Life of Snuggles Vol.2 (739 hits)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-07-22 05:16:57 EDT
Vol.1 if you fucking care. http://www.ubersite.com/m/38509
The next morning Snuggles awoke and was instantly reminded of the previous night's tragedy. The images caused him to run to the bathroom and vomit, well either that or all the tequila the night before. Right there Snuggles reaffirmed his pledge to his dead family; no one responsible would remain on this earth.
So Snuggles called his office and told of the previous nights events, the person at work informs him that some women keeps calling and asking for him, her name...........you guessed it Martha Stewart. She has left a number where she can be reached; Snuggles takes the number down and hangs up. Then he dials up the whore behind the massacre that he is staring at.
M: "Hello Snuggles"
S: "Listen you fu"
M: "No you listen, you fucking piece of fluff, I gave you a simple order and you disobeyed me. Therefore you paid the consequences."
S: "Bitch you have no idea the pain I am going to bring to you, I won't rest---"
M: "Blah blah blah you want me dead I get it fucko, I also have your brother now you will do as I say or else Snuggles_The_Drunk get's it."
S: "Snuggles don't negotiate with terrorists bitch, prepare for war."
Then Snuggles hung up the phone and plotted his next move. You see Snuggles had never been much of a tough guy he was a quiet man. He wondered how he could ever get the revenge he wanted so badly. He only had one family member left, his father's brother Snuggles_The_Inmate. So he went to visit him and get his advice on how to handle the situation.
As Snuggles arrived at the jail he got shivers up and down his spine, a feel of familiarity rushed through his body even though he had never visited this place before. The guards searched him and led him into a room where his uncle was waiting.
I: "Hello there little Snug, what brings you here after all these years?"
S: "Someone has murdered my family and taken Drunk hostage."
I: "Well there is only one option than."
S: "What should I do Uncle I am a humble, peaceful man."
I: "Do you remember your Father?"
S: "Not really I was so young when he left us."
I: "Snuggles he didn't leave you, he was forced away. Your Father isn't who you thought he was, he was an assassin. He was one of the most feared people in the world. He only left because his family was in danger with him around."
S: "Where is he now?"
I: "That I cannot tell you, he swore me to secrecy."
S: "But I need him now, my family must be avenged."
I: "Then do it pussy, I'm out. Good luck."
S: "Thanks Uncle."
So Snuggles returned to his home and began looking through old photo albums of his father and himself. His father was always muscular but an assassin, it was hard to believe. As he was putting away the scrapbooks he came across something he had never seen before. It was pictures of his Father and him at their old cabin. It showed the two of them in some weird kind of dress, holding something. Then he remembered his Father would take him there and teach him methods of destruction. He did have it in him; he just needed to remember what his Father had taught him in order to get his revenge.
Then a sudden knock at the door..................
TBC
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Submitted by negative_twoer_of_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 10:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, this rules. I can't believe I missed it.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
destroy the bitch.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:46:39 EDT (#)
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It's me at the door...
Your rent's due mother fucker!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:15:39 EDT (#)
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I hope Martha pulls out your testicles and puts them in your eye sockets after her cronies gouge them out.
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:11:53 EDT (#)
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S: "But I need him now, my family must be avenged."
I: "Then do it pussy, I'm out. Good luck."
mmmm...pussy
great continuation - good character development
Part 3 I await
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ty snuggles
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:48:40 EDT (#)
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Martha will die mark my words.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snuggles pwnes
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:09:48 EDT (#)
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!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:55:25 EDT (#)
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Brandon, you are definitely a schitzo.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:44:08 EDT (#)
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Snug
You need to smoke a joint and think out your attack plan.
Come to Jersey.
We'll get some of them hard, pipe-hittin' niggas' to go medievil on Martha's ass with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers...
If that doesn't work, we'll spoon.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ditto.
Espo
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:29:10 EDT (#)
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What Method said.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:24:21 EDT (#)
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