Ashlee's first Photoshop (3074 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.07 on 70 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ashlee (View user info) at 2004-07-22 01:14:11 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39032
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15705
It had to be done.
I just got photoshop today, so spare me your "OMFG LIEK U SUXX0RZ!" I know it's not perfect.
I only hope that someone who's been around long enough to get the joke sees this.
User Reviews
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-21 07:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ashlee, you look like your head has been pumped up with a bicycle pump! hahaha
You ugly cunt.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tell me that IS that big black cock
right?
Submitted by Degreeless3 (user info) at 2004-09-12 22:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SEE IT NOW! I think...
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-11 14:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first person to ever purchase Photoshop!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-11 14:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get what this picture is showing me... bart's name on a train?
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, do you live in the SF area? I do...and BART deserves a big peener on their fucking trains with the rate they are charging!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 12
# Reviews written: 1369
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Average rating of all messages: -0.58
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Heh.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no. My poor feelings.
Tartie. I don't love you. I never will. Get over it. Please? This isn't healthy, this obsession you have with me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-11 12:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks just like the rest of her submissions.
But really, would you expect anything more?
I wouldn't. I expect less.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-11 12:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha i remember when people were doing these
picture of a big black cock on the wall, etc.
respect
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-11 12:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I highly doubt she cares, but feel free to waste most of your day on this quest.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh but it does though.
Doesnt it Ashlee? You fucking cunt. Go and cut your throat with one of your doggie biscuits.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:02:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Id love to make this post into a 'Diss Ashlee' Post.
Please, if you hate Ashlee as much as I do (which I doubt) please say the most unpleasent and hurtful thing you can think of.
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Let's all do that. I'm not exactly her biggest fan, but the most unpleasant thibg you can say about her will bother her about as much as comments here bother me. In other words; try your best, she won't care.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ashlee, please will you take a photo of your cancer for me?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 11:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Id love to make this post into a 'Diss Ashlee' Post.
Please, if you hate Ashlee as much as I do (which I doubt) please say the most unpleasent and hurtful thing you can think of. I'll begin:
Ashlee, I hope one night when your ass fisting your self you rupture a large blood vessel in your ass which swells up like a giant haemorrhoid and portrudes out of your anus. YOu decide to leave it because your a slag and it feels quite nice having your ass cavity filled. Then one night you go out on the game as usual and you get attacked by a wild dog who bites into your ass protrusion and you bleed violently. As you lie there, almost dead, a kind soul comes to rescue you. He picks you up and decides you are not going to make it so he fucks you while your still warm, cums in your mouth and then sets your (not quite dead) body on fire.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not as predictable as you slut. When are you gonna cut yourself just that little bit too much you depressed fuck shit piss cunt fanny twat burger?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-11 09:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha ashlee
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 09:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are SO predictable tartie.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-11 04:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha Fuck you Ashlee you AIDS infested bitch! I hope you die of athletes foot!
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaaaa!
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 big black rodney!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:00:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, she did that within maybe thirty seconds of me giving her a -2 on a post that hadn't been rated for three days before hand. She also -2ed almost every other person who gave her a -2 on her post. You're always bitching about people doing that to you, what, you're the only one it happens to now?
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Actually, you're right about honeycake. But, I still say that your a bit crabby with anyone whose tongue hasn't been far enough up your ass to able to make an educated guess as to the contents of your most recent meal was.
Oh, and toe spell "Wednesday," try remembering it by its 3 parts "Wed-Nes-Day." It help me in 4th grade.
One last thing here's a +2, so I'm guessing chicken. Because everything tastes like chicken.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The big black rodney needs to make a resurgence on Uber. I miss it.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not too shabby...
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nur Raum für einen Idioten auf diesem Aufstellungsort und thats ich Wartezeit im zu viel moron für Sie, die ich hinunter Sie unterstütze, kann mich gewinnen denken, oder möglicherweise trinke ich zu einem anderen langen Jahr der guten Getreide, möglicherweise meine Maschinenbordbuchkabine herauf bald wohlen Abschied besprühen Mann trocknet
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-26 02:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
man junk
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 16:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you ever a nun?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41369
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-08-06 23:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You always say some retarded shit about people stalking you so I would - 2, but I just love black cock so much.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-06 23:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn that sucked
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always had a problem spelling that word. Thanks for bringing back all that pain, fucker.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You talk to people like they're morons, yet you spell wednesday "wensday" tut.
Submitted by mujer_alterada (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read some pop art books could help you...
Peace
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sadly I get this joke. I'm still not giving it a positive rating though.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-31 14:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you Google for leading me here.
A train with a penis, how imaginative
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, she did that within maybe thirty seconds of me giving her a -2 on a post that hadn't been rated for three days before hand. She also -2ed almost every other person who gave her a -2 on her post. You're always bitching about people doing that to you, what, you're the only one it happens to now?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-26 16:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think anyone who doesn't put their tongue far enough up your ass as to be able tell you what you ate last is stalking you. -2.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-26 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why am I not surprised?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 14:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There you go!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-07-22 21:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:20:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
You wouldn't.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:19:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
Ahahahahahaaaa.
I don't get it either - is the rodney in the train? If so, hilarious. If not, is teh SuXXor!@!118!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-22 21:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I farted and you're gonna like it fatso!
Submitted by Ashlee <At work> at 2004-07-22 21:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, The big black rodney was kind of an uber staple back in the day. Like the emu. It showed up everywhere. This post was just a throwback to the good ol' days.
And chick below me: You wouldn't, get it, you fucking noob. Next time you might read the post, where it clearly said you needed to have been around for awhile to get it.
Mozilla: Stalking me or something?
Submitted by waterRTBH (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I just don't get it...
*turns her monitor upside down*
I still don't get it...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, but meh
Submitted by Mozilla (user info) at 2004-07-22 19:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post pre day
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-22 13:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well yeah, I noticed that Ashlee. But all I see as silouhette of a man, a shadow with an upper torso with some kind of dick attached to his abs.
Maybe it's just my perception. That's why I was asking what it was.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch, I did it that way on purpose. I was trying to make it look like it was behind the window.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for effort
are you using layers? rodney looks transparent.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, you keep this...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:51:41 (#)
Ranking: -1
We've been trying to kill SPT since it started.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's in the window on the back of the train, Caul.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ALL ABOARD THE BBR EXPRESS!!
CHOO CHOO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I stared at the picture for like a whole minute and still can't figure out what it is.
I don't see any cock ?!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike, you clearly can't read. Let's see if we can find some context clues somewhere in this post that might tell you what to expect...
"Ashlee's first Photoshop"
"I just got photoshop today"
"I know it's not perfect"
"someone who's been around long enough to get the joke"
Wow, those were tough to find.
Fetish, I KNOW that you weren't around back when the big black rodney was all over uber. Also, I posted this on thursday, nut it was like 1 a.m so I was still counting it as wensday.
Seb- I gave it a shot. Like I said, it was my first time using photoshop, so obviously it wasn't going to be perfect.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great. A poorly superimposed cock. Huzzah.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Momanlad's big black rodney....
The idea was good. The execution?...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Finding a suitable insult for this was almost as hard as figuring out where any humour would possibly fit in.
Shithawk.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get it.
Didn't see what's was so funny.
You forgot to label this as an SPT post.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
photoshop+Man junk= -1
Submitted by Awko <awko.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-22 03:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go go Gadget genitals!
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhaha nice
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matthew Owens' rodney!
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BIG BLACK RODNEY ALERT!
SOMEBODY CALL MOMANLAD!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-22 01:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big black cocks for everyone!!!!
I'm so generous.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mang!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, Ashlee, how we love thee, even though you had to bring back that wretched picture
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for big black cock hiding in every picture.
Uber old school.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah... i haven't been around long enough either, but i'm going to even out KoolMang's ignorance of rating when the post says you'd have to be around awhile to get the joke.
and i think you're hot.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You wouldn't.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-22 01:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.