The MSPaint picture to end all MSPaint Pictures: "Yellow Brick Road" (7667 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.78 on 92 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gibber-fucking-ish (View user info) at 2004-07-19 16:41:12 EDT
My greatest and final Microsoft Paint picture.
Believe it or not, this was done COMPLETELY in MSPaint. I started off on a 3000 pixel wide bitmap, and then used some crappy photoediter (i.e. anything that isn't Photoshop) to shrink it down to less than a quarter of its original size. I did that for two reasons. One, to bump up the resolution and two, because scrolling back and forth to look at a picture sucks. This was done over a period of about 4 days, after my first picture went over so well. I used only the pencil tool in black & white, with four additional shades of grey which were used to soften up some of the harder edges in the picture and provide minimal shading. If you copy the picture to your computer and zoom in on it (try the scarecrow's face) I'm sure you'll be able to tell this was done in Paint.
I have no idea how many hours this took me, but it was too damn many. Last night alone I worked from 8pm to 6am, only taking a break to pee and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Mission Hill. These damn pictures take way too long and are damn hard to do, hence the reason this will be my last one for awhile.
No, I do not have anything better to do with my life.
I think my brain almost exploded by the time I finished this.
--giBBeRish--
User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-24 19:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss this dude.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good GAME
Submitted by PigOnLifeSupport (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mad craziness
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. I wish I could do that!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-13 08:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't plus two'd this yet?
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cant believe its mspaint
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:36:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
i would put somthing on these. I.e. Copyright, your name etc. just a thought.
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A few douchebags have tried to take credit for my work before. They usually just edit out my name in photoshop and claim it was all just a big coincidence. Then I kick them in the face.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would put somthing on these. I.e. Copyright, your name etc. just a thought.
Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2004-08-11 22:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kick ass
Submitted by RiderX <darkfragrider.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-21 18:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever has even thought of voting for anything but a rating of +2 can suck my balls, this picture is obviously amazing, and not just for paint, it would take one hell of a REAL artist to make this too!, you sir, are exceptionally skilled, and......if you wanted to...... i'd let you have me (i relaly hope your a girl)
Submitted by JeremiahC (user info) at 2004-07-21 03:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much free time on your hands.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-07-21 02:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best picture ever done in Paint. Ever. I challenge anyone to find better.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yikes...thats really something!
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. Great job gib.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-20 23:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing!
This makes me feel ashamed about my tendencies to only use Paint to create idiotic and usually juvenile things for the amusement of my roommate.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome man. Really.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Just... wow. The title didn't lie.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
just another plus 2. i have a confession: i copied and pasted this picture to my very own paint (which i had given up on long ago and replaced with solitare and pinball) and than i colored the picture. eh. just to see what it would look like. i like this picture a lot. its very nice. 2 gold stars all around.
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I'd love to see what you did with the color scheme. Email it to me if you get a chance.
newgibberish.at.myway.com
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just another plus 2. i have a confession: i copied and pasted this picture to my very own paint (which i had given up on long ago and replaced with solitare and pinball) and than i colored the picture. eh. just to see what it would look like. i like this picture a lot. its very nice. 2 gold stars all around.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because you are crazy and crazy people are the most fun at parties.
Submitted by dolfin (user info) at 2004-07-20 11:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-20 11:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice - loser
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-20 11:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the result of a hallucinogenic state?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-20 10:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by plus1_faerie (user info) at 2004-07-20 04:24:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
its good but wheres the yellow? and Dorothy
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The fuckin' plus 1 faerie gave me a -1... The title was supposed to be all figurative and artsy...
that and I was watching the Wizard of Oz at the time.
Flying monkeys never go out of style if you ask me.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-07-20 10:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gibberish, I like your art. I want your body... I mean art. Shoot me an email - Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-20 09:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best I can do is draw a happy-face on my peener with a magic marker, which is nowhere near as creative as this.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-07-20 04:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
schweet
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-07-20 04:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent drawing and patience.
Submitted by plus1_faerie (user info) at 2004-07-20 04:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
its good but wheres the yellow? and Dorothy
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-20 03:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should always sign your work though so dickheads like Fluffhead don't steal it.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i need to drink more
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I can't believe I'm responsible for the whole MSPaint fad. Sorry guys.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man I wish thia wasn't such a fad now, I would have wanted to create a paint masterpiece. but that's pretty godly
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a shame that my crown of Best Post Ever was so short lived. 30 straight +2's...
Eh, whatcha gonna do?
On the Most Heated yet again....500 hits....
Oh by the way, Fluffhead and "shitfuckisafuckingcunt", you can kiss my ass.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The big shocker!!
God damn that is fucking cool!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fluffhead's idea of originality:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38420
...copying and pasting the words for a Phish song. Good job!
It's funny how people without an original thought think others are as uncreative as they are. Sort of like how when you're drunk, you think everyone else is drunk too.
Submitted by shitfuckisafuckingcunt (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not yellow.
If I piss on it, will it be yellow? I'm gonna try. At least it'll make it more interesting.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:59:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
stolen
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Stolen from where exactly? Do a google search, moron.
Oh wait? What's that? You can't find it? THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN"T STOLEN YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT.
Thanks to those you appreciate my hard work.
To the rest of you:
Piss off.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read the thread. Come on, you guys, don't give something a lower rating simply because you don't want the post to get an overall perfect rating. If you honestly think it's worth a 1, fine. But if your rating is based on anything other than the work itself, that's just wrong.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how if you do something well enough, people assume it's not yours. Almost makes you want to stop doing it? This is the best paint I have ever seen, and it deserves nothing less than a perfect 2.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stolen
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that's incredible! I like to draw with Paint, too, so I appreciate how much time and energy you put into this.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
purdy
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-19 21:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, if that's real you clearly rule my pants.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-19 21:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
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+1 because you posted that on Ubersite and aren't showing the world that shizzle.
Submitted by me at 2004-07-19 21:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to be shitting me. You did that in paint? Awesome. I like how the guy is doing the Version 1 sign.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It'll take ya a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
Submitted by spacepjs at 2004-07-19 20:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
definetly worth a plus ten, but we have to settle for +2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-19 20:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by amanda at 2004-07-19 20:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is really cool
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow I overlooked the shocker. +2 again.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, by the way thanks for all the +'s. It makes the time I spent on this worthwhile.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans? Nice spelling. That almost passed for intelligent.
Submitted by jboogz (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gimme a s
gimme a h
gimme a e
gimme a n
gimme a n
gimme a i
gimme a g
gimme a a
gimme a n
gimme a s
if you cant read then you must be black
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-07-19 19:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with Davy. This must have taken a very long time, but I don't see why it should be the most praised post on Uber.
Well done for shearing hours off your life so that you can draw a pretty picture, but other than that...
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-19 19:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I rated it a +1 because I've seen better. As in his other one, and any number of other posts. Between that, and I'll rate anything anyway I fucking please.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-19 19:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Davy...I don't get you.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the Tin Man?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:30:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Your other one was better...hate to be the end of a streak, but this can't possibly be one of the best posts of all time.
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So, let me get this straight. You gave this a +1 ONLY to keep it from being one of the best ever. I've heard of rating the poster and not the post, but rating the rating? What the fuck?
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your other one was better...hate to be the end of a streak, but this can't possibly be one of the best posts of all time.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-07-19 18:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well done!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooooly shit. You have absolutely no life. But if I could do that on MSPAINT, I would probably give up my life.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice!
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holee sheet.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect.
150,000 points.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats so sweet.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Swee' Mama Ghandi!
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, too, encourage you to sign up for Razor's idea.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, I think Razor is looking for you.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-19 17:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deny your maker.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're like a ninja turtle: a green god.
Submitted by Random B at 2004-07-19 16:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I'd like to see what you can do with Photoshop!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1) What are you on?
#2) Give me some.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, do you run your own website by any chance?
If not, I'm thinking about starting a contributed art section on my site (www.potatomanjack.com) and would be more than happy to put your artwork up if you've got no other place to put it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something that would be funny is if you never saved until you finished it, and then your computer crashed when trying to save it. Then it exploded.
Hah!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus. You should sign a contract to endorse MS Paint.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T3h man.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow!
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is really good. eh. you should see my paint drawings.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Geez, all I do are the stick figures.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a wonderful waste of time that was.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Crapfuck!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woooooow!!! wicked pissa!!
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-19 16:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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