I'm Exposing... (3717 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-07-18 05:31:22 EDT
What would you do if someone in your family was keeping a monumental secret from you?
This isn't the "I'm gay," or "Cousin Suzie isn't Uncle Jerry's real kid," or "Grandma died 4 years ago," sort of secret. This is on a whole new level.
This secret is grounds for disownment. This is the ultimate betrayal.
Nothing is going on in my biological family. But I've discovered something so clandestine and scandalous concerning one of our very own here on Übersite. And we're one big, happy family on here, right? Right. I wish I didn't hold this secret in my hands. In fact, I would love to pass this off to someone else, someone more evil...someone more adept at handling material that could break the hearts of many an-Überer. However, the man that comes to mind is the very person that this is about. This leaves me in quite a predicament. Do I expose this person as the hip-shaking, butt-wiggling fool he is? Or do I bury this in the back of my mind, allowing him the peace and sanctity he has found in the confines of this site?
I've been tossing and turning on this for many nights now.
I've decided that he's been too shy/ashamed/scared to tell us about his double life himself. I decided that I'm doing him a favor-a BIG favor-by getting this out into the open so that we can all deal with it, begin to heal from the pain, and maybe eventually move on. Let us not judge him for who he once was, but keep him in our minds and hearts as Method, kickassed, funny, tough guy with pretty pink lips and well-groomed eyebrows.
Let the healing begin.
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll have to forgive me little G, I have no concept of time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 27, you piece of shit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-18 06:26:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
How old is method?
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He must be in his mid thirties by now.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-28 00:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You cannot imagine my dismay at seeing the fucking N'Sync boys instead of your silken skin. There are only a few things in this world you just don't fuck with, one of which is a man's hard on! I feel violated on so many levels right now, it's as if I were making the sweetest love imaginable and all of a sudden I realize it's with my mom.
-1 means I've seen better, but I haven't seen shit...Plus, due to my recent blindness, I'll never see again.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-24 16:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
As Uber Turns...
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Next time just put another picture of your sexy self.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-22 18:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoaaa. A fabricated N Sync picture with one of the faces replaced with someone you knowwwww. This is the coolest thing I've ever heard/seen/been in the presence of!!
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-07-21 04:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome all my friends to the show that never ends, come inside come inside... I mean, it's good to have you back Kristen.
<cue "Welcome Back Kotter" theme song>
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
** gasp ** It's N'SYNC!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-19 05:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.... i fucking knew it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-18 23:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess who's back, back again....
This crappy rhyme,
tell a friend....
Oh yeah, thank you for returning Kristen, and +2 because method is in some gay boy band.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-18 21:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I expected nude pictures... *cries*
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-18 15:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tee hee!
Submitted by Gay Menz Patrol at 2004-07-18 14:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method looks like hairsphincter.
He must be gay too.
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-07-18 14:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever title, baby girl. Snared me in!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-18 13:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha! Method I never knew. You realize now we are going to insist
you give us a performance in Boston!
Thanks for letting us in , Kristen. He may never live this down!!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay little whore-hay...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Method, wait till I go to bed before you threaten me...oh, and:
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-18 05:54:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Which one is him.
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I think he/she was serious. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
man, its moments like this that really make me love this site.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-18 12:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wow.
See, you got it just off though, george is "hanson".
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-18 11:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not quite what I was expecting from the title...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-18 11:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time, expose your boobs.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-18 10:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...heh
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-18 07:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-18 07:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the gay?
Ha ha ha!
Nicely done.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-18 06:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How old is method?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha!
Kristen comes out of the corner swinging! Method is down, but not out!
Round 2. Fight!
I miss you Kristen, where have you been?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-18 05:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which one is him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The gloves are off, lil lady.
It's on like Donkey Kong, beeeotch
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't get ME back for gettnig YOU back!
This is how wars are started...think of world peace, Georgie.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And oh yeah, you're going to pay for this tenfold, my dear.
Hell hath no fury like an N'Sync member scorned.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No...but if you masturbated to it numerous times ni the four minutes it's been up, then I would call you a Johnny Cum Quickly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So am I gay or what?
Does masturbating to this post numerous times make me gay?