are you stoned? (1585 hits)
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Submitted by I (View user info) at 2004-07-16 12:25:34 EDT
this is a question we should all ask ourselves every now and again.
but when we are in fact stoned we dont always know it, so i have compiled a small quiz to see if you are stoned.
1. if you have 10 dollars to spend on lunch would you
A. buy food from McDonalds/ Burger King
B. buy food from Taco Bell/ KFC
C. stare at the "menu" at a 7/11 and leave with nachos, shoelaces, and soda
2.what are fingers?
A.the digits on your hands
B.these things on my genitals
C.those magical creatures that are out to get you
3.saltines are classified as
A.dry, salty crackers
B.the basis of any good meal
C.food
4.water tastes
A.plain
B.delicious
C.like the color purple
answers=
if you answered 4 b answers
you are stoned
if you answered 3 b answers
you are baked
if you answered 2 b answers
you are half baked
if you answered 1 b answer
you are buzzed
if you answered no b answers
you are not stoned at all
if you answered more than 1 c answer
then you are (most likely) trying too hard or pretending to be stoned
(this test is not always accurate)
User Reviews
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-17 07:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:08:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
"I don't think you know what it's like to be high. And, you got the order wrong. It's buzzed, high, stoned, and then baked."
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The order is wrong. It should be as stated above. And as a veteran pot smoker, I've never been afraid of my fingers.
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No, baked is definetly past stoned. Baked is like the "so fucked up all I want to do is laugh and eat" phase.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only finger I've ever been afraid of in my dealings with weed:
Only getting three fingers when you're expecting four.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I don't think you know what it's like to be high. And, you got the order wrong. It's buzzed, high, stoned, and then baked."
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The order is wrong. It should be as stated above. And as a veteran pot smoker, I've never been afraid of my fingers.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-16 14:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
delicioso agua.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-07-16 14:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I won't -2 you, because for your first post, it was technically well presented.
However, I didn't like the content.
If you want to write a good pot post, refer to these:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33656 by Envenom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4935 by Razor...yes, THAT Razor
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30858 by me. This was my first post.
Sorry to linkwhore my own post, but it's for educational purposes.
You have good potential here.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-16 14:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't think you know what it's like to be high. And, you got the order wrong. It's buzzed, high, stoned, and then baked.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-16 14:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A solid first post. Looks like you study the Uber way.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you answer b's you're stoned
C's you're on acid.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not too bad.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nicely put together
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-16 13:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The walls are melting.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it seems I am not stoned but I have found out some disturbing things about myself.
Shame on you for unbalancing my chi.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve
Submitted by carlos (user info) at 2004-07-16 12:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious!