always take drugs from strangers! (716 hits)
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Submitted by I (View user info) at 2004-07-16 15:35:07 EDT
the other night i was stopped at a red- light when this ugly guy with really greasy skin ran up to my car, and started pounding on the window. my girlfriend who was in the passanger seat locked the doors with that button, but he shouted "i've got something for you" in a real brittish accent. well i was pretty high, and i opened the window. he threw in a sack of weed, it wasnt much, probably about two dime bags, but it was free weed.
he quickly ran off and a patrol car shot by after him. the light turned green and i drove on, i saw the cops catch him in my rear- view mirror.
well my girlfriend hit me and said "what the fuck carlos what if he killed you and stole the car and raped me" (she's pretty pessimistic)
I replied "well he didnt, he was pretty nice, for a criminal."
when we arrived at my place we went right up, and had forgotten about the weed.
well i was making out with her when she reached in my pocket and pulled out the hash.
she threw it to the side, and we continued what we were doing.
the next morning i found the bag ,and went ahead to load my bong. my bong is cool, you know glass, red, and with a big weed leaf on the side. back to the topic. well that pot was potent, after one good hit it felt like i had smoked a solid ounce of the "good shit"
i was really trippin out like when i was a teenager and just starting to smoke weed.
i saw everything weird colors, and my hands started to talk to me.
i couldnt comprehend what they were saying, all i can remember is they sounded like urcle, except for my left thumb, he was a blue smurf guy. it felt like i was on super acid.
i went to my cabinet, and after about a half hour i grabbed the saltines. i love saltines. my girlfriend woke up around then, and she took a hit. we started tokin, and soon we were like WHOA blow your fucking head off stoned.
i came to and the clock read eighty eleven, wait no 11:08, the daily shoew was on tv, and i was on the floor. my girlfriend was on the couch.
remember kids always take drugs from strangers!!!
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Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-07-17 00:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not that unlikely this happened. i've been offered cubes of hash by homeless people before. but i'm sorry you don't know the difference between hash and weed--especially since you own a bong. want to give it to me now? you don't really deserve it.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-17 00:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, dat was the old P to tha C and back to the P again.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-07-16 23:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was definatly laced with pcp. I would have smoked it.
Submitted by lickalotopuss (user info) at 2004-07-16 21:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
werd
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-16 19:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Without any conceivable merit.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-16 17:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If your name is Carlos shouldn't your uber name be "Yo"?
haha all kidding aside... hokk me up with some o that sticky icky.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"-1 for smoking PCP and not knowing it. "
No kidding, That shit was laced for sure. Weed doesn't do that on it's own
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-16 16:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...i came to and the clock read eighty eleven, wait no 11:08, the daily shoew was on tv, and i was hog-tied on the floor. a large black man was on the couch. What was that pounding sensation in my ass? Why were my tightey-whiteys torn and bloodstained? But more importantly, why did I have a shit-eating grin on my face.
Remember kids, always take drugs from strangers!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Coz like, yeah, weed is cool, man.
Please.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my bong is cool, you know glass, red, and with a big weed leaf on the side.
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It was at this point that i realized i wanted a large african python to engulf your gentalia.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd say there was a little more to that stuff than just weed, man...
Submitted by DBPH (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yep, load of nonsense. Nobody smokes up and eat's saltines. Weed gives bad enough cotton chops as it is, without adding the most dry dehydrating food known to man to the mix.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck all of them. you can post as much as you want as long as you talk about weed
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-07-16 16:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I reviewed your last post and gave it a -1.
This one gets a -2.
This time, the technical aspect was as disappointing as the content. It felt like one continual sentence. Also, as you see below, one post per day, please.
By the way, I'm calling shenanigans on this one. No guy running from the cops is going to take the time to ask you for Grey Poupon and give you weed, not knowing if you're a cop or will tell a cop. Also, weed doesn't turn into hash from one moment to the next.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You lucky son of a bitch
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for writing about weed.
-1 for writing like a tard and giving stoners a bad name.
-1 for smoking PCP and not knowing it.
Submitted by DeadKennedysKid (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasn't really well written and it was kinda pointless. But your bong sounds nice so +2.
When I moved out, my mom handed me a really pretty glass teapot and said "Here, this is a keepsake from me." First thing I thought was "Well this should make a pretty nice bong."
-Krista
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know where you guys get this weed, or maybe mine always just sucked, but I have never seen strange colors or hallucinated from merely smoking weed.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 one post per day.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-16 15:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day. Helps if it's coherent, too.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-16 15:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha......the good old days of virgin lungs. i miss those trips