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I love being wet (745 hits)

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Rating: 0.68 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nuggs (View user info) at 2004-07-22 11:46:03 EDT


My friends and I headed downtown yesterday afternoon. As usual, it was hot and muggy... but Ann Arbors art fair is only once a year, and somehow, even though we LIVE in Ann Arbor, we always miss it.

I wonder if the Romans always missed the Triumphs? "Oh, was that yesterday?? Damn, I was porking the neighbor boy, and totally forgot about it!"

Well, not this year! Even though it was hot as fuck and muggy enough to make our hair stick to our faces- we went. Of course it was busy, so we had to park waaaaaay across town. After a few hours of people-watching and art-viewing we found ourselves aproximately 5 miles from our car.

I can't say we were having fun. None of us were talking or interacting with each other at all. I was being crabby (as I'm prone to being- once a month), one of the guys was stoned, the other two were in la la land... Typical Boring Waste of a Day.

Then it started raining.

I'm talking RAIN. Like big wet drops all packed together in the sky- assulting the tops of our heads.

We all perked up and started talking at once.

"wow! Look at this!"

"I love the rain!"

"Oooh!"

"Ahh!"

giggle giggle giggle

All of the things I had been worrying about ceased to bother me. I stopped focusing inward and just LIVED. I enjoyed the moment. We slipped our shoes off and started walking back towards the car...

I haven't had such a good time in years.


Water IS good for you.

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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-14 04:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Rain is cool, but snow is cooler.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-14 04:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

in the bath tub as i rate this so plus 2.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-14 04:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kuehn (user info) at 2004-07-22 23:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great, you like the rain. Good for you. Why do I care? Next time you want to talk about how you feel inside write it in your diary.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-07-22 23:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I agree with RB, a wet T at least gets a neutral rating.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-07-22 23:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha Nice double entendre Nuggeta.

I love it when it is hot and pissing down wet. Well unless it is in Darwin when it is like that continuously for months and you start to feel like you are going mouldy.

Submitted by Mozilla (user info) at 2004-07-22 19:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Mortixer (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:00:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS WAS FALSE ADVERTISEING. next time post a sex r elated story about you takeing on like 2 3 guys at once

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This reminds me of 4th of July this year. My pussy family members always wuss out when it comes to bad weather. So imagine my surprise when in the middle of our volleyball game, when it started to rain, nobody quit. Not my sissy "could be gay but we're not going to ask" cousin, not my brother's "I'm a huge bitch when it comes to shitty weather" girlfriend. Not one.

Oh shit! I just remembered I still have my wet, sweaty clothes from that day in my trunk. Along with open intoxicants.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-22 13:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rain sucks. It rains here almost every day, for at least a few hours per day, and when it's not raining it's humid and 10 million degrees out. I cannot wait for fall.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-22 13:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i hate being rained on.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Vagina!

Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i agree entirely, in most cases water is good for you.

i love water

Submitted by Mortixer (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS WAS FALSE ADVERTISEING. next time post a sex r elated story about you takeing on like 2 3 guys at once

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus christ... I've never got so many negative ratings.

Excuse me while I go get myself wet... that'll make me feel better.

Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ann Arbors art fair sux my nuts
I didn't give you a -2 cuz of the title

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Um yeah, Next time you do this post a pic of you in a wet t-shirt er something.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its not a bad story.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rain kicks ass.
Moist nuggz kicks ass.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the title (innuendo)

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh sorry bitches


SPT!

Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Whats SPT?

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like rain, too. I look at people who are all "I'm all wet! Damn you water, giver of life!" and want to punch them for being bitches.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-22 11:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i guess you forgot the SPT disclaimer.


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

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