X Japan, Nissan Skylines, and Sushi: Reasons why France should be a part of Japan (678 hits)
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Submitted by Pope Stager <npederacer.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-22 09:10:41 EDT
Japan. It's great! And a hell of alot better than shitty France. So I compiled reasons why France should be Japan Jr.
1. Nissan Skylines
Considered Nissans greatest car, twin turbo inline 6, 300 HP, AWD, nuff said.
2. Sushi
Sushi is so damn good. Especially Calfiornia roll, even though it's not actually Japanese. Ever have French food? It sucks ass. They eat snails for Christ's sake!
3. X Japan
X Japan is an awesome Japanese metal band. Unfourtanetly, they broke up in 1997. My mom listens to French music all the time in the car and at home and it is bad like sex is on a dead hooker. Plus you can't understand a damn thing their saying.
These are just a few reasons why France should be a part of Japan. I bet you're wondering why I didn't suggest that America be a part of Japan. I didn't say America should be a part of Japan because France is in dire need of something that will make it worth visiting.
Happy Shit Post Thursday.
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Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-02 13:37:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-22 13:02:28 EDT (#)
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french wine. GERMAN cars.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-07-22 10:14:31 EDT (#)
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Japanese eat sea cucumbers you moron.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-07-22 09:20:38 EDT (#)
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I quite like France. One of my favourite bands are French.
The snails thing is fucking gross though. and they eat Guniea(sp?)pigs. bastards.