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Things in TV shows that really annoy me (702 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 1.1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Trout (View user info) at 2004-07-22 02:13:19 EDT


There are some things on televison that really fuck me off.
I don't know why they get to me but they do.

So in no particular order I will vent my spleen with six of the things on tv that make me put my foot through the set:


1. People never say a time when they'll meet.

"So I'll meet you at the mall later"
"Yeah, see you later"

What fucking time asshole?
Holy fuck, do tv people just know that when someone says later it means 8pm? Or whatever?
Fuckers


2. Sports are generally ignored. There could be a big tournament going on, world series, world cup, whatever. Nobody in TV shows ever mention it. Unless it's the superbowl, every fucker watches the superbowl, they never watch the semis or the quarters, just the fucking final no matter what their team may be - cunts.


3. Every high school kid looks 25 (that's probably because they are 25 but still).


4. Alcohol is almost always frowned upon. There's this australian show called "Home and Away" in which one of the kids when he was 17 and his parents were away got drunk 2 nights in a row. Thus began his intervention. Holy fuck, the boys 17, parents away, what the fuck do you expect him to do? Fucking puritans.


5. Jay Leno


6. Everyone's clothes look better than mine - even hobo's.
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And yes I know that lots of shows have exceptions to what I've said but it is SPT after all.



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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hate how people on tv have telephone conversations and just hang up after a sentence. No "goodbye," or "talk to you later." They just finish what they have to say and hang up.

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

5. Jay Leno
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haha +1 for that.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hate it when a couple have finished fucking and they just lie in each others arms....where is the....Oh shit I'll get a towel, or get off me I have to pee.



Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What really pisses me off is when the Dave Matthews Band music comes on at really emotional moments.

Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not to mentions that kids retain their verginity 'till the series have ended...

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-22 04:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-07-22 03:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I like Leno. -1 for that.

But +3 for everything else.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-22 02:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because you guessed correctly about He Got Game. (I promised bonus points.)



Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-07-22 02:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-07-22 02:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh.


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