US Military: Making women more desireable throught surgery since 2000 (2590 hits)
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Submitted by reallybored (View user info) at 2004-07-22 15:11:50 EDT
I know I posted something already today, but I don't give a fuck. Tomorrow is WWYRSW and I'm not going to wait until Monday for this shit. This story is just too fucking good.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/07/21/military.perks.reut/index.html
Folks the article is real fucking short, so go and read it.
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You didn't even read it did you? Goddamn you're a fucking lazy bastard, how do you even make it to work in the morning? Anyway what the article says is that the US military will pay for its soldiers to get plastic surgery.
So not only can you get money for college and job training, and all that be all you can be stuff, you can get boobies and liposuction. Plus (and this is just icing on the cake) your family can get this same sort of surgery. <Insert joke consisting of Lisa, Hidden, and her lack of breasts>
Am I the only person that finds this seriously fucked up?
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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:03:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-23 02:14:16 EDT (#)
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Well shit Sarge! Hit me with the enlistment stick!
I can finally get that 14" elephant cock I always wanted!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:24:17 EDT (#)
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You dont give a fuck?
Too bad.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-23 00:12:36 EDT (#)
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It said for "practice"...
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-22 20:20:12 EDT (#)
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1 post per day.
newbie.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-07-22 17:31:15 EDT (#)
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"You didn't even read it did you? Goddamn you're a fucking lazy bastard..."
great line.
plastic surgery on the taxpayer's dime: terrible
Submitted by plushpeach (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:43:09 EDT (#)
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New Army slogan: " Be all you can be, as a D cup".
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:51:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:34:33 (#)
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One post a day you asshole. god I hate you. :)
i can't wait to pass you and get the #10 spot. :)
though with WWYRSW coming up tomorrow it might take longer than expected.
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Its only a matter of time. Hopefully i can get past loki first and still retain 10. But i doubt it. DAMN YOU ZONE, DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Submitted by Fag <ifuckchickens.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-22 15:50:40 EDT (#)
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We need to start a nuclear war.
http://penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020522l.gif
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:35:31 EDT (#)
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Damnit, bart never promised me a link to that site! I want to be 1337 too!
I've seen the other posts, and I assumed it was something along those lines, but I never exactly understood what it stands for, and for some reason I always thought it had to do with mayonaise.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:34:33 EDT (#)
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One post a day you asshole. god I hate you. :)
i can't wait to pass you and get the #10 spot. :)
though with WWYRSW coming up tomorrow it might take longer than expected.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:33:58 EDT (#)
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How about that broad from Abu Ghraib with the Moe Howard haircut? She looks like she could benefit from a couple of DDs. Maybe even a few.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:30:16 EDT (#)
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On a sidenote, I have to be the only person here who has no idea what WWYRSW stands for.
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Check my previous posts. Its probably the greatest multi-post peice in the history of ubersite. I mean look at this e-mail i got from bart.
RB,
Hey it's bart. I really like that WWYRSW stuff. Especially with that russian tennis chick anna koru..whatever. She like totally r0xx0rs my b0xx0rs. Thanks man. Ill upgrade you to l33t status, and send you the ip address to the other server with the pics of Kristen, Phoenix, and other assorted uber girls in the bare. Keep up the good work.
-God of Uber
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:26:05 EDT (#)
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Wow, so wrong.
On a sidenote, I have to be the only person here who has no idea what WWYRSW stands for.
Care to enlighten me, rb?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:25:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:16:55 (#)
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i'm joining the marines so i can get peck implants and facial hair plugs.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:22:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:15:26 (#)
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Your right I didn't read the article. But my sister is in the Army
does this make me eligible
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Probably. And it will be free too. Just remeber to send me a pic if you get em.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:20:23 EDT (#)
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What I find strange is that this is all becoming a big deal right now. I heard about this like three years ago and thought it was fucked up then. Apparently the mainstream media was bored and decided to look for old news to re-report.
The rationale for the boob job thing is to keep the surgeon up to date on procedures, etc. The US military employs many plastic surgeons for repair/redo jobs for soldiers injured in battle. Supposedly once these surgeons go out in the real world they'll need to know how to do boob jobs to find employment. Personally I think its bullshit.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:17:40 EDT (#)
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Most army women can use all the help that they can get.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:16:55 EDT (#)
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i'm joining the marines so i can get peck implants and facial hair plugs.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:16:26 EDT (#)
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America is one fucked up place. What am I talking about ? Boobs are great !
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:15:40 EDT (#)
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So... a woman with a big bazooka can get big bazookas?
sweet.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:15:26 EDT (#)
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Your right I didn't read the article. But my sister is in the Army
does this make me eligible?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-07-22 15:12:45 EDT (#)
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i really should have put spt on this