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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.8 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-07-19 20:07:09 EDT


Call 505-977-0922 and ask me who shot JFK, and I will tell you where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-01 09:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whose Jimmy hoffa

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-01 09:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This wouldn't be such a good idea on uber now-a-days.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The phone number "(505) 977-0922" is a Albuqurque, NM based phone number and the registered carrier is Cellco Partnership Dba Verizon Wireless - Nm.





Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's like Phone Number Friday.

Well. Saturday.

Stop looking at me.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I mis-read this as "massage" and I've got a sore neck.

Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-03 09:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ATTN GHEY NUMBERZZ

Espo

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I left a message, but it took me by surprise, so I probably sound pretty feeble. I going to leave a prepare message next time.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR PEENER!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's 011, isn't it?

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quick, what's the international dialing code for the US? I'll phone him from England!

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll call you while i am at work, its free that way

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-19 20:09:34 EDT (#)
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