In da Club, finally interpreted! (679 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -0.42 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Akegata <akegata.at.bluebottle.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-22 06:25:50 EDT
I have decided to interpret the song "In da Club". Yes, it may sound retarded and a disgrace to everything that is hip-hop and music in general, BUT the message 50 Cent tries to give us with this lyrical waste-heap is important and should be remembered.
"Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday"
There are two possible interpretations to these lyrics:
1) There's a vertically challenge person's who's a great dancer or whatever who has his/her birthday.
2) The vertically challenged person is not to 50 Cent's liking, so he's asked to go away. (The word away, has - unfortunately for 50 Cent, more than one syllable, thus it is left out.)
"We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday"
Aha! The vertically challenged person has been trying to hustle ol' 50. 50 is a greater man, though. He decides to party like it's the verticaly challenged's birthday anyway!
"'Cause you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!"
See? The vertically challenged person was lying. Mr. Cent is much better than him, he doesn't care. He'll party anyway.
"You can find me in the club, bottle full of Bud"
50 likes drinking beer with urine taste.
"Mama, I got that X, if you into takin' drugs"
He gives single letters to his mother, thinking they are drugs.
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed
50 prefers words with few syllables and few words.
"When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing change ho's down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood, in L.A. they saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go"
Here, mr. Cent is trying to tell us that he failed his English classes, he's telling me that it is futile trying to interpret more of this song...
User Reviews
Submitted by akegata <akegata.at.bluebottle.com> at 2004-07-22 13:05:17 EDT (#)
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"You know, this isn't a bad idea. It is stupid, but it isn't a bad idea. Some rap lyrics are really condensed and need to be explained, but definitely not this song. This song is transparent and top40 radio manufactured as a song can get. "
That was, like the whole idea behind this crazy post that I spent five minutes on compiling...
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:08:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
I think it's bottle full of bub. like bubbly. KRYSTAL.
Geez, get with the shizzle. fooooo rizzle. muh nizzle.
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Damn, you beat me to it.
Good idea, but you just ruined it.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cause in a 69 Humpty's nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed,
Big like a pickle and I'm still gettin' paid,
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
Big is how I'm livin' and my nose is large,
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits.
Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Good idea, awful execution.
You started out alright, what happened?
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucker.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, this isn't a bad idea. It is stupid, but it isn't a bad idea. Some rap lyrics are really condensed and need to be explained, but definitely not this song. This song is transparent and top40 radio manufactured as a song can get.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:50:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:45:09 (#)
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this could have been great
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if it wasnt written by an idiot.
here is a proper interpretation of 50 cent: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35799
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this could have been great
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-07-22 08:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was funny when it was done with that notorious big song. this however sucks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 07:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think it's bottle full of bub. like bubbly. KRYSTAL.
Geez, get with the shizzle. fooooo rizzle. muh nizzle.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-22 06:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job.
You should do more rap lyrics analyzing.