The St. Louis Cardinals are Gods Among Men, and the Chicago Cubs are their Bitches (2170 hits)
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Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-07-19 22:38:38 EDT
On 19 July 2004 at 9:33pm, DrinkDDT says:
"If the Cubs manage to catch the Cardinals this season, I will drive to Chicago the next Sunday and buy Bart Cilfone a steak dinner. NOT GONNA HAPPEN."
Maybe next year my friend.
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Submitted by nunyabiznaz (user info) at 2006-01-15 19:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stl
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-30 06:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am from Chicago....
like the Sox...
Fucking HATE the Cubs
+2!!!
Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tony Womack gave me a ball a Pirates vs Cards game earlier this season
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:08:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
The Brew Crew and the Reds are both sad, sad jokes. At least the Cubs make me worry sometimes.
But those Astros are the funniest of all.
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The Astros are still a team? I thought it was a buncha guys that met at a bar and crashed the games.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-07-22 19:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamn right.
i'll be in St. Louis next week. i hope you don't have a girlfriend, stud. i've been thinking about you....
*wink*
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good teams find ways to win with only 3 hits. Chump teams lose when they give up only 3 hits.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Brew Crew needs some run support. You aren't supposed to lose when you pitch a 3 hitter.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We'll see you in the NLCS after we win the wild card, then we'll see who the bitches are! You think a Cubs team who was healthy all year would be this far back at this point- youre fucking mad!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the Cubs. South Siders BITCH! Holla!
-BongZilla
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I support Cub hatred in any form.
Don't expect the Cards to win the Series though, the White Sox are getting it this year.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-21 19:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scoring Summary
Top 1st: St. Louis
-A. Pujols doubled to deep left, T. Womack scored
Bot 2nd: Chi Cubs
-D. Lee homered to deep center, M. Alou scored
-M. Barrett homered to deep right, A. Ramirez scored
-C. Patterson doubled to deep center, G. Rusch and T. Walker scored
-M. Alou singled to center, C. Patterson scored
Top 3rd: St. Louis
-A. Pujols homered to deep right center
Bot 3rd: Chi Cubs
-A. Ramirez homered to deep left
Top 6th: St. Louis
-J. Edmonds singled to right, A. Pujols scored, S. Rolen to second
-M. Matheny walked, S. Rolen scored, J. Edmonds to third, R. Sanders to second
-S. Taguchi singled to shortstop, J. Edmonds scored, R. Sanders to third, M. Matheny to second
-R. Lankford hit sacrifice fly to deep center, R. Sanders scored, M. Matheny to third
Top 7th: St. Louis
-A. Pujols homered to deep left
Top 8th: St. Louis
-S. Taguchi homered to deep left
Top 9th: St. Louis
-A. Pujols homered to deep right, E. Renteria scored
-R. Sanders homered to deep center
St. Louis 11
Chi Cubs 8
Tue, Jul 20 - Final
Enough said. Blowing an 8-2 lead? Fucking pathetic. Cardinals will make it to the World Series.
Submitted by MakisupaPoliceman (user info) at 2004-07-21 07:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STL baby
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-21 04:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The Pirates still swept them.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't -2 a baseball post... but hopefully, you'll be buying Mr. Bart a steak dinner.
Submitted by UrAngelDi (user info) at 2004-07-20 10:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:06:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cards are hot this year.
Cubs will win the wild card.
Cubs will win the NL.
Cubs will win the World Series.
'85 all over again for the Cards.
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'nuff said!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-20 07:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
baseball post= auto +2.
i like the dodgers i guess because they are my hometown team and i like to see them succeed.
but i seriously dont care who wins divisions or pennants or the series. i just love to watch the game.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-20 07:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Cards are kicking ass. They are scary good at the plate. They have a decent pitching staff.
The only team that could possibly match them talent-wise is the Phillies in my opinion.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-07-20 06:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's face it fuckers, as long as there is baseball, the Cubs will always suck and the Cardinals will always beat them. It doesn't matter how good or bad either club is playing, this will always happen. By the way, I hate baseball, the only reason I care about this shit is that everytime these two shit knockers play eachother, every sports bar (especially the ones I've been working for) in St. Louis go ape like it's the second comming of Ozzie Smith. It's stupid. Oh and go Sox, for some reason!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-20 03:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"But those Astros are the funniest of all."
Owned by my Dodgers today...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-20 03:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On a completely unrelated note, those great pitching duels are why Europeans can't get into baseball.
There's also the fact that nobody with any sense wants to watch rich-boy Rounders for hours when we play "the beautiful game".
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-07-20 02:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylc=X3oDMTBpNWZic251BF9TAzI1NjY0ODI1BHNlYwN0aA--?gid=240719115&prov=ap
Suck my hampton.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Brew Crew and the Reds are both sad, sad jokes. At least the Cubs make me worry sometimes.
But those Astros are the funniest of all.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just happy the Brew Crew aren't in last place like SI predicted. We're only a game and a half off the cubbies.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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REDS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-20 01:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get lives people, baseball is GAYER THAN JOhN MAYER IN SPEEDOS
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:49:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Reds will win the division BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow until just now I thought you were incapable of being funny!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reds will win the division BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baseball is awesome.
Zambrano is a fucking nut!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-20 00:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but I was raised in the "Chicagoland" area. Can't help but love my Cubs, even though they're cursed. That damn goat.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-20 00:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Edmonds.
And Rolen.
Pujols.
This list could go on forever. Fuck the Cubs.
Baseball kicks nuts.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-20 00:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Cards!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GOOOOOO YANKEES!!!!!!!
i like the cubs since i have prior, wood and zambrano on my fantasy team.
i dont like the cardinals because the guy in 2nd has pujols, edmonds and rolen.
isnt that odd?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cards are hot this year.
Cubs will win the wild card.
Cubs will win the NL.
Cubs will win the World Series.
'85 all over again for the Cards.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-19 23:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found a Greg Maddox rookie card in the closet. Until then, I didn't know he had played for the Cubs. Don't think he won a World Series there though, nope it seems like it was somewhere well more south where he won a World Series.
On a completely unrelated note, those great pitching duels are why Europeans can't get into baseball.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The rating of this post will be low, much like the Cubs' winning percentage.
Which is inversely proportional to the Cards' winning percentage.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to negative two this. It's the rule, otherwise my fellow north siders would beat the crap out of me in their pitiful, yuppie-like manner.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Put your money where your mouth is Bart. And a medium well steak where my mouth is.
I'm not talking about penis.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The Cardinals will fall apart in about two weeks.
Cubs win NL Central by three games.
Bitch.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i forgot to add rolen ain't gay so woo. and for proof of edmonds gayness watch an interview where he is wearing eyeliner, or just look at the way he walks.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:41:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
edmonds is gay...i dont want no gay guy play with balls in front of me
Seriously you should remove yourself from the gene pool.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've always hated St. Louis, but the Cubs suckiness is amusing.
The SI jinx strikes again.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-19 22:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
edmonds is gay...i dont want no gay guy play with balls in front of me