Ohlookasquirrel presents: Photo Collage (what I really did for a month) (3103 hits)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (View user info) at 2004-07-21 13:38:45 EDT
I really, really suck at the whole photo collage thing, but I promised, so here are a few glimpses of what my life was like at North Carolina Dance Theatre School (I'm never going back again, so no point in not giving out the name).
As fun as it was to get away, I'm glad I shortened my stay from the entire summer to three weeks, because the majority of the people there were insane. Plus, grits just don't do it for me, and I was starting to say Y'all (not that there's anything wrong with that...).
For ten days on the way down, I visited colleges, and I fell head over heels in love with Yale over all the other choices. So, wish me luck, since I will be applying early to Yale this fall (to enter in 2005).
Enjoy,
Viv.
(if this attachment doesn't work, I'm officially resigning from ubersite)
User Reviews
Submitted by Christ at 2004-07-25 22:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A horse is a horse, of course, of course!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-25 10:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really super duper wanna do Ashleigh, though.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-07-25 10:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna do all of your friends except Jared.
Okay, I wanna do you too.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-24 22:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I really, really suck"
takes on a whole new meaning.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-07-24 21:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-07-24 20:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39356
Submitted by Minus_Two (user info) at 2004-07-24 18:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OHLOOKSPOILED RICH AMERICAN GIRL PICTURES!!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-23 23:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My armpits stink.
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-07-23 23:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
purely for the chance to see multiple girls and one not very attractive boy. Good thing I am straight.
Submitted by HairyBare (user info) at 2004-07-23 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First off, "Go Bears, were gonna make the playoffs!" Secondly, get jared some Pepto Bismol. Thirdly, the upside-down chick, yeah, that deserves a PLUS 2... (i know a dog that can do that).
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-07-23 22:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-23 22:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:59:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Michigan. damn it to hell...
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Actually Bob, Hell has been damned to Michigan. I guess Satan really pissed God off.
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There's a town in Michigan called Hell.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-23 16:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God! Cheryl is in the perfect position for the Pyle-Driver position. Please give me her number, I've never been able to convince a girlfriend to give that one a shot!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-23 15:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT! How could I have missed the 8-year-old cheerleaders last time? Those are like my fucking dream girls!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jared seems to be gesturing to his package.
why is that squirrel?
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jared must have gotten a ton of fuckin pussy.
that is if he likes chicks, who knows.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read the replies. No time NO TIME!
Very nice, Squirrel! That 'handstand' brings back memories! Isn't it funny how choreographers always think they're being so creative and making up something new??? I had to do that for a modern piece last year. My choreographer 'made that up' too.
Good luck n'all that!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-23 05:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My name's Ashleigh too
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Michigan. damn it to hell...
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Actually Bob, Hell has been damned to Michigan. I guess Satan really pissed God off.
As for you, OLAS. First I was hurt that you never called while you were in NC. Now I'm pissed. You kept me from Ashleigh. You suck. Of course, knowing that she's 17 you've either saved me some really embarassing rejection or some really serious jail time. Either way I thank you.
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your hair... it's...
...wow.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashleigh has the ugliest, most pale face I've ever seen.
-2 for that.
but +2 for the split..
because it reminds me of an icecream split.
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Sideburns can not count for shit...
Who the fuck is that behind the dinosaur? That shit's fucking creepy.
And tell Jared to stop calling me.
Submitted by Mozilla (user info) at 2004-07-22 19:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chief_Rugger is da man
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-07-22 19:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I jerked off to this like 800 times damn Jared is fucking sexy.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now, I would do ashleigh.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think people should post pictures of themselves on ubersite. It kinda ruins the whole thing. I like to think everyone on here is extremely good looking, but then I see this and realize the majority of the worlds population is ugly. damn.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-22 14:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Id fuck you in the ass. If you blew me afterwards. And fixed me a grilled cheese sammich.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh, somehow I see this going to most heated, don;t like it? Too bad! the Chief Has Spoke!
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd fuck you
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, good to have you back Squirrel.
But dammit girl, you need to start eating 40 donuts a day; if I have to ship them over from the UK, I might think about it for you :o)
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA, no.
It's where my ballet teachers make me stay over the summer (a different place every time though).
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it. This is some sort of kennel for monkeys where your owners set you when they go on vacation?
Submitted by rallyxe (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly people make baby jesus cry.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookit the cute little Squirrel!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Idiots are taking over!!!!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheerleaders.. so many cheerleaders..
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What is the point anyway?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-22 03:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring it corinne!
lets go.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-21 23:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tell asleigh ive got a special facial for her
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 23:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My what what now?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-21 23:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, Jarrad is a ghey as Christmas.
On the subject, OLAS, if you ever need your stocking filled, call me...
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-21 22:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back again Squirrel.
Yale better whatch out because I am sure you will get there.
Damn those bruises looked horrid. Stop beating yourself up so much!
Submitted by A.Tyrael (user info) at 2004-07-21 20:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-21 20:27:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does Jared look so much like Squattail?
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*gasps* There is a resemblance.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-21 20:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does Jared look so much like Squattail?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 20:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh, ashleigh's already gone, and she's also very attached (to a very sexy bandgeek, if I may say so myself) and very seventeen.
And yes Jared, there is another extremely flamboyant jared. He lives in Florida and sings "I've been working on the railroad", "I'm a little teapot", and other such classics to me every morning.
And glad I could inspire you habby, any time.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-21 20:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just signed up for classes.
How long is Ashleigh going to be there?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAAHAHAHAHAA
YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO START A NEW SERIES
The Adventures of extemely flamboyant Jared
hahaha
it will be a classic
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... there's another extremely flamboyant Jared?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob!!
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Michigan. damn it to hell...
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You wanna throw?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell cheryl i want to do bad......bad things to her......... :)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheryl is fourteen.
HA!
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO! AH CRAP!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bendy girls are the best. They're easy to fit in the trunk of your car when they're tied up.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Michigan. damn it to hell...
NY is where its at.
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Haha... now don't go damning Michigan left and right. It's not THAT bad.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and give Jared my number.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I just saw I_have_a_kristen_fetish 's comment on "junk in the trunk". Yah - I actually have this, which is bizarre, considering my white girl heritage and overall scrawny nature.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheryl is fourteen.
HA!
Seriously.
That does make sense RB, I always erm...marketed? myself as an exotic chick. Ima have to get this hair fixed though, I just looked back at old pics and you're right, it does look like crap compared to before, so I'm running to my mommy's ghey hair dresser asap.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Michigan. damn it to hell...
NY is where its at.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashleigh has the ugliest, most pale face I've ever seen.
-2 for that.
but +2 for the split..
because it reminds me of an icecream split.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell cheryl i want to do bad......bad things to her......... :)
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bob - yeah. I live in dear old Michigan though.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh, rb isn't one to mince words, thanks buddy.
We were bored and I chopped it off. It's also wet in half those pictures.
I personally don't think it "looks like crap", but I am going to get it fixed by someone who cuts hair for a living. I just wanted bangs, and ashleigh sorta...yeah.
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I dont fuck around.
SquirrelMaster, your a tan chick. Tan chicks are suppose to rock long flowing dark hair. Guys thinks its exotic. Even if your from bumfuck alabama (which your not, but you could be) a guy will go bonkers for a skinny dark girl with long dark hair. Guys will go for mediterran exotic looking girls over better look white girls all the time.
And looking at the past quality of men youve been dating (read:white trash) you could use some new pen...err boys in your life.
{Got to cenor yourself when dealing with minors. The FBI is everywhere.)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats on being a looker and being able to stand on your toes.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ThatOneGirl: are you really Hungarian? and where do you live?
haha.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh, rb isn't one to mince words, thanks buddy.
We were bored and I chopped it off. It's also wet in half those pictures.
I personally don't think it "looks like crap", but I am going to get it fixed by someone who cuts hair for a living. I just wanted bangs, and ashleigh sorta...yeah.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pics
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, see, there WERE these two hungarian boys.
Their names were Istvan and something like Krackjar balzac (pronounced boolage). One day when they weren't on a bus in time, Jared started screaming their named in the back of the bus. It was thoroughly disturbing (it went kinda like "HUNGARYYYY, HUNGARYYYY, ISTVAAANNNNN BOOOOOLLLAAGEEEE", for ten minutes or so).
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Probably "Balazs." I'm Hungarian, bring it. :)
Submitted by Random Joseph at 2004-07-21 15:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every one of those girls, including Jared, looks like they need to eat a fucking meal.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, fit me into Ashleigh.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually think your hair looks cute.
+2 for hot bendy girls!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck is wrong with your hair?????????
and why the fuck do parents think they are smart by mispelling names??????
Ashleigh????? A-S-H-L-E-Y
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Cheryl would be fun for a while, unlike this post.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You shouldnt have cut your hair. It looks like crap now compared to before.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't eat grits and I've lived here most of my life. I also will not go anywhere near whatever the hell that hash stuff is that looks like cat food mixed with potatoes.
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Actually corned beef hash is Really good.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
grits goooood
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So? I'm only 22. Would you object if she was 30 and I was 35? Or if she was 20 and I was 25?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shenanigans (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:41:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
If Jared is straight I call Shenanigans on him.
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Best. Line. Evar!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't eat grits and I've lived here most of my life. I also will not go anywhere near whatever the hell that hash stuff is that looks like cat food mixed with potatoes.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shenanigans (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Jared is straight I call Shenanigans on him.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fun stuff
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheryl looks flexible...... I like my women flexible......
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 That one picture makes you look like you have some junk in the trunk. *drools*
+1 Ashleigh has got some nice legs.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome material you got here, ohlookasquirrel.
Really awesome.
Really.
Awesome.
For jacking off too, ya fucking tool.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give Jared Kaelic's number
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tsk tsk kaelic, ashleigh's seventeen.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a purdy mouth.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give Ashleigh my number.
Submitted by BlackAmbulance (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
One stern cocking, coming up.......................
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, see, there WERE these two hungarian boys.
Their names were Istvan and something like Krackjar balzac (pronounced boolage). One day when they weren't on a bus in time, Jared started screaming their named in the back of the bus. It was thoroughly disturbing (it went kinda like "HUNGARYYYY, HUNGARYYYY, ISTVAAANNNNN BOOOOOLLLAAGEEEE", for ten minutes or so).
Thatonegirl, it was actually not nearly so bad. I figure, if I can deal with the worst neighborhoods in Chicago, I can take whatever New Haven can throw at me. And they have a really interesting Neuroscience program, and an excellent history in politics (my first interest is neuroscience, second history and political type stuff).
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was one massive looking phallic symbol.
And I hope you ate some real food as soon as you left.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Listen up girlie.
It doesn't matter how I "feel about you" (which I can say is pretty much nothing), I rate THE POST. This was s-h-i-t, SHIT. Perhaps even on a stick.
Next time you want to send pictures of yourself to your internet friends USE E-MAIL!
Submitted by buxton (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are the naked tickle fights? I know you had them.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:42:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
Jared looks gay
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:42:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
flamboyant...TO THE EXTREEEEEME!!!!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like you had a good time.
On another note, I heard the area around Yale is quite shady. What did you think?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Q, I know how you feel about me, but some people asked for this, so what can I do?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jared looks gay
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
flamboyant...TO THE EXTREEEEEME!!!!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BONER TIME, I am going to beat off to those pics all day. Those are some hot 8 year olds where I can sign up to be an instructor.
p.s. I can't dance.
p.p.s. Good luck and keep looking cute.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY, it WORKED!
Meow.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-21 13:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please kill me