George W Bush = Hitler (50% probability) (938 hits)
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Submitted by Pol Pot (View user info) at 2004-07-17 23:12:13 EDT
I recently discovered a mathematical formula which proves, 100% beyond doubt, that there is a good chance George W Bush is actually Adolf Hitler. Let's just take a look at my formula, and if you are not 100% convinced, go fuck yourself:
George W Bush != Urkel
Urkel = Stephan
Urkel = "Stefan"
so
Stephen (Urkel) = Stefan
and
Adolf Hitler != Urkel
Urkel (still!!) = Stephan
Urkel = "Stefan"
therefore Stephen (Urkel) still = Stefan and Adolph Hitler != Stephen* AND George W Bush != Stephen*
*or Stefan
!= not equal to
1. So now we have clearly established that neither George W Bush OR Adolf Hitler are, or ever were Stefan Urkel OR Stephan Urkel.
BUT! There are still some 12 billion people who at some time have been alive during this and the last two centuries (Centuries in which George W Bush/Adolf Hitler have been alive in). So simply apply the formula to each one of those persons excluding George Bush and Adolf Hitler and what you will be left with is the following:
George W Bush != the rest of the world
Adolf Hitler != the rest of the world
So now we have 4 possibilities:
George W Bush != Hitler
(George W Bush = George W Bush)
Hitler = George W Bush
(George W Bush = Hitler)
2. In which 2 point to the solution of George W Bush = Hitler, and 2 point to the solution of George W Bush != Hitler, giving an overall probability of George W Bush equalling Hitler of 50%.
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Submitted by pieeatingpirate (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are smart. You in Harvard?
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You=Little Penis, thus you are PolPot
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-27 19:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God this is still my favorite post.
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
didnt make any sense but funny
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-07-26 21:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, Hitler sure does look like a douchebag in that picture
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 21:10:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughted and cried and poopied my pants.
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you make sense
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:43:11 EDT (#)
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Oh my fucking god, I laughed until the point of pain.
Submitted by GodBlessMyCrap at 2004-07-21 11:10:52 EDT (#)
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Bush is a pimple on the butt of humanity, He is the pimple that only prescribed medicine will heal, And that prescribed medicine, is Kerry!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-07-19 09:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sucked. Let's have sex.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You went to all that trouble just to prove the probability of Bush = Hitler is 50%!? Hell, I can prove this in one line:
George W. Bush either is, or isn't equal to Hitler. Therefore, there is a 50% probability that Bush = Hitler.
p0wn3d!
Oh, and the post sucked too.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:31:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
20 bucks says you get banned again right before you hit the MVA, and I laugh my ass off, you little Canadian piece of shit.
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method's response is funnier than your little speil. -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow....
I was reading that exchange you had with Method and Fetish, about how you're sure you'll get on the MVA and how you figured out how to get +2s with subpar posts and you seemed so serious, like this is really important to you, and I was wondering if maybe you could, you know, get a fucking life, you pathetic loser.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:21:35 EDT (#)
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Bifurcation
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-07-18 15:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:25:00 (#)
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was your crib finished with lead based paint?
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ahahahahhahahahah. ha.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-18 11:02:54 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-18 10:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um. i didn't quite get the formula but science is just proving what i already know!!!!!!!!! napolean. and hitler. and bush. there is something the same in all of these guys. something. something.
MEGALAMANIA!!!!!!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-18 07:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I recently discovered a mathematical formula, which proves, 100% beyond doubt, that there is a good chance PolPot is actually Shit. Let's just take a look at my formula, and if you are not 100% convinced, go fuck yourself:
PolPot != Fetish
Fetish = PAS' Bitch
and
Shit != Fetish
Fetish (still!!) = PAS' Bitch
therefore Fetish = PAS' Bitch and Shit != Fetish* AND PolPot != Fetish
!= not equal to
1. So now we have clearly established that neither PolPot OR Shit are, or ever were Fetish.
BUT! There are still some 12 billion people who at some time have been alive during this and the last two centuries (Centuries in which PolPot/Shit have been alive in). So simply apply the formula to each one of those persons excluding PolPot and Shit and what you will be left with is the following:
PolPot != the rest of the world
Shit != the rest of the world
So now we have 4 possibilities:
PolPot != Shit
(PolPot = Shit)
Shit = PolPot
(PolPot = Shit)
2. In which 2 point to the solution of PolPot = Shit, and 2 point to the solution of PolPot != Shit, giving an overall probability of PolPot equalling Shit of 50%. However, it has been empirically determined that the true probability of PolPot being shit is 99%.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-18 04:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't want to stop and think about this formula so late in the evening, so +2 anyways.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-18 03:57:46 EDT (#)
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"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
-Joseph Stalin
Submitted by MaryG <MaryG.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-18 03:40:58 EDT (#)
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Wha???
Who is this George Bush I'm always hearing about???
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-18 01:42:32 EDT (#)
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Hi, my name is PolPot, but you can call me Pork Sword.
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
was your crib finished with lead based paint?
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:17:29 EDT (#)
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Hell, I have even recieved a +2 from bart, which he would never have done had he known it was me.
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:16:11 EDT (#)
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I am pretty sure that user is you, considering you keep replying to the posts to get in heated. No, this account is very 'under the radar'. I figured out the formula to getting plenty of +2's from other users on substandard material, and have been applying that process with the new account, and considering you have already given it at least a few +2's, I guess you are as stupid as the rest.
Submitted by cock_whistle (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:15:54 EDT (#)
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Good work pol pot//// The ciker of all voice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-18 00:08:27 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I'm sure Lilmiss69 will eventually make it to the MVA. You get +2's on that account because it's funny how many people believe that shit. Otherwise, you're a total fucking shitstick.
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:31:03 (#)
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20 bucks says you get banned again right before you hit the MVA, and I laugh my ass off, you little Canadian piece of shit.
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No, I don't mean THIS polpot account. I will be on the MVA and no one will even know it is me. And I never said I was Canadian either.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:50:33 EDT (#)
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+1 because, well, I feel sorry for you.
Why do I feel sorry for you?
..too many reasons to list here.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:35:35 EDT (#)
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Oh, how i wish TGIF still reigned over my lonely TV on Friday nights.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:31:03 EDT (#)
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20 bucks says you get banned again right before you hit the MVA, and I laugh my ass off, you little Canadian piece of shit.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:27:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:27:40 EDT (#)
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I was nowhere near MVA, the squattail account was a dead end. I will get there though, I am already getting a better average hit rate with my new account than with the squattail one.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Always nice of you to -2 my post a mere minute after it's posted.
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:26:00 EDT (#)
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Same to you Fetish, you have also given my new account at least 2 x +2's.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:25:09 EDT (#)
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I know you're just bitter that you got banned right before you hit MVA. It's quite allright.
And I know this -2 doesn't count, its symbolic of my love for you.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:23:53 EDT (#)
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This is the crappiest crap that ever crapped.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:20:07 EDT (#)
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Problem is Method, you've given my new account +2's without even knowing it is me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-17 23:14:26 EDT (#)
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