes.

By love would you be lends to make you remake the centres?
Not.

By love would you be lends not to make children? It is not possible.
The children are the fruit of the love.

By love would you be lends to help it to hide the body of somebody whom it has just killed?
Yes.

By love, would you agree to embrace 100 times its socks dirty?
It is
possible.

By love would you be lends to accept that it have a mistress?
I would have evil to support it.

By love would you be lends to going every saturday evenings in a club exchanger?
Not.

By love would you be lends to becoming his sexual slave?
Yes.

By love would you be lends to take 10 kilos because he likes the generous curves?
Yes, completely.




"The children are the fruit of the love plus I have a great rack."


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Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-16 14:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 for the picture

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-16 10:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Title promised so much, post failed to deliver.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-16 10:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Both the post and the picture just didn't do it.

Submitted by UrAngelDi (user info) at 2004-07-16 09:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the title

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-16 09:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-16 07:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is not a true love then.


Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson