Still looking for artwork.(nsfw) (932 hits)
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Submitted by <slapshotz69.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-22 00:07:16 EDT
Heres a few of some doodles in my most recent pad...keep in mind they're very basic...
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-18 00:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
very basic, just like you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:20:11 (#)
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If you think you can reach high enough to slap this 6'5" 255lb ice hockey playing right winger.......(giving you the "Come oooovah here" motion with my hand...palm up).......Come on down........so I can beat you like a prison dick!!!! BEEEEYOOOTCH!!
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MACHO MACHO MAN... HE THINK'S THAT HE'S A MACHO MAN...!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:37:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:53:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm really kind of wondering what kind of person draws those in their spare time...
Scary
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My art prof's never really understood it either............I just have a knack for drawing women.......I wish I would have kept my Mona Lisa.......that one kicked ass.....and as for the cheez-nip.....I still don't know......got me a great smile from a beautiful art prof though.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:34:19 EDT (#)
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Nooooooooooooooooooo fucking way.........I know ALL about those little fuckers from 20+ years on the ice.........They don't give a shit HOW bad you beat em........they just keep coming back like a stomach growl while listening to a Karen Carpenter song.............consider this an apology...<putting my gloves back on, picking up my stick and skaying backwards.....all while keeping an eye on you>
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's with the cheez-nip?
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm really kind of wondering what kind of person draws those in their spare time...
Scary
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I apologize for my bitterness earlier, if you read my latest post you'll see why I'm in such a bad mood.
However, you may be 6'4" and 255 lbs, but I don't give a shit. I'm 6'1", 160 lbs, and I have no doubt that I could give you one hell of a run for your money tonight.
Bring it on, fucker.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:30:08 EDT (#)
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sounds like sage-like advice dakingisdead, I'll try it tonight.......
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO fuck her then write.
Works for me everytime.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and yes.....that truly is my wife.......and yes...its god damn good to be me.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you think you can reach high enough to slap this 6'5" 255lb ice hockey playing right winger.......(giving you the "Come oooovah here" motion with my hand...palm up).......Come on down........so I can beat you like a prison dick!!!! BEEEEYOOOTCH!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaah yes, that picture. Truly glorious. Thanks for reminding me of that. Is that really your wife? If so, I'll trade you naked revenge pictures of my ex girlfriend for pics of your wife.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For some reason, I want to slap the piss out of you then pour the piss I just slapped out of you back down your throat and slap it out of you again.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:13:46 EDT (#)
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and before all you penis wrinkles say "I need to get laid"...........this is my satin sheet's companion:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37429
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, you need to get laid
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-22 00:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to get some nooky boy!