I was sexually assaulted by a 47 year old, part 2 (2335 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.9 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-22 11:02:00 EDT
As soon as Mary sat down her right hand moved from above the table to under it, and then quickly to my thigh. It gently laid there for a few moments, and then she started rubbing. At first is was very soft and slow, but then it turned rough. It was like she was trying to knead my leg for baking bread or some shit. I now know what girls feel like when a drunk guy feels them up.
Looking back at this I wonder why I just didn't grab her hand and take it off me. I can only hope that it was because I was in shock of what was happening, and not some sort of strange subconscious old women fetish iv had locked away in my mind.
Anyway this continued on for about 15 minutes while, and this a guess, Mary built up the confidence to do more. Very very slowly, we're talking Jason following a teenage girl type of slow, Mary's hand moved from the side of left thigh to directly on top of my thigh to my inner thigh. She was now in striking distance of my right leaning chimi-change.
This was not good.
At this point I was desperate and I looked to my friends for help. This was a fruitless endeavor as all my buddies (2 girls, 1 guy) were drunk as sailors and were now leaning over the railing to get a closer look at some crabs or dolphins, or some other fucking aquatic creatures.
Once again I had stayed sober and found myself in a fucked up situation, which was only getting worse. You see my buddy down below had up until this point not paid any mind to what was going on. He was just hanging around sort to speak. But now he sensed someone wanted to play, and rose to the occasion.
(I would like to take this moment to point out, that I do not have an old women fetish. My penis was just reacting to natural stimuli. He's like a dog, if you don't play with him everyday he will get excited at the littlest thing. So fuck you all)
If I wasn't so deep in thought trying to come up with an elaborate escape plan, involving jumping over tables and hurdling waitresses no less, I would have felt Mary's hand leave my leg....and maybe the shock of her grabbing my cock wouldn't have been so unexpected.
There's nothing I can put on paper that would adequately describe the feeling of having a 47 year old women drunkenly manhandled you manhood. It's kind of like skydiving or bungee jumping, if you don't do it, you just don't understand. I would guess it feels like getting bitten by a hot vampire chick. Kind of enjoyable in an "Oh shit, I'm going to fucking die" kind of way.
The worst part of the whole thing was Mary's eyes. I guess when she felt the stiffness (I DON'T HAVE AN OLD WOMEN FETISH!) it got her even more exited. Her eyes bugged out and she gave me the most sinister rapist smile I have ever seen.
It was at this point that God decided he had enough fun with me, and spared my life for the time being.
Mary leaned over to me and began to say something in my ear. At that exact moment, the music the bar was playing died down. Being that she was so drunk her whisper became a yell, and her message was loud enough for our entire group (and some other tables) to hear. I will never forget this for the rest of my life.
"MATT! Let's get out of here and let me show you what a real woman is like in bed."
At this point everything stopped. A couple a table over stopped in mid-sentence and looked at the woman seated to my left. My one friend looked at Mary like she had just eaten a baby as her main meal. The other third one spilled half her beer on her skirt.
I looked over at Mary and saw a pitiful sight. Even thought she was drunk as hell, she was still embarrassed. Her face turned the most awful shade of red, and her hand (which was actually starting to feel goo...erm bad) moved back to her lap.
She got up and left while mutter some apologizes and saying she had to go. Ultrafemale apologized as well for the duration of the entire ride home.
As for myself: I got home and masturbated furiously.
(And now a picture of hot YOUNG girl, because I think we all need to see it.)
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by maryjane (user info) at 2004-08-04 19:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-07-23 23:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel bad for her.
Almost.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-23 23:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard from somewhere women, when drunk, produces more testosterones than men. I don't know if that's actually true. There was a joke that said men turns into women when drunk...
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-07-23 01:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
motherfucker!! hahahah get it?! MOTHERfucker!!
Submitted by MMM (user info) at 2004-07-23 01:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was she good looking? If she was good lookin I woulda done her proper. Which just so happens to be rather improper.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-22 13:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
good story
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peeners do the darndest things, Godlove 'em.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn
Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this picture is definitely better than the one in part 1
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I thought it was pretty good.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bah, you shoulda bagged her.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This story's cool but thhis one kicks much more ass (http://www.ubersite.com/m/39020#668291)
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Yeah that is a better story. I was going to post it, but i didnt think it was long enought.
Something else i wanted to say. I'm not an author or writer. If anybody wants to critique my writing or anything, go for it. Do whatever makes you happy, but realize im not going to listen. I post shit because i like telling stories. I could care less about my abilities to write. Im not one of these people who come here to perfect their art or craft or whatever buzz word they are using. I just like having an audience. I am a pretty good verbal storyteller and alot of the humor doesnt make it to this type of medium.
Anyway, what im trying to say is that if you read my shit and catch a typo here or a grammar thingie there don't let it detract away from the story. Of course your more than welcome to let that show in the rating, but try to enjoy the story for what it is. Otherwise you miss out.
(This wasnt directed at Zone because of his comment. Just thinking about it.)
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no self-respect.
I probably would have hit it.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in 6 months, you will be married to her.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, so disturbing.
But hey, you weren't doing nothin' illegal, at least.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This story's cool but thhis one kicks much more ass (http://www.ubersite.com/m/39020#668291)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have hit it, and then made a part 3.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the first part better. this was sloppy. spelling and whatnot
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Matt... How would you-
Ah nevermind.
Submitted by Amish_Amos (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't kid yourself, you wanted her.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She probably has money, you could have been a male Anna Nicole Smith.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Stupid aquatic creatures. I hear they're quite a lay.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only way to beat SPT into remission is with quality like this.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Part 1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/38993