Boners (1074 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.7 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-21 13:26:02 EDT
I got a boner, he's a bad boner so everday I beat him 7,8,900 times until he just lays there. He keeps standing up and I whack him back down. I love my boner. Sometimes he can be a bod boy but he means well. Sometimes he stands up for ugly chicks but I let him go play in their pee pee holes. He loves to play in the warm spots.
Sometimes when I get drunk I start playing with my boner but then I pass out. My Mommy is sick of walking in the living room with porn on and my little man in my hand. But she's a good Mommy and sucks on him until he spits on her face. Is that weird?
Well time to look for some old women porn and play with my little buddy.
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-07-22 04:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 04:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funniest thing today
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shove a battery in your urethra.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your writing voice is so sublime.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe i am stalking you.
You know you like it.
Submitted by bkST88r (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
very eloquent
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:36:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit Snuggles.
I spit soda on my shirt.
When are you gonna finish the story about Martha Stewart?
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Are you stalking me?
I finished Vol 2 today but for some reason Uber wouldn't let me post it, so I did this to see what was up. This posted, that didn't, who fucking knows. I'll post it tomorrow.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit Snuggles.
I spit soda on my shirt.
When are you gonna finish the story about Martha Stewart?
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lokisince89 (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for incest
+1 because you put in "business and financial