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Submitted by PAS (View user info) at 2004-07-17 11:19:44 EDT


Be afraid, be very afraid.


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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am still sad. I marked my calendar woman. You better be here.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry chicagogirl, but we spent a long time in the restuarant. Getting drunk. You should have joined us for the meal. I promise to make it up to you at Ubercon 23 when I'll be back in the states celebrating my 50th birthday. So put that date in your diary :o)

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-08-11 20:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this makes me mad!!! BART! Why didnt you call me at 10pm like you told me you would? 11:15pm?!? I was sleeping. I really wanted to met pas too!

Submitted by streetpunk at 2004-07-28 19:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PAS,
Dammit, you need to come to Texas!!!! I would love to have a beer but will be nowhere near. Heh, that rhymed........ Much love to you though. Have fun and be safe.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-23 20:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Beer_Bong, we were originally going to start in Vancouver and then travel down the west coast, but found cheaper flights to Toronto, otherwise I would have liked to visit Seattle...maybe next time! If I go anywhere else exciting I'll send you another postcard :0)

Thanks for the advice Belle, apparently there is a good Cheesecake factory in Chicago, located in the John Hancock building. My other half is mad on cheesecake so we may have to schedule a visit.

One week to go and it can't come quick enough...

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-07-19 04:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You lucky b.....

Hey - listen, if you're in LA try out that cheesecake place. I forget the name, but I can remember the taste!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-19 03:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, sounds like a plan

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-18 02:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its just a picture. And its been around the internet faster than bargleds premature ejeculation.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-07-17 22:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I still have that postcard you sent me from Egypt.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-17 20:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a great picture.

I miss you PAS.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-07-17 20:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You need to come up here to Seattle. We can go clubbin.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-17 15:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a pity Andy but if you ever come to England I live only 40 mins from London, so I will hopefully meet you one day.

Yes it's my second trip to the states. The first was in Feb 2002, we went to New York, Washington D.C. and Maryland...unfortunately this was before I'd joined Uber.

Can you do me a favour and email me Bart's I.M. I'm going to have to stalk him until he agrees to meet for a beer.

wcw.at.ntlworld.com

Cheers!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-17 14:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i was just looking at plane tickets, and it looks like i won't be able to make it, sadly. that sucks, because i really wanted to meet you and your man.

for some reason it is less expensive to go to Cleveland, which is farther. ironically, the flight to Cleveland has a layover in Chicago. these crazy airlines....



anyway, i hope you have fun in the states. is this your second trip over here? i'm hoping to make a trip to your side of the Atlantic sometime. i'll let the UberBrits know if i do so maybe some of you can show me around.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Andy, if you CAN swing it, that would be fucking great.

The 4th and 5th Aug are a Weds and Thurs. It's a pity we won't be in Chicago over the weekend but we're going to be sat on a train (Californian Zephyr) from Friday to Sunday.



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, PAS. i was thinking of flying to Cleveland around that time but stopping in Chicago first. maybe i could meet up with you and the Bartman. probably won't happen with my luck, but i might be able to swing it.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

conrad - nice one, it will be our first night on holiday...if you can email me your addy we can talk...mine is wcw.at.ntlworld.com

I've heard that every night in August, Toronto has Shakespeare in the Park at High park, I'd like to see that if poss.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pas: get the extra day with a car and go see Muir woods.. its closer anyhow. Yosemite IS pretty crowded. I grew up about an hour from there.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:04:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fetish - Your lists are hilarious, and I love that people find them offensive.

But I won't mind if I'm not #1 next time. I don't post often enough anymore for that honour.

How about a new list called men you would knock the shit out of?

Fight!
---
But, you'll always be #1...
I haven't made any lists of who I'd knock the shot out of but I did make these:
"Tom Needs A Swift Kick In The Face" I even tricked Bart into saying it was his favorite post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35297#644960
Here's a Bargled hate post (NSFW because I mooned him) http://www.ubersite.com/m/38590
I've got a Malone hatepost somewhere, but I ceased hating Malone.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks so much for your ideas Godchicken - I would like to go to Yosemite national park but we hadn't made that part of our plan...we're not due to pick up our hire car until the day we leave San Fracisco but maybe we should pay for an extra day's hire so that we can go there.

I read that park rangers say the park is threatened from people "loving it to death"...so I'd better not Godzuki stomp all over it. I'll try hard to play nice with the bears :o)

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

PAS, beer, Toronto - sounds good; we can reminisce about chavs.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 12:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fetish - Your lists are hilarious, and I love that people find them offensive.

But I won't mind if I'm not #1 next time. I don't post often enough anymore for that honour.

How about a new list called men you would knock the shit out of?

Fight!





Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PAS: Also for San Francisco I reccommend Ghirardelli's Chocolates, the Boudin sourdough bread factory, and a nice hiking / walk in the Marin Headlands up to the north past the golden gate bridge, which is nice too.

If you want to go a little further afield, drive a couple hours east and go to Yosemite national park from San Francisco.. or go just a little further north of the headlands to Muir woods. (yes, John Muir, the naturalist)

http://www.nps.gov/muwo/home.htm



Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Kristen_Fetish

How you getting on with the drink my champagne, eat my caviar lifestyle?
---
Last list has over 6100 hits; they're becoming popular.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36933

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PAS: Damn it, I'm due to arrive back in san diego sometime in the 1st week of september. I'll miss you.

www.signonsandiego.com is the local newspaper website and has a lot for the "nightlife" sort of thing on it.

Places to go: the Zoo, of course.

The Star of India (sailing ship moored in the bay right downtown)
-possible harbour dinner cruise down there.

The USS Midway. WW II aircraft carrier being restored for museum. check to see if open.

La Jolla beaches/cliffs.

Balboa Park & restaurants / mueseums. This is one of the most beautiful areas of San Diego.

Gaslamp District of downtown. Lots of bar & grill sort of places.

and of course, you must try: http://www.arrogantbastard.com/ Arrogant Bastard Ale, made right there in San Diego.

The timeframe says you will be in time to enjoy a bit of sun on the beaches as well. Too bad you will be gone before I return home.





Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck America, I hope you get bombed again.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Kristen_Fetish

How you getting on with the drink my champagne, eat my caviar lifestyle?

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

domenad

?

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Godchicken.

We're going to be in:

Toronto 1st Aug
Niagara Falls 2nd Aug
Buffalo 3rd Aug
Chicago 4th & 5th Aug
San Francisco 8th -10th Aug
Santa Barbara - 11th Aug
LA/Anaheim - 12-15th Aug
San Diego 16th Aug
Las Vegas 17-19th Aug

If anyone is in those cities on those dates and would like to meet for a beer, say now or forever hold your tongue.
Or, if you've been to any of these fine parts of the U.S.A. and can recommend any cool places to hang out, please let me know.

Werd.


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where are you going to go to, PAS? you're supposed to tell us so that A. we can move. B. we can tell you what's nice.


Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish it were true, but it's not. The American people have forgotten 9/11, just forgotten it. They're hemming and hawing. They don't have the balls to keep fighting, they have 401k's to worry about. "Well, maybe we should be in Iraaaaaaaaq, and there's no linkage...." I got your linkage swingin'. I guess it's going to take another terrorist murder spree before we wake up again, however briefly. I only hope that Michael Moore is caught in the blast.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-17 11:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm in New York in September.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38689

Here's a poem I'm hit-whoring for all of your reading pleasures.


Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?