I would love to fuck these women in the ass (10781 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.32 on 107 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-20 15:18:31 EDT
Just thought the following whores should know I would like nothing more than to stick my cock in their ass.
These are in no particular order so don't get jealous bitches.
JME
Lynne
Anansie
Lojope
Kristen
Ashlee
Eva Mendes
Jessica Simpson
Munkeypants
Wiki
Mrs.Seaver from Growing Pains
Susanne Summers
Raimee
Amanda Bynes
Lindsey Lohan
Ruthless
Mariah Carey
Oprah
Katie Holmes
Kirsten Dunst
Filthy Assistant
Corn Nugget
Roseanne
90% of all the women on this planet
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-13 08:40:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:30:16 EDT (#)
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Hurray someone wants to fuck me in the ass!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:24:39 EDT (#)
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Hey Brian you fucking snake slapping retard I fucked your Mom and Grandmother in all 3 of their love holes.
Submitted by Shaft (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:29:42 EDT (#)
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24/m/ca
you
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sully, some girls like it that way too.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
how old are you? i will guess 16 most of all you have hand sex. i thought riddlen supressed your sezual ugres odd/////?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wo0t!
..Sorry, I had to do it. I was thinking about a phone conversation I once had with Sideburns.
He actually said that. "woot".
I laughed.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yay! I'm on a list.
But then, so are Rosanne and 90% of the women on the planet.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's with your infatuation with a lady's cornhole. I guess you haven't heard but women have vaginas. It feels good for both parties. I can tell sodomy is a great interest to you so why not just stick with guys. Loser.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My friend refers to his sexual escapades as "Valiant Cock Smithery with the undressed and sometimes willing."
Not sure why but this post reminded me of his quote so have a +1 because hearing him say this makes me laugh.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-21 12:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:35:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for any article propounding the wonders of ass-fucking. -1 for any mention of Roseanne
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-21 10:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated huh? snuggles you silly bear.
and trip welcome back babes where the hell ya been?
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-07-21 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok.. anal loving is always a big turn on.. never got to meet any of you though. I think i'm too much of a low profile
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:45:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why post this... ever? "Tee hee, fucking up the ass is funny." You stupid cockmaster. You forgot to put your dad on the list.
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i like how this oh-so-negative review still begets a "0" -> worth reading... classic.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:23:21 EDT (#)
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Ferret I just saw your pic, you'll be in volume II.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:20:09 EDT (#)
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er- I guess being married leaves me in that 10 percent you would not do. Oh well.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-21 01:06:13 EDT (#)
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Lynne I will complete you someday.
Corn there was no order to my madness so don't feel bad, I would love to anally penetrate you.
To the rest lick my cock and nuts you are all jealous that either I wouldn't fuck your ass or that no one will let you fuck their ass.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-21 00:42:30 EDT (#)
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I'm almost flattered.
Whew... I came in right before ROSANNE.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-20 23:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14988
Apparently lots of people want to put it in my butt.
Submitted by ruthless <musicbug23.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-20 23:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco! Hello... how are you?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-20 23:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ruthless <musicbug23.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-20 23:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi snuggles...
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-20 22:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... Most Heated?
Rightly so. Snuggles, you complete me.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-07-20 22:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man!!!!! This is fucking great.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moT ynnuF
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/-2.jpg
And because of my stupid camera, I had to write that backward.
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:45:47 EDT (#)
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Why post this... ever? "Tee hee, fucking up the ass is funny." You stupid cockmaster. You forgot to put your dad on the list.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Snuggles I am sure they wouldn't feel a thing if you did put your peener in their arse.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On behalf of the 10% - Thank you.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 21:22:51 EDT (#)
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Degreeless I know your little secret but until you show me what I would be sticking my dick in I can't put you on the list.
Mortimer fuck off I am the hands down expert on ass fucking, you should take my fucking word as gospel you fucking tardbomber.
Submitted by Famous Moritmer at 2004-07-20 21:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-20 20:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I should've been on this list. You know that last pic of me wasn't really me, right? But I am a girl.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am ending this transmission
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:32:34 EDT (#)
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Good deal I can only imagine what you look like, I bet you have big boobies and a smackable ass.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:30:38 EDT (#)
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i used to be, before that welding accident.
people tell me i have nice incisors.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:27:40 EDT (#)
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Thanks Val now I have to jerk my cock off for the 13th time today. Are you hot?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:25:07 EDT (#)
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I'm actually dancing right now Snuggles. The happy buttsex dance. Swear to God.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:19:58 EDT (#)
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Gassygirl may I please have a gander at the wonder that is you?
Ruthless I caught on but I still want to see you bent over.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i found it on www.gapingassholeswithmassiveairtoexpell.com... you may just want to request a copy directly from the assee.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:15:50 EDT (#)
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No I do not. I'm just being a smartass.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:13:49 EDT (#)
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Val you should feel blessed that I'd even consider sticking my man rod in your no-no hole.
Ruthless do you know me?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:12:47 EDT (#)
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GREAT
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:10:19 EDT (#)
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I think that is a definite possibility. Especially if you did not know they were relations of yours. So maybe 99.9%.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:08:51 EDT (#)
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Ruthless are you implying that I would fuck my sister, mother, grandmothers, cousins, neices and other female relatives?
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:07:39 EDT (#)
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Trip where can I check out Gassy's gas tube?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:05:12 EDT (#)
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Snuggles, you should just make it "100% of the female population of the earth." Cover all your bases, so to speak.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you most definitely would add gassy to your list... she is analicious.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 19:02:19 EDT (#)
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Val I officially add you to my list of hopeful anal conquests.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:59:08 EDT (#)
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thank god i'm not on this list
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:42:02 EDT (#)
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Trip my bad I would penetrate her anal cavity with my penis.
Gassy I have no idea what you look like but I bet I would fuck your ass silly.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:41:38 EDT (#)
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and hello to you to fartqueen.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sick fuck.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JME
Lynne
Anansie
Lojope
Kristen
Ashlee
Eva Mendes
Jessica Simpson
Munkeypants
Wiki
Mrs.Seaver from Growing Pains
Susanne Summers
Raimee
Amanda Bynes
Lindsey Lohan
Ruthless
Mariah Carey
Oprah
Katie Holmes
Kirsten Dunst
Filthy Assistant
Corn Nugget
Roseanne
90% of all the women on this planet
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how the fuck did you leave Mrs Garret off this list?
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-20 18:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for snuggle's replies to comments
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah urbane not so fast it would be my pleasure to give you a dosage of man meat in your ass.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:52:51 EDT (#)
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wow, i'm actually flattered to be left off a list
*prays* thank you lord
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:45:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:43:05 (#)
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90%? Jeez snuggles, retards and midgets must make up at least 11% of the female population.
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I was hoping it would be more like 25%.
Oprah is a big, black and hot, who wouldn't want to tap that ass. Bitch got some junk in the trunk and I want a ride.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:43:05 EDT (#)
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90%? Jeez snuggles, retards and midgets must make up at least 11% of the female population.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:39:49 EDT (#)
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huh...yes ?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:38:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oprah?
That's just nasty.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:48:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish are you mocking me?
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+1 for catching that.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damnit snuggles
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:12:20 EDT (#)
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Who cares lets get to the fucking.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
illegal in what states?
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:07:18 EDT (#)
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JME I would love to engage in several sexual acts with you, many of which are illegal in several states.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:03:49 EDT (#)
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ok snuggles bring on the fur stick
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:48:31 EDT (#)
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Fetish are you mocking me?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You forgot Abe Lincoln.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:47:30 EDT (#)
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What about Chewbacca......tell me THATS not a warm bear rug with a nice yogurt spill in the middle of that fur?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is cracking me up. Keep it up Snuggles!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for any article propounding the wonders of ass-fucking. -1 for any mention of Roseanne
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After I read it again this is fucking brilliant.
Roseanne
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good call on Judge Judy, The verdict is I would rape her ass.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:23:30 EDT (#)
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Why is Judge Judy missing from this list?...I'd bang her gavel...Judicial robes make for good bed spreads....
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:23:16 EDT (#)
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Ruthless it's a joke I still would like the pleasure that lays between your cheeks but I'll have to stick with my fantasies.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
....I have nothing clever to say to that.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:21:40 EDT (#)
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What a coincidence.
I've fucked 90% of the women on your list in the ass.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:19:33 EDT (#)
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Ruthless didn't know you were such a prude.
And by the way Oprah is a big fine woman who needs to back that thing up.
Also Ms.Bynes is in need of a anal injection of man meat delivered by me.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mrs.Seaver from Growing Pains
hahaha
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:16:00 EDT (#)
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Aw, Tuesday, you've come to my rescue, how sweet.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:13:08 EDT (#)
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Now now, I believe I won the ebay auction for Ruthless and I don't think I'll be renting her out to anyone who wants to analise her.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of world do we live in when a man who openly proclaims a willingness to do Oprah up the wrong'un gets a positive score?
Don't take it personally snuggles, you gangrenous monkeyspank, I'm just doing my bit for society.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amanda Bynes is hideous.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still no, Snuggles.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So Ruthless you're in then?
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:05:35 EDT (#)
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So Ruthless your in then?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 16:02:03 EDT (#)
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I am?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-20 16:00:01 EDT (#)
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ruthless:is showing up on a lot of lists!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:55:13 EDT (#)
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I'm on a list. Wow. I feel so special.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:36:54 EDT (#)
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Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:34:18 EDT (#)
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Snuggles has all da hoe's wantin some anal love.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:28:10 EDT (#)
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Munkey Snuggles is a equal opportunity sex fiend.
FA when you speak my boner sticks up to new heights.
Lynne I may go to Michigan just to fuck your ass before you go to college and get used up.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:25:55 EDT (#)
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I know, Snuggles, I know. I've got a scorching case of herpes and my father's gun...come get me lover.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Snuggles!
You'd really do me in the ass?
That's so sweet.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yay i'm on here!
booo so is 90% of the female population
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:23:07 EDT (#)
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FA I love when you talk dirty to me.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for anything saying that my fuckability is equal to that of Roseanne's.
Submitted by quazar (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:22:57 EDT (#)
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First girl I fucked looked like Kirsten Dunst. It was a bad experence for both of us.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what makes it feel even better? If you slice across the head of your cock with a stanley knife and peel it apart like a banana first.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:22:22 EDT (#)
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FUCK I knew I forgot someone, rest assured OLAS I would love to fuck your sweet little ass.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for anything with my name in it.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kirsten Dunst looks like she has downs syndrome.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:21:23 EDT (#)
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I'm rather offended I didn't make this list!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:20:17 EDT (#)
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Snuggles you are a man of princible.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-20 15:20:10 EDT (#)
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...Roseanne?