Cordless Technology (short) (735 hits)
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Submitted by Staci Nicole <cmpkllurslf.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-20 17:01:29 EDT
Alright, guys. I live with my parents. Chuckle aloud if it pleases you, I have no excuse for still living at home with Mommy and Daddy; but it doesn't seem to be that bad from my side. More to the point: I like music. I like to listen to music LOUD. My mother saw this as a problem, one which must be resolved. Being the pampred little bitch that I am, Mom came home the next day with a present tucked under her arm.
The perfect solution. Cordless headphones. Then I don't have to carry around a cd player hanging out of my back pocket, and the headphones are badass. I think eminem had them in that movie, which I can't believe I just admitted to watching. Anyway, these headphones had magical powers that made you feel like the Jedi Master of Turntables. I was a DJ. Next step..
Hook them bitches up. After a five minutes of trial and error, the headphones were good to go. I was ready to throw together a mix cd to jam out to with my brand new headphones. Tuning these things in was a bitch, and I was getting frustrated. I had to have something I really wanted to listen to in order to properly adjust the channel frequency. Which brings us to now. I had recently purchased a cordless keyboard and mouse set via-Micro Innovations. Sometimes it acts up, but for the most part, it's very convenient and worth pressing a button with the end of a paperclip to reset the damn thing every so often.
Back to the messages, I recived a link to a college humor site.
This is when the mouse decides to play 'cat and mouse' with the icons on my desktop. It took a few clicks to actually hit the link, but hilarity ensued. After the stonergiggling had commenced, I set upon the task of trying to rest the mouse and keyboard again.
All the while, I'm sitting here with squeeling cordless headphones, malfunctioning cordless mouse and keyboard... and there's a dancing tard laughing at me.
User Reviews
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-23 23:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I was not amused.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No excuse, I didn't choose what my name was.
Just like you didn't choose to have one first name.
But let's not play this game. Bigwig knows you're a sore loser anyway.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:06:28 (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no excuse for still living at home with Mommy and Daddy
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Do you have an excuse for having two first names? Staci Nicole?
I christine this post with a -1.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no excuse for still living at home with Mommy and Daddy
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Do you have an excuse for having two first names? Staci Nicole?
I christine this post with a -1.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-07-20 17:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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