Lynne Presents: An UberContest (925 hits)
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Submitted by Lynne (View user info) at 2004-07-19 16:26:13 EDT
Ahh, competition. There is a competitive spirit in all of us.
Over the past few... er... hours, I have compiled a list of twenty movie quotes. Over half of them are fairly easy, and the others could be more challenging. For the most part, if you've seen the movie, the quote is pretty straightforward.
The first user to reply with all twenty movies correctly identified or the user with the most correctly identified within a 24-hour period wins *drumroll* three +2's from me on his or her latest post and the coveted title of "Lynne's UberContest Champion." (I know, it's not much of a prize... I would offer money or something if I weren't broke.)
Hopefully they're not TOO easy:
1. "Promise me... If you ever get out, find that spot. At the base of that wall, you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield."
2. "If you kiss her, I'll turn you into a prince... Price of the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
3. "I'm not going to tell you the story how it happened. I'm going to tell you how I remember it."
4. "Oh, but I've already told you. I'm not a witch. Witches are old and ugly."
5. "You can't keep your mouth shut long enough to let em finish my paper, so tell me a story."
6. "Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets and NOT get your ten bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of vodka and NOT forget about how miserable your life is and NOT stop the voices in your head, then go right ahead."
7. "He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life..."
8. "Hey. Top five songs about death; a Laura's Dad Tribute List."
9. "When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, 'Dead N*gger Storage'?"
10. "You read it off your fucking photo. You don't know me; you don't even know who you are."
11. "Over?... Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
12. "You are what you love, not what loves you."
13. "So never again interrupt me. Not 30 years from now. Not if there's a fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that could only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the smell is so thick that you think you're going to faint, even then, don't come knocking... Not on this door. Not for anything. Got me, sweetheart?"
14. "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you."
15. "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!"
16. "I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard."
17. "I'm not really a valedictorian, I just play one on TV."
18. "I think it was her grandma's dog. He was a mean dog."
19. "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey to me."
20. "You spoil her. Bitsy, NO BARK. Come inside. Now."
Good luck and may the best user win.
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-28 19:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Complimentary +2 service of http://www.ubersite.com/m/39658
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew ALL of those. At least I'm not the only one. Excuse me while I venture out into the daylight.
Oh fuckall, it's nighttime. I just can't fucking win, can I?
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I'm fucking stupid.
I only knew one.
Dead Nigger Storage!
Now that's funny.
Hey, Hey hey, uber.....Biiitch!!!!!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-19 19:36:18 EDT (#)
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Well, every movie has been correctly identified. So, there is no point in waiting any longer to reveal the answers and the winners:
WINNERS:
JMG114- I definitely should have banned you or something... You're in film, of course you'd get them all right away
Conrad- I didn't think that anyone would get the Reality Bites one...
Your prize has been sent and will be arriving shortly.
1. "Promise me... If you ever get out, find that spot. At the base of that wall, you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield." Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
2. "If you kiss her, I'll turn you into a prince... Price of the Bog of Eternal Stench!" Jareth the Goblin King, Labyrinth
3. "I'm not going to tell you the story how it happened. I'm going to tell you how I remember it." Finnegan Bell, Great Expectations (Sorry... I had to use this one, Ethan Hawke is SO hot...)
4. "Oh, but I've already told you. I'm not a witch. Witches are old and ugly." Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz
5. "You can't keep your mouth shut long enough to let em finish my paper, so tell me a story." Alonzo, Training Day
6. "Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets and NOT get your ten bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of vodka and NOT forget about how miserable your life is and NOT stop the voices in your head, then go right ahead." Stan, South Park: BIgger, Longer, and Uncut
7. "He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life..." Narrator, Magnolia
8. "Hey. Top five songs about death; a Laura's Dad Tribute List." Barry, Hi Fidelity
9. "When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, 'Dead N*gger Storage'?" Jimmie, Pulp Fiction
10. "You read it off your fucking photo. You don't know me; you don't even know who you are." Teddy, Memento
11. "Over?... Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Bluto, Animal House
12. "You are what you love, not what loves you." Daniel Kaufman, Adaptation
13. "So never again interrupt me. Not 30 years from now. Not if there's a fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that could only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the smell is so thick that you think you're going to faint, even then, don't come knocking... Not on this door. Not for anything. Got me, sweetheart?" Melvin Udall, As Good As it Gets
14. "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you." Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
15. "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!" Vizzini, The Princess Bride
16. "I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard." Roxie, Chicago
17. "I'm not really a valedictorian, I just play one on TV." Lolena, Reality Bites
18. "I think it was her grandma's dog. He was a mean dog." FOrrest, Forrest Gump
19. "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey to me." Bastard Devil Child, Jurassic Park
20. "You spoil her. Bitsy, NO BARK. Come inside. Now." Jim, American Beauty
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:27:26 EDT (#)
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11. "Over?... Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
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Animal house
15. "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!"
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The Princess bride
"That word, i do not think it means what you think it means."
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.. it was Winona Ryder in.. as he said.. Reality Bites.
Way to steal my thunder, conrad.
Lynne, you're still my goddess.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Conrad should get the prize for that.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
17 is from 'Reality Bites'
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had the following figured out
1. Shawshank Redemption
4. Wizard of Oz
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Memento
12. Adaptation
15. The Princess Bride
19. Jurassic Park
Google found all but 3 and 17
Yahoo found #3
17 has me stumped. I'm sure JMG is running into the same problem.
-1 for a contest that Google will always win
-1 for having Great Expectations the Movie in the contest
-1 for Chicago
+2 for the rest of the selection
+2 for stumping everybody with #17
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:27:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:25:42 (#)
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No fair using Google, JMG
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He probably didn't actually. Jared knows everything about every movie ever made. Seriously. Sick, isn't it?
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:25:42 EDT (#)
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No fair using Google, JMG.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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Yea technically that would be a quote. I always thought
Steely Dan did that song.
Submitted by Random Ass Joe at 2004-07-19 17:07:03 EDT (#)
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Just for the record, Mr. Blonde DOES sing along to that particular part of "Stuck in the Middle" when he's torturing the cop.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:04:24 EDT (#)
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#7 - Magnolia
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:02:00 EDT (#)
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1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Labyrinth
3. Radio Flyer
4. The Wizard of Oz
5. Training Day
6. South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
7. Magnolia
8. High Fidelity
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Memento
11. Animal House
12. Adaptation
13. As Good as it Gets
14. It's a Steelers' Wheel song, but made famous in, "Reservoir Dogs."
15. The Princess Bride
16. Chicago
17. Stumped on this one.
18. Forrest Gump
19. Jurassic Park
20. American Beauty
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. shawshank redemption
3. radio flyer
8. high fidelity
9. pulp fiction
10. momento
11. Not another teen movie (guessing on this one)
13. as good as it gets
14. reservoir dogs (although it is a song, not really a quote)
15. princess bride
I did my best...and I always thought I was a movie buff...
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PMJ, I don't announce the winners until tomorrow, but... all signs point to you and "Big Trouble in Little China"
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Labyrinth (?)
3. Don't know
4. Wizard of Oz
5. Don't know
6. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
7. Don't know
8. High Fidelity
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Good Will Hunting (?)
11. Animal House
12. Adaptaion
13. As Good As It Gets
14. Reservoir Dogs
15. The Princess Bride
16. Chicago
17. Don't know
18. Forrest Gump
19. Jurassic Park
20. Joe vs. The Volcano (?)
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Shawshank Redemption
2) Shrek?
3)
4) Wizard of Oz
5)
6) southpark bigger longer uncut
7)
8) Hi Fidelity
9.) Pulp Fiction
10.) Memento
11) Animal House
12)
13) As Good as It Gets
14) Reservoir Dogs
15) The Princess Bride
16) Dirty Harry
17)
18) Forrest Gump
19) Jurrasic Park
20)
that's all I've got.
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't get any of those (except the dead nigger storage one from Pulp Fiction), but I compiled my own movie quote quiz:
1. "Oooh yeah baby, fuck me harder"
2. "That's right whore, suck my cock"
3. "Let's see if both of your cocks fit"
4. "Cum on my tits!"
5. "That's right big boy, put it in my ass"
6. "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus"
7. "Whip me again mistress!"
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:39:06 EDT (#)
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1. Big Trouble in Little China
2. Big Trouble in Little China
3. Big Trouble in Little China
4. Big Trouble in Little China
5. Big Trouble in Little China
6. Big Trouble in Little China
7. Big Trouble in Little China
8. Big Trouble in Little China
9. Big Trouble in Little China
10. Big Trouble in Little China
11. Big Trouble in Little China
12. Big Trouble in Little China
13. Big Trouble in Little China
14. Big Trouble in Little China
15. Big Trouble in Little China
16. Big Trouble in Little China
17. Big Trouble in Little China
18. Big Trouble in Little China
19. Big Trouble in Little China
20. Joe vs. The Volcano
What do I win?
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Shawshank Redemption
4) Wizard of Oz
8) Hi Fidelity
11) Animal House
13) As Good as It Gets
14) Reservoir Dogs
18) Forrest Gump
Submitted by Anonymous at 2004-07-19 16:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um as far as I know, 14 are song lyrics, haven't heard them in a movie.
(Stuck in the middle with you - Bod Dylan (I don't remember :/ ))
and then the only one I know is 10.
But I'm anonymous :D
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9.) Pulp Fiction
10.) Memento
I'm not on the ball today.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NINE IS PULP FICTION BITCH!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Shrek?
9. Pulp Fiction
14. Reservoir Dogs
15. The Princess Bride
16. Dirty Harry
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:32:19 EDT (#)
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2=labarynth
6=southpark bigger longer uncut
10=memento
11=in the army now, with pauly shore
15 the princess bride
that's all i got.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:31:18 EDT (#)
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4) wizard of oz???
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OKAY OKAY i think i have 5 of them...
1) shawshank redemption
8) hi fidelity
10) momento
14) reservoir dogs ?
15) princess bride
17 is on the tip of my tongue.... (sticking out tongue to see if it is really there...