Bird (971 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -0.14 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-07-18 04:13:02 EDT
MAH COUSIN HAS A BIRD!!1!!! WTF LOL A COKATEIL 2 B EXACT!11!!1! OMG MAH COUSIN WAS SITNG OUTSIED ON HIS BALCONY ONA DAY AND THIS LITLE COLORFUL BIRD JUST CME FLYNG UP 2 HIM AND LAND3D ON HIS SHUD3R1!!11111 OMG IT PUT ITS HAAD DOWN AND MAH COUSIN SCRATCHED HIS LITLE BIRD NEK11!11! TEH REST IS HIS2RY!1!! WTF
THIS IS NO ORDINARY BIRD!1!1!1!1 LOL THIS BIRD IS FUKNG INSAEN1!11! WTF LOL I SWAAR I HAEV N3V3R SEN ANYTHNG LIEK IT11!!!111 OMG WTF THEY BOUGHT HIM A CAEG BUT H3 HAS MASTAR3D TEH ART OF BREAKNG OUT OF IT!1!1!!!1 OMG WTF THAY GAEV UP TRYNG 2 KEP HIM COPED UP B/C HES JUST 2 CLAV3R!!1!1 WTF
DID I MANTION HIS NM3 WAS BIRD?!?!! OMG WTF LOL
YEAH111!1!!! OMG WTF MAH COUSIN ALSO USAD 2 HAEV A DOG1!!!!11 OMG LOL
HIS NME WAS DOG!!!1 OMG WTF LOL MAH COUSINS NOT 2 BRIGHT!1!!1! OMG
DOG IS NOW SITNG IN A CONTANE3R ON 2P OF MAH COUSINS REFRIEGRA2R!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
DOG GOT HIT BY A CAR11!!!! LOL DOG GOT CR3MAETD!111 OMG LOL
BIRD LIEKS DOG!11!!!!1 OMG WTF HA SPANDS ATLEAST AN HOUR A DAY NEXT 2 TEH ASHES OF DOG ON 2P OF TEH RAFRIEGRA2R TOKNG 2 HIM!!!! OMG ITS DA ODEST THNG!!1!!1 OMG WTF HA CHIRPS AND WHISTLES A F3W TIEMS PASUAS COKS HIS HEAD AS IF LISTENNG AND CHIRPS AGANE11!1!!! OMG WTF LOL
ITS PRATY FUKNG CREPY IF U ASK ME1!!! BIRD TOKS 2 A D3AD DOG!1!!11! OMG LOL
BIRD IS ALSO A VERY ANGRY BIRD1!111 OMG WTF LOL HA IS VERY TERI2RIAL AND HAS CLAME3D 3 PILOWS AND A BLANK3T TAHT R ON TEH COUCH FOR HIS OWN1!!!!1! OMG WTF IF ANYONE GOAS N3AR ANY OF THESA IETMS BIRD GOAS BUK WILD AEP SHIT AND DIEV BOMBS THEYRE HAAD FLAPNG HIS WNGS AND SCRECHNG!1111!1! LOL TEH SOUND IS 3NOUGH 2 MAEK DA CROCODIEL HUNT3R SHUDER1!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL
I SWEAR THIS BIRD HAS DRAGON BLOD IN HIM1!1!1 WTF LOL
SOMETIEMS BIRD IS A SWET BIRD1!!!111 OMG SOM3TIEMS1!!111 WTF IF U SNG 2 HIM H3 SNGS BAK1111!1!1 OMG WTF HAL FLY ON2 UR SHUD3R AND NIBLE UR EAR VARY GENTLY 2 COAX U IN2 SCRATCHNG HIS NEK!!1111 OMG LOL IF U DONT SCRATCH HIM DA WAY H3 LIEKS IT THOUGH HE BIETS UR FUKNG FNG3R!!11111 OMG LITL3 SONOFABITCH1!11 OMG
BIRD IS ALSO A CANIBAL1!11111! OMG HA HAS A TASTA FOR CHIKAN CUTL3TS1!!1 H3 KNOWS WHEN THEIR COKNG AND FLEIS DIERCTLY IN2 DA KITCHEN SITS ON DA COUNT3R 2P NAXT 2 TEH S2VA AND WATES UNTIL THEIR RAADY!!!1!1! OMG LOL HE THEN T3ARS IN2 THEM LIEK A PITBUL TEARS IN2 A MALEMANS AS!111111! WTF LOL
BIRD HAS A SWORN EN3MY!!11 OMG LOL HIS SWORN MAH RESIEDS IN MAH COUSINS BATHROM!!1!!1! WTF LOL
HIS MAH IS AN ARE FR3SHANER11!!11! OMG WTF LOL DA ARE FRASHEN3R IS STUK 2 TEH WAL!!!!!1! WTF IT IS ONA OF THOSA GLAED PRESNFRESH ARE FRESH3NARS1111!1 OMG WTF WHEN U PRES IT IT SHOTS A FIEN MIST OF SWET FRESHY GODNES IN2 TEH ARE11!111!! OMG WTF LOL DA BATHROM IS A DALEY S2P FOR BIRD11!11!11 LOL AFTAR HE MAEKS HIS ROUNDS IN TEH KITCH3N CONV3RSNG WIT DOG FOR A WHIEL TEARNG OPEN ANY PAKAEGS OF FOD TAHT R OUT ON DA KITCHEN TABLE (BREAD 3TC)11!11111 WTF LOL HE MAEKS HIS WAY IN2 TEH BATHROM WHERE H3 SITS A2P DA SHOWER DOR AND COMANC3S HIS STARNG CONT3ST WIT TEH ARE FRESHENAR FOR A GOD 15 MINUTES NAVAR MOVNG A F3ATH3R11111 OMG LOL
THIS IS WHAN TEH SHIT TOKNG BGINS1!!!1111 OMG
BIRD ISU3S A WARNNG CHIRP AWATENG A REPLY WHICH NAVER COMES11!1 LOL HA DOES THIS A FEW MORE TIEMS GATNG MOR3 AND MOR3 FRUSTRAETD AS TEH SECONDS GO BY!11!1
BIRD WANTS CONFLICT!!!!! OMG WTF LOL BIRD G3TS NONE!11!!!1 WTF
AT THIS POINT BIRD PUFS HIMS3LF UP 2 MAEK HIMS3LF LOK BIGAR AND SPR3ADS HIS 3 INCH WNG SPAN AS IF 2 GIEV OF TEH ILUSION OF FEROCITY111!!1!1 WTF
STIL NOTHNG11111!! OMG ARE FR3SHENAR DOESNT BLINK DO3SNT MAEK A SOUND1!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL H3 JUST SITS THEIR MOKNG BIRD11!!1!!1
BIRDS BLOD BGINS 2 BOIL11!11 HE ISU3S AN 3AR SHATERNG WAR CRY AND DIEVS IN FOR DA KIL SMASHNG IN2 ARE FRESH3N3R LIEK A KMIKAEZ PILOT1!!11
CAW1111! OMG WTF LOL CAW!11!!!!! LOL CAW!!1!
ARE FRESHENAR RETALIAETS111!!!!! OMG
AS SON AS BIRD SMASHAS IN2 ARE FR3SH3N3R BIRD GETS HIT RIGHT IN TEH FAEC WIT A FIEN MIST OF SPRAY SENDNG BIRD SPIRALNG OUT OF CONTROL BLIND3D BY TEH 3NAMYS POISON BR3ATH1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL BIRD REGANES CONTROL AND LANDS ON TEH SINK 3Y3NG ARE FR3SHENER ANGRILY AND SHAKNG HIS LITLA HEAD 2 UNFUZ HIMSELF!1!!111! LOL
BIRD FLAPS HIS WNGS A F3W TIEMS SCRECH3S TWIEC AND FLEIS OUT OF DA BATHROM ONLY 2 REP3AT THIS SME 3XACT SC3NE DA NEXT DAY!!1!1 LOL
EVERY DAY1!11! WTF
FOR 3 MONTHS THIS HAS GONE ON AND BIRD HASNT WON A BATL3 YET11!1 WTF
BIRD SMELS NIEC1!!!1!! WTF LOL
User Reviews
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-20 13:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I only read the first two lines. I did read the original, but at first glance seeing what was done here made me laugh. +1 for that.
LGF
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-19 11:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For posting under someone else's name.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-19 07:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaa
BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-19 06:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughing.
My.
Mother.
Fucking.
Ass.
Off.
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-18 14:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucks even for shenanigans
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-07-18 09:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMN.
I had a cockateil once.
Uncle willed it to me when he died.
His name was Peppy.
The bird, not the uncle.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-18 08:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atleast it's better than that Stanley Tuesday fucker.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-18 08:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there a site than converts these or something or do you people spend ages doing this?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-18 07:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
still funny
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVED it!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-18 04:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good job.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-18 04:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hell no
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-18 04:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck... this sucked the first time around.
When it was in English.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-18 04:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more granny to bird ejaculation.