That Dreaded Cross Breed Of Spoiled And Bitch. (3141 hits)
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Submitted by Shark25 (View user info) at 2004-07-21 14:03:29 EDT
I was hesitant in posting this only because my blood boils over every time I think about it. But I need to vent so lets hope I can keep it coherent.
Last Sunday while my wife was at work I wanted to get my son out of the house. But seeing as it was over 100 degrees with the humidity I decided to take him to the mall where he could ride in his stroller and have fun seeing new things and stay cool. Well of course he is having a great time and I notice he is starting to get tired and hungry. There is a Barnes and Noble in the mall so I take him in there where it is quiet and grab myself a book and a coffee and sit down and give him his bottle.
In no time the little guy is down and out. I have a little peacetime to read a book and enjoy some coffee. As I sat there reading a girl who must have been 15 or 16 came to the area I was at and sat down with her friends. They were being quite loud but I didn't care because my son sleeps like the dead.
At one point this guy comes up and the chick exploded with excitement. She went fucking nuts over this dude. He looked like your average high school prep guy. The girl then came up to me with an extreme attitude.
Girl: Will you move somewhere else?
I looked and there were no other tables open.
Me: I won't move but you can have all the other chairs if you want.
She looked like she was going to have an aneurism. But the dude was cool and said all he needed was the chair and then he thanked me.
The bitch kept staring at me the whole time I was reading and then finally it happened. She came up to my table.
Bitch: I told you to move fuck up. I always get my way!
With that she went to push the stroller but I had lock the wheels on it. So when she pushed the stroller with her one hand instead of moving it she tipped it over.
I freaked and my son started to cry. I picked up the stroller and thank God I always buckle him inside so he did not go flying out. I got my son out and checked him to make sure he was okay. Then this bitch had the nerve to start screaming over my sons crying.
Bitch: Goddamn asshole can't you see people are trying to read? Get your whining little bastard out of here!
She knew the locks were on. She meant to push the stroller over. Who the fuck raises kids like this?
I had my son and was just going to leave. Usually I would have beaten the bitch but with my son freaking out I just wanted to get him somewhere away from this loony bitch to calm him down.
As I start to walk out and one of her little spoiled friends attempted to trip me. I got footing back quickly and did not fall but what the hell where these bitches thinking.
I am holding a baby. My nine-month-old son. Why would anyone in they're right mind try to hurt a child? I wished my wife was there to take him and would have started beating little girl ass. I do not condone violence against women but hey these were not women. They were not even people. These spoiled little brats were monsters. Man or women you fuck with my son I will put a serious amount of hurt on you.
As I gathered all of our things I proceeded to get the fuck out of there. Hell the dude who the bitches were sitting with helped me out of the store by carrying some things. Once out of the store he sat down my things on a bench.
Dude: Hey man I'm sorry for that. They are complete bitches and they're parents pretty much support all that shit they do. I am so done with that bitch.
Me: Thanks for helping me out.
I looked back inside and it appeared that management was taking the girls out of the store. I needed to get out to my car and leave before I lost control and started beating some brat ass.
Just as they came out and I was walking away the head bitch started screaming at me. She started to run at me. The guy who helped me out just stuck out his foot and she tripped and landed face first on the mall floor. As she raised her head blood was pouring out of her nose and she was grabbing at her knee screaming in pain.
I then smiled but still I wanted to be the one to do that but sometimes you just have to let others do the fighting. Then all the girls started to help her up and the guy who tripped her looked at her eye to eye.
Dude: Amanda you are a total bitch and I am done with this. Oh and I have been fucking your sister for the last month.
I never heard a scream like that before. She was crying and the blood kept pouring from her nose.
At that point I looked down in the stroller and I saw my son clapping and smiling. Almost to say "Serves you right bitch!"
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-13 09:18:51 EDT (#)
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I have a 9-month old son. The moment that bitch had touched the stroller I would have beaten her so badly that a DNA test would be required to properly identify the body at the coroner.
Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-07-30 20:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really are a great father, if I had a kid and someone fucked around with him I'd beat 'em to a bloody pulp right in front of him. You kept your cool in front of him, and even though he'll never remember it, you gave a good example.
Plus two for you.
Submitted by Skiboricus (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-26 06:00:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-26 05:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too.
Fucking.
Awesome
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-25 21:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man. i'm proud to say that when i go to the book store i try to be quite. i've never had the pleasure of meeting people like that.....still think you should have punched her around a bit....oay. just turn the stroller the other way. oh hell. they were trying to kill your kid!!! fucking sue her.
Submitted by Marauder (user info) at 2004-07-25 21:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bitch: I told you to move fuck up. I always get my way!"
My immediate response: WAY FUCKING WRONG ANSWER!
And before Megabitch got close enough to said carriage she would have been
slammed for thinking it and starring at the ceiling in no time flat.
Hitting women = bad
Slamming a stuck-up self indulgent megabitch for fucking with a child = Hell Ya
Self restraint and common sense need to take a vaction
when interacting with Fucked up Puba bitches like that.
Don't think people like that really exsist?
Then you've never been to the Jersey shore in the summer.
Submitted by DaMage at 2004-07-25 14:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had a chick get shitty with me and my daughter in the mall one time" you and your fucking crying bitch ass baby" was what she said when my younger sister came up and put a unholy beat down on her, i gladly posted bail for my sis and bought her and her friend some alcohol that weekend. but yea i agree when your at the mall by yourself with your kid, your pretty much helpless.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-24 16:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On second thought, I'm calling shenanigans. No offense to you if this is true, I'm just having trouble believing everything you wrote here. Then again, maybe it is true and you're just taking some liberties for entertainment value.
Anyway, I don't give a fuck. Even if this entire thing is made up, you still deserve a +2 for a post that can get everyone (including me) so riled up they're willing to snap a girl's spine in two.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-24 15:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, people like that actually exist!? Kudos for keeping your cool. I don't have kids, but if someone did that to someone I know - hell, if they did it to ANYONE - I'd beat the fucking shit out of them, woman or not.
You should've shaken the guy's hand though.
Submitted by TeleMaster (user info) at 2004-07-24 04:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shark, I woulda beat the bitch's ass. I had a run in with some little cunts like that in a movie theater a few years back, and was able to get them removed from the theater, but I really wanted to just beat some ass. I think it's really pathetic that some parents can raise children to be such demonic little shits. Then these twats are unleashed on the rest of the world and then become our problems. It's a fucked up cycle that can only be broken by a fist to the face.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-07-24 03:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"She had a point though you have to admit. You probably should have moved because people were trying to read."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Look, I can't say that I really believe this full story, but I'm going with what Hairsphincter said. I don't even care, it's great either way.
Submitted by Yenegi (user info) at 2004-07-23 21:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these "Good-guy wins" stories. They weren't women, they were witch-harpies.
Submitted by madaxe42 (user info) at 2004-07-23 21:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ending is Awesome!!! You must be very proud of your son laughing at the bitch. I know what you mean about how some parents are so bad with their children and end up raising fucks like that. Hell if my kids(in the future) ever starting acting like that I'll take a bag of oranges to them and < edited out for violent content>. Still good work for not attacking the girl and setting an example for your son.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-23 18:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would've gone ape and ruined all their shit. +2 for not being like me and getting their rich parents lawyers on you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-07-23 18:01:47 EDT (#)
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I can't believe people like that actually exist. I would love to beat the shit out of that little tramp.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-23 17:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would've palmed her face like a basketball, proceeded to pick her up by said face, and then throw her head into a wall for messing with my kid.
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You deserve + than I can give for that bit of gold. Raising a kid that loves it when these bitches get theirs deserves a +10 alone.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually I am a larger fellow and i thhink people always want to try and take down the big guy.
also omaha does have a lot of rude ass mofo's
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-23 12:13:23 EDT (#)
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Shark, are you a small fellow? It seems to me that a lot of people try to fuck with you, or do you just live in an area with a high asshole concentration?
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-07-23 11:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God, I just read this again and it makes me want to smash my hand through a fucking wall.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-07-23 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's incredibly fucked up.
That girl and the one that tried to trip you deserve immediate death. No trial, no jury, just a bullet to the back of the head.
Just reading this made we wish I was there so I could curb stomp those bitches into oblivion.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-23 08:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone... any fucking twatwaffle cunt bitch dead whore walking THING so much as fucking BREATHED in the direction of my baby girls, I would have wanted to kill her.. to knock her to the floor and kneel on her fucking underdeveloped wonderbra prostitot chest and rip her hair out in huge bleeding handfuls and choke her on them, screaming at her the whole time, wadding chunks of her own scalp and hair into her throat until she stopped fighting and lay there with her eyes bugging out of her head and claw marks oozing blood across her face.
What I would have done, though, was had the little cow up on assault charges faster than you can say 'attempted murder of an infant'.
Good job maintaining your self control and dignity.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job with keeping your cool. I have very little tolerance for someone who would treat me like that and I would have ended up going to jail if I were in your situation-- but not before leaving the place a bloody mess.
Sometimes, you just have to regulate.
This was one of those times.
I expect next time someone disrespects you, slap the fuck out of 'em.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-07-23 02:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me, that sounds exactly like my sister (except for the screwing the sister bit- I'd NEVER sleep with the idiots that she fucks). She's a bit of a bitch. And by "a bit," I mean "a lot."
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-07-23 01:53:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-22 22:40:23 EDT (#)
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Wow, I've never heard of that level of a bitch...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-22 22:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care how much of this is factual. I fucking loved it.
I hate teenage smart asses. Oh, my LORD do I haaaaate teenage smart asses.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-22 22:09:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GO GO GO at 2004-07-22 17:58:14 EDT (#)
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GO ON Gay,Just admit it, U r gay <<<<<<<< GO ON tHAT POST <<<<<<<<
Submitted by jewstinian (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a child of my own yet, so I can only imagine what I would have done in the same situation. Most likely though, she would have walked out of that mall sore and bowl-legged, after I kicked my size-twelve shoe into her nether region.
Submitted by brodiesattva (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:28:54 EDT (#)
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Ok, shark, between yesterday and today I have read every one of your submissions and loved them all. I have never had half of the crazy shit that happened to you happen to me (thankfully) I really enjoy the stories about Dru and all of your crazy buddies.
As to this story, man, I give you so much credit for not knocking the shit out of that girl.
Submitted by luke1512 (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:25:33 EDT (#)
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These people exist? noone can be that black hearted, surely?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-22 14:11:12 EDT (#)
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I love to imagine all the ways to kill people like this...it excites me!
When she tried to move the stroller, I would have calmly grabbed her by the throat with one hand, smiled the smile of a man in league with the Dark Lord himself and has no fear of repercussion, and said, "Hands off...I'll kill you without even thinking twice."
Can't believe I didn't see this till now...good post.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're more restrained than I could have been. If you see that guy again when he's a bit older, buy him a beer.
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
girls like that make me want to slap them in the face...
then fuck em in the pooper
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for holding your temper
+more for the kid laughing
+more still for that guy who helped you
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have so much more self-control than I do! I once got up in the face of some asshole on a Metro bus in Seattle because he was rude to my then 9-year-old daughter! Good for you. I would have landed myself in jail over what I would have done to that bitch.
I have also questioned what kind of parents it takes to raise kids like that. I have also met them. I used to think that they were just self-indulgent assholes who are in total denial about their own behavior and likewise of that of their kids. Lately, I think it is more like the young guy you wrote of said--they just back their kids in whatever they do--no matter how horrid. I recently had to get into the face of a young woman--whose parents I know well and who are not self-indulgent assholes and I have come to that conclusion because of that experience.
I guess all we can do is make sure that our kids don't turn out that way by correcting them when we see unacceptable behavior.
Good luck to you!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have smashed her in the face whilst screaming "EQUAL RIGHTS BITCH!"
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:38:31 EDT (#)
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THATS IT! I'm now officially offering my services as a Knee Capper. For a few extra bucks I'll get my entire rugby team assembled for a blanket party, for offenders in the cleveland-toledo belt.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:18:42 EDT (#)
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I got riled up just reading that!!!!!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:07:35 EDT (#)
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only a +1 because the dad in me was pissed at you that you didnt even give her the boots when she was down.
fuck self control.
Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She had a point though you have to admit. You probably should have moved because people were trying to read.
..
Nah, just kidding. What an uber-mega-bitch tool! We should get her address and dispatch an angry mob ASAP. I can't believe anybody would have the nerve to endanger a child like that.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:35:35 EDT (#)
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You deserve major props for keeping your cool. I don't have children but had anyone man-handled my child like that I would not be able to restrian myself. I honestly can't believe people like that even exist in the world.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When she touched the pram she crossed the line and should have been suckerpunched.
Hindsights great isnt it?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, man, these bitches are everywhere these days...
All of the girls in the juvenile hall where I live were just like that. The whole place was like some kind of minimum security day-care center that you have to sleep at.
I remember one time, during lunch period, we were called out of our chairs by the guards to come up to the window, get our food and a milk, and sit down at a table. They kept the boys separate from the girls during lunch to prevent under-table handjobbing.
When I went up to get my food and milk, I grabbed the last Vitamin D milk, because the nonfat milk tasted like watered-down shit. Then, this one bitch way behind me in line went nuts, because she wanted the last Vitamin D milk because the carton was colored red (wannabe gang thing). After her bitching, a guard pulled me aside and took my milk and passed it down to her, and gave me the shit water. What a fuckin' bitch. The chick down the line, too.
It didn't bother me that much. It was just a fuckin' milk.
These chicks may think they're princesses now, but like the ones in my county, they'll probably all get fucked up on drugs and get knocked-up by the age of 17.
You get the +2 for being a good father.
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking bitches these days
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-07-22 04:58:11 EDT (#)
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Damn good work. "My enemies' enemy is my friend"; you are my friend.
Submitted by me <me.at.me.com> at 2004-07-22 04:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man... reading that last part felt good
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:26:53 EDT (#)
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Now that's 'MOE' like it.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good move in getting your son out of there; you've got more composure than me.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:26:01 EDT (#)
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It's just a hunch, but I'm gonna call shenanigans on this one. THe whole "fucking your sister" thing put it over the top.
Entertaining anyway.
-Wo|2M
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-21 22:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If that had happened to me today, the way my day went, the headline tomorrow would read:
"16 Year Old slaughters 1200 people with his bare hands because one bitch fucked with his son."
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-07-21 22:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I hate snobby highschool bitches.
Submitted by CodeBlue <thsdebater04.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-21 22:26:48 EDT (#)
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This is why I'm so glad I am done with high school... bitches like this are everywhere at my school.
The key to fending them off is getting a concealed weapons permit and a nervous twitch, you won't even have to use the gun!!! If they see a nervous twitch and a holster they leave, plus defense of YOUR child is a legal reason to slap the bitch, but for the love of god don't pull the gun...
Submitted by Rob at 2004-07-21 22:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have slapped those fuckin bitches, you don't put a goddamn baby at risk, what fuckin whores.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have had no problem spitting in her face then callig her a dirty whore, then pooping on her.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Tex (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tip of the hat to you, Mr. Shark25. I have nowhere near the amount of control that you do. Congrats on the kid.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:37:04 (#)
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Holyfuckingmotherofgodshiteatingbastardcuntlickingbitch!
My ears are bright red and I will probably kill the next teenage girl I see. I am FUMING! That whore needs to be in fucking prison!
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That sums up my feelings nicely.
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-07-21 19:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see her eye lids ripped off.
Just for fun
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-07-21 19:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HATE!
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-07-21 19:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
death to the bitch.
good thing that you didn't kill her.
that probably wouldn't be one of the best choices.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-07-21 19:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got what she deserved.
It's her upbringing.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-07-21 18:37:18 EDT (#)
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Violence against women disgusts me but I would have been hard pressed to not knock her out for that, glad you didn't though, as you said, jail isn't good for parenting. +2 for the guy though as well.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-21 18:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+5
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have whipped out my cell phone and called the cops and sat there with my stroller and waited to swear my statement. Mommy and Daddy would not be pleased at the charges for a good defense attorney. Stupid little whore, I hope her ACL and MCL were torn.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:39:50 EDT (#)
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"oh and i've been fucking your sister for the past two months."
nice
+2
kudos to you for being a man
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is now bookmarked to remind me that people can be fuckheads at ANY age. Holy shit. I'm so lit up I want to break this keyboard in half with my hands. I hope your son is alright. SOMEONE find this bitch and rearrange her face. +5,000,000 for the guy who tripped the stupid cunt.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:29:36 EDT (#)
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See if the store has a security camera that might have captured the event.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What. The. Fuck.
I think you did the right thing - getting your child out of there, I mean.
Next steps: the bitch needs to be hunted down and forcibly sterilised. Then, arrange to have her face trampled by crampon-wearing mountaineers.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:08:27 EDT (#)
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I can't possibly imagine how that could make you feel because I'm not a parent, but if I was, I would hold the kid in one arm and give that whore a vicious backhand, the sound of which would be heard and admired by every pimp in the world.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have punched her after the 'I always get my way' remark. Either that or I would have kicked her in them muff.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-07-21 17:05:47 EDT (#)
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Once I read that the "dude" was cool, I kept thinking, it could only get better if he went home and fucked her sister or something. I laughed my monitor to screensaver mode after it came true.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think you should beat yourself up about not doing anything. Your first priority was to get you son out of there safely. Even if you do nothing, karma is a bitch and she will get hers eventually. It would be more fun to see it happen, but people like that are their own worst enemy.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You held your cool much better than I would have.
I would not have touched her, but my voice carries extremely well (I can be heard for 2-3 miles when I really wanna get loud) and the moment she touched the stroller it would have game on.
Of course if Queen Bee had been there.. that little girl wouldn't have made it out alive.
-Turtle
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:53:18 EDT (#)
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I have been thinking of going back tot he store to see if she is a regular. Antoher reason I get pissed when I think of this is I should done something but the only thought in my head was to get my son home.
I should have gotten her parents name or something.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There has to be a way to figure this out. I'd say you could go to the schools and watch the kids come out to see if you can see her, but then we'd be taking up a collection to get you out of jail for stalking jail bait. You don't suppose she's a regular at that bookstore? Maybe someone there knows her. I'm sure if they do, they don't like her and would help you out. How about store security. You could tell them that you want to talk to her parents, actually you could also talk to her parents but I doubt it would do any good.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:33:45 (#)
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Ok, here is what we do. We find out what high school she goes to. We buy some space in the yearbook and judging from the expressed ire, I'm petty sure that we'll have enough people to chip in for a whole page ad. Then we get a picture of her to go with it and put this post in complete with all of the replies.
who's in?
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That would be great Loki if we knew her name or even what school she went to.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:37:21 EDT (#)
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Loki- I'm in, seriously. I work in a High school I see this shit everyday!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:36:53 EDT (#)
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i'm down like a clown, charlie brown
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:33:45 EDT (#)
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Ok, here is what we do. We find out what high school she goes to. We buy some space in the yearbook and judging from the expressed ire, I'm petty sure that we'll have enough people to chip in for a whole page ad. Then we get a picture of her to go with it and put this post in complete with all of the replies.
who's in?
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bad temper. I know i have one because reading this took me five computers. I'm still very very angry... VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY ANGRY!!!! I WANT GREEEEEEEEEN!
Submitted by DaBaddestHic (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sad...and she won't even learn a lesson from the incident.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FATALITY!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the title. now i'm going to read it and see if it can make me laugh this hard again.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work on keeping your cool. I probably would have grabbed my boy's bottle and shoved it down her throat.
LGF
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No way... Do people like that seriously exist?
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-07-21 16:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan tastic.
Submitted by BuzzArcher (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's another because this is too damn good
Submitted by BuzzArcher (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing true story Shark.
This deserves more than a +2
Submitted by ragemuzik (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have more restraint than I.
I would have BEATEN HER UNCONSCIOUS.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to keep your cool shark, mad props to the dude.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy SHIT
I seriously shudder to think what my sister would do to someone who knocked over a stroller with a baby inside - any baby, not necessarily hers even. Actually, it probably could be an empty stroller and my sister would still kill.
Great, now I'm angry too. Goddamn what kind of selfish little bitch..
OOOHHHH I have to go for a walk and calm down now.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My blood was boiling as I read this post. I tried to think about what I would do had I been in your shoes, and the truth is...what can you do?
You got an infant with you and you're being picked on my a 16 year old girl. Aside from kicking the ever-loving shit out of her and going to jail...you're screwed!!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holyfuckingmotherofgodshiteatingbastardcuntlickingbitch!
My ears are bright red and I will probably kill the next teenage girl I see. I am FUMING! That whore needs to be in fucking prison!
Submitted by buxton (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been said, but I admire your self-control. I would not have reacted the same way that you did. I think I'd have kicked her in the tat, after punching her in the twat. Bitch.
This post pissed me off and it didn't even happen to me...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badass.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been said, but I admire your self-control. I would not have reacted the same way that you did. I think I'd have kicked her in the tat, after punching her in the twat. Bitch.
This post pissed me off and it didn't even happen to me...
Submitted by ambrosiablue (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 cause it's a great story about today's spoiled brats
-1 Calling shenanigans cause you didn't kick the shit out of her.
Submitted by Jamie (user info) at 2004-07-21 15:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were in the store as a patron I would have beaten the bitch's ass and removed the diaper of your son to fucking squish it in her face. I fucking hate bitches like that.
Kudos to the dude who tripped the wench on her spoiled ass. Bitch deserved it.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shenanigans (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:51:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I call myself on this one because any man would have killed the bitch.
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Awww you created a User ID just because of may post. Thanks. Yes and killing the bitch makes so much sense seeing how I would be arrested and my kid be taken away from me in the mall.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm horrified. That cunt would have been choked out if she did that shit to me while I was carrying my daughter.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH. MY. GOD. I cann't even believe that! I am in SHOCK. You shoulda called security and pressed charges...
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I had to come back to this it made me so mad. Really you should have let security handle it and pressed charges when the police came. People like this can't be let off scottfree because they'll keep on behaving the same way. She needed to be charged with something, face the courts and been given a record. Some time in juvie might have put the fear in her too. A bloody nose and a skinned knee won't stop her from doing the same thing to other people in the future.
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Was not really thinking like that. I just wanted to get my son home. If I was thinking I would have done it but everything happen so fast that I just did not have anytime to actually think like that. I think commonsense left my brain.
Submitted by Shenanigans (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I call myself on this one because any man would have killed the bitch.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH. MY. GOD. I cann't even believe that! I am in SHOCK. You shoulda called security and pressed charges...
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I had to come back to this it made me so mad. Really you should have let security handle it and pressed charges when the police came. People like this can't be let off scottfree because they'll keep on behaving the same way. She needed to be charged with something, face the courts and been given a record. Some time in juvie might have put the fear in her too. A bloody nose and a skinned knee won't stop her from doing the same thing to other people in the future.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well keeping my cool was hard but I just looked at my son and then imagined me being led away in cuffs for kicking some chicks ass and my son being taken away from me by some cop. That helped calm me down.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, amazing show of restraint on your part there...
Submitted by redearthws (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bow to the master. I've only hit one person out of anger in my life, but THAT...Grrr...I would be stomping some serious ass, and fuck the consequences.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have snapped.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have whipped that bitches ass Shark. Your self control is
overwhelming.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your self control is amazing
Submitted by Kicker of all ass at 2004-07-21 14:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This kicks even my ass!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cried so hard I laughed.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess the way you handled it, it worked out for the best. But god damn, if that had been me and my son, I might have backhanded her so hard she would be talking out of the back of her head.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH. MY. GOD. I cann't even believe that! I am in SHOCK. You shoulda called security and pressed charges...
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have gone ballistic and teenage bitches would have died. I don't know how you were able to keep your cool.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard I cried.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shark you continue to rule all over the place.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhh, I am glad that guy gave her a small taste of what she deserves. I hope her hairy parts get infested with biting fire ants.
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People like that piss me off. At least she got hers.
Submitted by bkST88r (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if only your son had given her the finger...
enjoyed the story
-bk
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sue the bitch for child endangerment.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And how.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate bitches like that. I wouldn't have been able to keep my cool as well as you did.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:10:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
The girl then came up to me with an extreme attitude
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Shark your showing your age. Nowadays its called X-TREME!!!
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and you must be drinking Mountain Dew otherwise it doesn't work
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, that makes ME angry.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:06:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a future candidate for a J-Date post.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The girl then came up to me with an extreme attitude
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Shark your showing your age. Nowadays its called X-TREME!!!
Submitted by taqueso (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-21 14:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a future candidate for a J-Date post.